Roses are Red
The Sun will Shine
Come to Milf Monday
And find your Valentine!!
It’s February, so it can only be our fabulously flirty, fantastically filthy, Valentines Milf Monday!!
Dig out your sexiest outfits and come & see who will be struck by your arrow of attraction!! Romantic Reds, Passionate Purples or Sexy Silver & Golds … let’s vamp up this Valentine!!
If you’re planning on joining us for our Valentines event, please email Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list.
ALL single Ladies will need to pay a non refundable deposit as their entry is free
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 3rd!!
‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
Once upon a time in the magic kingdom of Townhouse, there was an enchanted evening equal parts fun, frivolous and filthy! Can you feel the love tonight?
Twisted Tales presents Dirty Disney, coming to the North West’s top Swinger’s Club! You shall go to the ball (especially if you don’t have a gag reflex)!
At Dirty Disney fancy dress is encouraged, so call on your Fairy Godmother to dress you to the nines as your favourite Disney character and you could win our special prize for best costume. Not one for fancy dress? What can we say except you’re (still) welcome – Come along for the usual Townhouse party atmosphere with DJ and dancing until late.
Everyone loves a good Disney sing-along in the car (don’t try to deny it), which is why for the first time at Townhouse we’ll have Disney Karaoke – Bonus points for the first person to sing “King of the Swingers”…
First time at Townhouse? Don’t be Bashful (unless that’s your costume)! Please be sure to arrive before 9:30pm so our friendly team can make you their guest with a full tour of the club.
Grab a drink from our well-stocked, reasonably priced bar and take a dip not quite “under the sea” in our relaxing hot tub.
But don’t get too comfy in your Disney dress-up, because once you strip down to the “bare” necessities and get into your sexiest lingerie, underwear or just a towel (making sure to showcase your bibbity-boppity-boobs), you can go “Up” to our sexy play rooms, where there are sure to be many happy endings.
So trade Cinderella’s glass slippers for a glass dildo (or even bring your Woody for a Buzz), be our guest and kiss the girl (or two, or three). A fan of Aladdin? Come and see if you can get “a lad in” your cave of wonders. Is Peter Pan your favourite? See if someone will tinker with your bell…!
The Disney debauchery will go on until 3am when our magic spell will end… but don’t worry, we can call you a taxi rather than send you home in a pumpkin carriage.
Tempted? Take a bite from the poison apple… you know you want to!
Please note that you will require a £10 deposit for your locker key and bar tab, which must be paid IN CASH upon arrival.
Lady and a Tramp (couples): £25 (non members welcome)
Princesses (single females and T girls): £10 (non members welcome)
Prince Charmings (single men): £30 (must be pre approved &
members, maximum of 8, first come first served, book in advance)
Overnight stays: £15 (contact the club directly to book)
Doors open 8.30pm-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse.
If you’re not dressing up, we have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers/pumps/converse are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress!
If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on).
Get ready to walk down the Red Carpet and strike a pose for the waiting Paparazzi!
Townhouse will be packed with famous faces for this strictly A-list party, a real blast from the past.
Whether you see yourself as an Amy Winehouse or Elvis, Lennon or Bowie or maybe you’re more of an Abraham Lincoln if you’re Dead and Famous then you need to join us in the hall of fame to party the night away.
Imagine Michael Jackson moonwalking around the dance floor, Kurt Cobain making cocktails at the bar and Princess Di heading upstairs with Freddie Mercury on the promise that He Will, He Will, Rock You!
We want Disco, dress up and dirty dancefloor antics!
As always there will be a prize for the best dressed but whether you dress up or not we look forward to seeing you there as we mingle with icons from the other side and really raise the dead for a party not to be missed, after all there is plenty of time to rest in peace afterwards.
See you all there!
Sid and Nancy xx
The Small Print
Dress code if you don’t want to dress to the theme is dress to impress – absolutely no sportswear or trainers.
Doors open at 20:30 and the club closes at 3:00, last entry for members is 11pm and newbies will need to arrive by 9.30pm to be given a tour of the club.
**NEWBIES will need to contact the club directly to pay your entry fee in advance, please contact Townhouse Twosome to arrange this**
Every guest will pay a £10 deposit for your locker, this is now CASH ONLY.
Entry fee and bar bills can still be paid by card.
If you are not a member of the club you will need photo ID and proof of address, alternatively a driver’s licence is acceptable, members will need your membership card or ID.
Please be aware as of 1st January vaping is no longer permitted in the club, you are welcome to vape in the newly refurbished and heated courtyard.
£10 for single Ladies and T girls
£25 for couples
£30 for guys (limit of 8 places and must be a member)
Overnight stays are available for a cost of £15 per person and can be booked by contacting Townhouse Twosome directly.
CLUSTERFUCK returns in 2020 by popular demand.
Even better for all those naughty people who were unable to attend mid-week, as we are now holding the event on Friday’s! So get your baby sitters, pet sitters and accommodation booked and join us at the end of the month.
