James Bond 007 CASINO Party Night @ Townhouse 28th March

You are required to rendezvous at Townhouse on Saturday 28th March for a very special mission. You must be ready for anything… adopt a disguise and be licensed to thrill!

Ensure you are fully equipped with gadgets via ‘Q’, as the guests can be very demanding and you will need your wits about you.

To gain entry, you must say the password ‘Betty Swollocks’; by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it is For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well!

You will be summoned to the Casino Royale where you will find 2 gambling tables with croupiers. Mingle with the other guests and try not to lose all of your chips or ‘M’ will not be happy!

It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!!

The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes, oh and I hear the cakes are to Live and Let Die for too!

This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!

This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your ‘weapon’, you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.

Good luck!!!

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Couples £25, Ladies & TGirls £10, Single Guys £30

A £10 cash deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab

Doors 8.30pm til 3am – last entry 10.30pm (9.30pm for newbies)

DJ and cake/sweet treats on offer

New couples and ladies welcome. Bring your membership card or if you are new, bring a driving licence or a passport AND utility bill

8 places for guys who must be members

Get your best clobber on!