Clothed Female, naked male BDSM event Sunday 29th September

We are delighted to bring you our Clothed Female/naked male (CF/nm) event. Clothed Female/ naked male dynamics depict a power exchange where the traditionally more dominant male is objectified, debased or humiliated by a traditionally more submissive female.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION: this event is ticketed so please confirm your attendance via email. Tickets are £15pp or £20pp on the door. tickets can be purchased prior to the event either via PayPal or at Townhouse.

Each female will be treated like the Lady they are with afternoon tea available from 3pm, served at your ruling. The lounge will be arranged so that the Ladies may all chat and be waited on without interruption. (please make dietary requirements known prior to the event so that everyone has something they can nibble).

From approximately 4.30pm the Slave Smörgåsbord will be available for you all to indulge. There will be a selection of Slaves with particular interests of play for you to choose. This will run for the rest of the afternoon so you can dip in an out as you wish.

Both single Females and single gentlemen are welcome at this event.

DRESS CODE
*Clothed Female Dress: Dress to impress!!

*naked male dress: Maximum: Cock cage/Ball crusher

PLEASE MESSAGE infotownhouse@aol.com with questions or to buy a ticket

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HARLOTS! @ Townhouse 26th September – Exclusive Private Event

For those of you who haven’t been to Harlots before…..

HARLOTS is ALL about the ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on sexual, desirable ladies and their needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.

Only gentlemen types will be considered for this event. With exceptional manners and great social skills. These traits are essential but only a start. Gents should be good looking, impeccably groomed harlots (4)and DRESSED TO IMPRESS. Being a gentlemen is what HARLOTS is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gents should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!

Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).

This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email Vicky, the owner with a face pic at infotownhouse@aol.com

Charlotte xx

Just a little more information on the venue:

Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30 – last entry is 9.30pm for newbies and 10.30pm for everyone else

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear/ripped jeans/trainers/caps are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!

If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

Females: £10
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

Lip Sync For Your Life!! @ Townhouse 14th September – hosted by JENNI TALIA

Prepare to be dazzled! Prepare to be wowed! Prepare to laugh your socks off at a load of swingers emulating your favourite pop and rock stars for shits n giggles!

Your hostess for this amazing party is the one and only Jenni Talia and she doesn’t want any shy wallflowers, she wants exhibitionists (on and off stage) and she wants a captive audience who will cheer and dance to the poor souls lip syncing for their lives for your entertainment!

There will be solo battles and one on one battles to decide the ultimate winner! If you were at our last rock night, you know how competitive and downright crazy our battles can be, so be prepared for belly laughs and memories you just wish you could film and stick on facebook!

Anybody who takes part in the battles will receive a free entry and there will be a prize for the ultimate winner. You don’t need to be Robbie Williams, in fact, it’s funnier if you are not perfect! If you love to perform but you’re a shit singer, then this is your chance to pretend you’re a star, but the idea is that you lip sync to the music and perform outrageously! If you have ever seen Ru Pauls Drag Race, then you have a head start!

The battles will be over in time for you to still have plenty of opportunity to shake the foundations in our playrooms….it’s a swinging party afterall ??

Reduced priced entry for this one too !!
Free for ladies
£5 for Tgirls
£15 for couples
£20 for guys (limit of 8 guys who must be members)

We have a VERY cheap licensed bar, so please leave you drinks at home. If you have a full loyalty card, feel free to use it to gain free entry.

Dress code is dress to impress…you could always come along as a pop star or rock star though ??

We open our doors at 8.30pm and the filth goes on until 3am. Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you are new.

Lets lip sync like nobody is watching!

Let’s lip sync for our lives!

See you there!
xxx

Sam and Dave’s House Party @ Townhouse 20th September

Following the success of our House Parties we’re inviting friends old & new to come and help Samantha celebrate her birthday party in style.

No themes for this just bring yourselves for a fun filled night of filth and celebrations.

DOORS OPEN 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm! (9.30pm for newbies)
Club closes at 3am.

This party is aimed at everyone having fun in a friendly no pressure environment. Whether you are nervous newbies or seasoned swingers, this party is for you.

Like any good house party, consider the bar area the kitchen, a place to gather, socialise and meet new people. There you’ll find your favourite drinks at fantastic prices served by gorgeous bar staff and the oriGIN bar where you can choose from over 50 brands of gin…. It’s the only place you can purchase the clubs own brand…. Townhouse Gin. Samantha is also making her own unique home-brew (this comes with its own warning label lol) this is free, so just help yourself to a glass or two. If you’re feeling peckish we’ll also have a buffet and bar nibbles.