The Czech Gloryholes will be there as always so anyone who wants to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety of course..no bag, no shag). Please step forward if you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny individuals have their wicked way. Also, if any couples have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the Gloryholes while you conduct the proceedings or just simply ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!
If the Czech Gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! As always, Townhouse events are LGBTQ+ friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate any sex fuckery!
For any newbies, we’ll be more than happy to show you around on the night. Townhouse is an elegant club with first class facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a great mix of large open group play rooms, intimate areas and private rooms for you to fulfil your desires. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
To go on the guestlist, please email Vicky at email@example.com
Doors open at 20:30 and closing time is 03:00
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your photo driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.
Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked directly with the club. Either give them us call or email Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org
**Small Changes for the New Year**
NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please contact the club directly as you will need to pay your deposit ahead of the event to secure your place.
All other guests will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.
We are looking forward to seeing you there!!!
Team Clusterfuck xxxxxxx
You’re all skint from Christmas, so how about a cheap night out hey?
Any couples who attend our Couples and Females party on Friday 10th can come on Saturday 11th absolutely FREE!! BUT you need to book your place with me in advance!
Everybody else can come along for a reduced price and couples/ladies don’t need to book:
Single guys £15 (only 8 places available – must be a member and book in advance)
This is a good old swinging night. No gimmicks, just filth.
‘Blow’ away those January blues and join us!!
Other stuff you need to know……
Your £10 key/bar tab deposit can only be paid in CASH from now on.
Times – 8.30pm til 3am
Last entry – 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies
Dress code – dress to impress
Our end of month parties are always a BLAST and this one is no different.
It’s Chinese New Year and we are going all oriental for this one! The club will be decked out in red and gold and we will be offering up Chinese food and fortune cookies for you to indulge
We don’t expect you to come dressed as dragons or other Chinese symbolic creatures but it would be amazing if everyone arrived in red or gold or both or hints of! lol However, if you feel like channelling your inner beast, then please feel free!
Our DJ will be with us if you fancy a boogie and H from ‘Swinging When You’re Winning’ will be our host for the night and will have you all howling with some great ice breakers to get you all ‘familiar’ haha
Fancy it?! Well it’s not a guestlist party, just come along in your best knickers and dancing shoes
The boring stuff…
* Doors 8.30pm til 3am
* Last entry is 11pm for members, 9.30pm for newbies
*Dress code is dress to impress and hints are mentioned above
£25 for couples
£30 for guys (limit of 8 places and must be a member)
£10 for Single Females and TGirls
A £10 CASH deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab
We have a very cheap, well stocked bar for those who fancy a tipple.
See you all there!
Vic and Jim xxxx
Come and join Charlotte Harlot for one of our classiest events on the calendar!
For those of you who haven’t been to Harlots before, here’s the spiel…..
HARLOTS is ALL about the ladies. A concept that focuses purely on sexual, desirable ladies and their needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.
Only gentlemen types will be considered for this event. With exceptional manners and great social skills. These traits are essential but only a start. Gents should be good looking, impeccably groomed and DRESSED TO IMPRESS. Being a gentlemen is what HARLOTS is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gents should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!
Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).
This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please message the club directly on email@example.com
Just a little more information on the venue:
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30 – Last entry 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear/ripped jeans/trainers/caps are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!
If you are new to the club then you will need to pay your entrance in advance to get a place on the list. Please email Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org to arrange payment. On arrival, we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the club on the night; please arrive by 9.30pm.
It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 CASH as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
Struggling to decide on a New Year’s Resolution? Let us help you
Are you bored of the traditional giving something up, stop drinking, eating less?…Then why not make it a FILTHY one!
Are you curious about swinging? Do you want to experience the lifestyle? Maybe break your club virginity?
Would you like to explore your fantasies? Is there a couple/single you’ve had your eye on? Want to push your boundaries?
Then this party is a perfect opportunity for newbies & experienced swingers, to banish the traditional and opt for a Naughty Resolution to kick start 2020
Our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests
Soooooo, grab your dancing shoes and come join us to make your NAUGHTY RESOLUTION a reality
As you will be skint after Christmas we are offering you a reduced price entry if you’re on our guestlist
Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single Guys – £20 (must be pre approved &
Overnight stays – £15 (please contact the club directly to book)
You’ll need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key and bar tab
Doors open 8.30-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers/pumps/converse are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress
If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Can’t wait to see you all there
Curvy is definitely the new Black!
It’s the first Buxom Babes of 2020, so let’s make it one to remember!!
We are all about celebrating all of the beautiful shapes & sizes that us ladies come in … Body Positivity is what January is all about!! So, we want to inject a bit of colour into this months event – pull out your most colourful outfits, shoes, accessories and brighten up the bluest of January evenings!
This event is not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome
For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!
As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list. Please contact Vicky, the owner at email@example.com to go on the list
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
‘The Small Print’
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30
For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
Ladies / T-Girls – £5
Couples – £10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
** NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please need to contact Vicky at the club directly on firstname.lastname@example.org as you will need to pay your entry fee ahead of the event to secure your place
All other guests will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.