Roses are Red
The Sun will Shine
Come to Milf Monday
And find your Valentine!!
It’s February, so it can only be our fabulously flirty, fantastically filthy, Valentines Milf Monday!!
Dig out your sexiest outfits and come & see who will be struck by your arrow of attraction!! Romantic Reds, Passionate Purples or Sexy Silver & Golds … let’s vamp up this Valentine!!
If you’re planning on joining us for our Valentines event, please email Vicky at email@example.com and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list.
ALL single Ladies will need to pay a non refundable deposit as their entry is free
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 3rd!!
‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
Get ready to walk down the Red Carpet and strike a pose for the waiting Paparazzi!
Townhouse will be packed with famous faces for this strictly A-list party, a real blast from the past.
Whether you see yourself as an Amy Winehouse or Elvis, Lennon or Bowie or maybe you’re more of an Abraham Lincoln if you’re Dead and Famous then you need to join us in the hall of fame to party the night away.
Imagine Michael Jackson moonwalking around the dance floor, Kurt Cobain making cocktails at the bar and Princess Di heading upstairs with Freddie Mercury on the promise that He Will, He Will, Rock You!
We want Disco, dress up and dirty dancefloor antics!
As always there will be a prize for the best dressed but whether you dress up or not we look forward to seeing you there as we mingle with icons from the other side and really raise the dead for a party not to be missed, after all there is plenty of time to rest in peace afterwards.
See you all there!
Sid and Nancy xx
The Small Print
Dress code if you don’t want to dress to the theme is dress to impress – absolutely no sportswear or trainers.
Doors open at 20:30 and the club closes at 3:00, last entry for members is 11pm and newbies will need to arrive by 9.30pm to be given a tour of the club.
**NEWBIES will need to contact the club directly to pay your entry fee in advance, please contact Townhouse Twosome to arrange this**
Every guest will pay a £10 deposit for your locker, this is now CASH ONLY.
Entry fee and bar bills can still be paid by card.
If you are not a member of the club you will need photo ID and proof of address, alternatively a driver’s licence is acceptable, members will need your membership card or ID.
Please be aware as of 1st January vaping is no longer permitted in the club, you are welcome to vape in the newly refurbished and heated courtyard.
£10 for single Ladies and T girls
£25 for couples
£30 for guys (limit of 8 places and must be a member)
Overnight stays are available for a cost of £15 per person and can be booked by contacting Townhouse Twosome directly.