In the lounge, our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests.

Single males will be limited but couples and single fems are all more than welcome to join us.

You’ll also need £10 deposit for your locker key which will be deducted from your bar bill at the end of the night.

Condoms are available free of charge and are situated around the club.

Towels can be found at reception.

You don’t need to be a member to attend this party. We just ask everyone to bring their membership cards and/or 2 forms of ID (passport/driving licence etc…).

Couples: £20.00
Females: £10
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members.

To place your name on the list, please contact Vicky, the owner at infotownhouse@aol.com

We can’t wait to see you all there and make it another night to remember
Dave and Samantha x

**THE GUEST LIST WILL NOT BE MADE PUBLIC**

BUXOM BABES @ Townhouse! ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ 19th September

It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!

September is upon us already & I hope you’ve got your pencil case ready & your uniform ironed … because Buxom Babes is going Back to School!!

It’s the start of term at Townhouse Academy and Miss Morticia will be on hand to make sure every one is well behaved & anyone naughty is promptly dealt with! Our class monitors will be providing refreshments throughout the evening & there will be ‘tuck shop goodies’ available!!

We want to see your most inventive outfits – schoolies are fine, but we want to see teachers, lab geeks, sports jocks, cheerleaders … anything school related goes!!

As always, this event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!
It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome ??

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list. Please email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com to go on the list

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

And remember … Curvy is the new black!

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‘The Small Print’

Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30

For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

Entry Prices:
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Look forward to seeing you there!!
Morticia and the Townhouse team xx

SEXY SILENT DISCO Play Party @ Townhouse 24th October – OLD SCHOOL

This is a night NOT TO BE MISSED!! After the MASSIVE success of our last event, we can’t wait to do it all again!

So what is this all about?….
If you have been to music festivals, you will know exactly how mindblowing this is! Basically we have an amazing smoke and light show along with DJ Climax who will be pumping some old school dance music, backlit with inspiring visuals on our massive projector screen. The twist is that everybody will be given a special set of headphones to have the music transmitted straight to them and to the outside world, you will be dancing and raving to a silent room, but to you guys, you will be raving to an amazing music set which will get your body moving and your pulses racing! We will also be offering you the chance to have some body painting done, UV if you fancy and we will be providing glo sticks/jewellery for that cheesy edge! lol

The dresscode for the night will be either clubbing gear or immediate dress down so you are ready to get sweaty on the dancefloor and then sweaty in the playrooms. This night is all about the Music, Fun and Filth and it’s just £10 per person!!!!! (Non member single guys are welcome for £15 entry). You can buy your advance tickets easily at our box office here http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse

Doors will open at 7.30pm and the silent disco will start at 8.30pm til 11.30pm which gives you plenty of time to take things upstairs afterwards; Last entry is 10pm on this night. We will require a £15 deposit on this night for your bar tab and the headset. The £15 will be offset against your bar bill with any difference refunded when the headset is returned.

What are you waiting for? Get those tickets booked and start counting down the days!
See you there xxxx

HALLOWEEN @ Townhouse!! 26th October AMERICAN HORROR STORY

Halloween at Townhouse just got a bit mental! We are going all out this year to bring you a party which is just a little bit fuckin’ trippy! Lol
American Horror story has been a Halloween staple on our TV’s since 2011 with 9 series (inc 2019) all having their own twisted theme. We are taking these themes and transforming areas all around the club in homage to AHS and we invite you to think up a crazy costume and join us for a night to remember.
This is a swinging party first and foremost and we expect you to embrace your inner freak on the dancefloor and in the playrooms! However, Halloween at Townhouse is more than just a swinging party, it’s an EVENT and you simply can’t miss it!
On approaching the club, and the foyer, there will be hints of season 1 and 3…Murder House and Coven. The Coven theme will continue through the bar until you reach our lounge, which becomes season 4, Freak Show….  
Go up a level and you will find scenes from seasons 2 and this years season 9 – Asylum and 80s Slasher Movie.
Go up again and there will be scenes from seasons 5 and 8, Hotel and Apocalypse. There will be hints of season 7 dotted around the club (Cult) but we are not adding season 6 (Roanoke) to the sets as, quite frankly, it was a shit series and doesn’t deserve our effort! Lol
So there’s LOADS of inspo here for your outfits, from traditional witches and ghosts, to circus freaks, serial killers, devil worshippers and general institutionalised psycho                               s!
We are offering an amazing prize to the best dressed and I’m afraid to say that costumes are compulsory to add to the vibe of the event. Don’t forget your dress down outfits for later when you want to get filthy! There will be a ‘photo booth’ area for you to get some piccies of your outfits and capture some crazy memories.
This is a TICKET ONLY party and we expect it to be a sell out, so don’t hang around. You can purchase tickets HERE

