ABOUT MILF MONDAY

So we had our first MILF Monday event on 29th Sept 2014 and it was a rip roaring success! We welcomed exactly 100 people to the event with a mix of couples, single ladies/greedy girls and single guys. It was a well organised event and everyone had a great day.

We now run these events on the 1st Monday of every month from 10.30am – 3.30pm. The dates will differ is the Monday falls on a bank holiday. Always check the What’s On page for the latest calendar        http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk

I get lots of questions about these events, so I have put this blog together to help answer your questions and give you some useful information which you will need to know on the day.

MILF Monday has been started due to the amount of ladies who cannot attend evening events and needed a horny day of fun while the sprogs were at school. We found there was a huge demand for such an event and 31 ladies attended our first event!!! lol As a lot of our single females are greedy girls, we go for a 3:1 guy to girl ratio so there are plenty of guys to go around! lol So if you are a guy and think you will be shy around too many other guys, this is not the event for you.

This is a guestlist only event. If you are not on the list, you cannot attend as we need to monitor numbers, so contact us to go on the list infotownhouse@aol.com . The event is open to non members as well as members and you will need to bring in your membership card or ID if you are not a member. The ID that we accept is a Photo Driving Licence or Passport and utility bill. We basically need to confirm your name and address. Your details are not kept, we just take them down on the day on a reception list and the list is destroyed at the end of the day. Nothing is sent to your address and you will not be contacted after the event unless you contact us first.

Dress code: Well this is a little relaxed with it being a daytime event but we still won’t admit people in hoodies, tracksuits, trainers and dirty workwear.

Entry: This is £10 per guy/girl/couple. You will need to bring £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab.
Condoms and Towels: We hand out free condoms and lube. We have a variety of condoms including King Size and Latex free. PLEASE put your condoms in the bins provided! We can issue towels at a charge of £1.00 hire. You may bring your own though and you are responsible for it.

Dress Down: We are not an immediate ‘dress down’ club. Downstairs in the social areas, you can wear what you want, when you want to. If you want to go and play upstairs or watch play, then we ask you to dress down. For guys this is a towel, boxers, shorts. For ladies this is towel, lingerie, wrap, bra and briefs, playsuit…choice is yours!

Etiquette : With so much testosterone in the building, some guys are bound to get excitable! Please make yourself familiar with our Rules and Etiquette in the menu above before you attend as bad manners and disrespect will get you immediately kicked out! Please treat our ladies as ladies and respect yourself by acting like a gent! We have a zero tolerance on this and it works well to ensure that everyone has a good day. A member of staff is continuously walking the landings to ensure everyone is behaving respectfully, cleaning up rooms, so that they are fresh for continued play and handing out condoms for those who have been so lucky, they have used up their supplies! lol

PARKING – IMPORTANT!!!!
We had someone on the gates directing your parking last time as there was so many of you! lol The best place to park is on the Campbeltown Road CH42 9HP. Look for the John Moores building and surrounding car parks. It’s a free car parking area and away from any major traffic, residents etc… Our usual car park, Bookers Wholesale just gets too busy in the day and the residents in the surrounding area get pissed off when there are dozens of cars; some of you last time parked in front of driveways which is just not on, so could you please park at the above location. It is literally over the road from the club and the walk is 200 yards. Your car will be safe, you won’t be causing an obstruction and there are no yellow lines. If you are unsure of the area, we will again have somebody on the gate to direct you.

Mobility around the building: Our venue covers 4 floors via stairs; we do not have a lift. The building is accessible by wheelchair and we have accessible toilets on the ground floor. However, the layout of the play areas on the 1st and 2nd floor, makes our club difficult for people who use a wheelchair as there is no means of transporting a wheelchair up the stairs. There are no play areas on the ground floor, although some people do actually play on the ground floor! lol