Couples £25
Females/TGirls £10
Single guys £30 (only 8 places for single guys members)
There will be food, sweet treats, shots and my own witches brew! (There has to be a bit of cheesiness thrown into the mix)


Doors open at 8.30pm, last entry is 10pm (9.30pm for newbies). Doors close at 3am. Overnights are available for £15 per person and this needs to be booked and paid for directly with the club either by PM here or by emailing infotownhouse@aol.com
You simply CAN NOT miss this party!!!

KUCKOO ‘Cops & Robbers’ @ Townhouse 15th September

***HELLO TO ALL YOU SEXY SWINGERS***

We are Kuckoo and we want to invite YOU to our very first themed event at Townhouse. Our first will be a debauchery filled afternoon of NAUGHTINESS; COPS & ROBBERS…

We’re looking for some very sexy police officers to control (or maybe punish) our very naughty villains.

Dare to misbehave?
Are you on your best behaviour?
Do you want to be in the bad books?
Are you an angel or demon?
It’s up to you, you decide if you want to play good cop or bad cop
This is a themed event, dress in your most fiendish attire ready for an afternoon of fun, filth and fuckery.
We have some very deviant games planned with wayward forfeits involved.

Your hosts and hostesses for the day will be:
BEASTandHARLOT
Bearded Gentleman
Classylady300
We are VERY excited to see all of you badly behaved guys and girls there 😀

Here are the minor details:

Females and T-Girls: £5
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
This event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL

Doors open at 3pm and closing time is 10pm. Last entry is 6pm. Newbies need to arrive before 4.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception. There will be plenty of people there to make you feel VERY welcome…

There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Theme wear is optional.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out:
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, check the website for ID requirements.

MILF Monday ‘The Back to School One’ @ Townhouse 9th September

Blink & you’ll miss the summer!! September is just round the corner & I hope you’ve got your pencil case ready & your uniform ironed, because it’s Back to School!!

It’s the first day of the new term at Townhouse Academy and Miss Morticia will be on hand to make sure every one is well behaved & anyone naughty is promptly dealt with! Mistress Vicky will be taking the register, so make sure you’re not caught bunking off, or it’ll be Six of the Best!!

We want to see your most inventive outfits – schoolies are fine, but we want to see teachers, lab geeks, sports jocks, cheerleaders … anything school related goes!!

If you’d like to enrol for Townhouse Academy’s Milf Monday, then please contact Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

School fees are £10 for the guys but the lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 9th
Morticia
xxx
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‘The Small Print’

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

CLUSTERFUCK! Gangbang & Female Gloryhole Party 5th Sept @ Townhouse

Our filthy new event is going from strength to strength and is back again on Thursday 5th September!

‘Clusterfuck’ – noun
“A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex/gangbangs in a safe and consensual environment or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang. (Waiting for Urban Dictionary to update)”

The brand new gloryholes, launched earlier this year for the Clusterfuck parties only, will be making a return! The list of ladies chomping at the bit to use them is getting as long as the guy’s list who are eager to please! Any ladies who want to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety and of course no bag, no shag), please step forward!! If you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny guys have their wicked way with you or any of you attached gents have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the middle of it all while you conduct the proceedings or just ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!

If the Female gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! Lol As always, Townhouse events are LGBT friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate some same sex fuckery! ?? Fancy a dark room scenario? Let us know!

Now that your interest has been piqued and you are going to attend, please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com and get your name down! Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know that you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers attending.

As always, we are open to ideas and suggestions and have a few more in the making but if you have a specific request let us know and we will try and cater for your deviant needs.

Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!

Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on the 5th September 2019.
xxxx

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The particulars
Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.
You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!  Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

Townhouse has a well-stocked branded bar and don’t forget the oriGIN bar where you have the choice of over 50 gins including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Townhouse Gin

Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue. http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk