Townhouse over Christmas and New Year! Party, party, party!!!!

We love Christmas and New Year at Christmas!! We have 4 parties to look forward to starting tonight, 19th Dec!!

Tonight is our Fetish Christmas party and we are expecting around 100 people! Our kinksters know how to let their hair down and they will be enjoying special Christmas spanks, red bottoms to go with the red hats and some tie and tease…Townhouse style! We will have sweet treats on the bar, a welcome glass of punch, a chocolate fountain, Christmas gifts and a special surprise! We have just one room left for overnight stays, so get in touch if interested.

Saturday 20th is our Big Swinging Christmas Party and our resident DJ will be enticing you to the dancefloor! Wear something red to get into the Christmas spirit…even if it’s a pair of red knickers! lol We are offering a scrummy buffet, sweet treats, our choccy fountain, Christmas punch, free raffle prizes and if you fancy a sing, then the DJ will be inviting you up to sing for a short time, so you can wow the crowds with your dulcit tones! We are expecting this event to be chocca, so we advise that you arrive early!

Saturday 27th is our well known New Years Eve warm up party! It is a much needed respite from the Christmas madness and a chance to let you hair down (and other things) as a lot of you will be off work the next day. Again, our DJ will be with, we will have food a special free raffle and we have a couple of overnight stays available. This is a great party and a good way to get your ‘fix’ if you can’t make it for New Years Eve.

Weds 31st NEW YEARS EVE!! The biggest party of the year and always a capacity crowd! No advance booking needed, just arrive early! Once we are up to capacity we will close the doors and for the past couple of years, this has been by 11pm, so the earlier the better! Our DJ will be helping us bring in 2015 in style, the club will be decorated in special NYE glitz, we will have a yummy buffet, lots of treats, party poppers, fireworks (weather permitting), bubbly at midnight, chocolate fountain and some very special prizes in our FREE raffle! All this for £25 per couple, £5 for ladies and £30 for guys. We are fully booked for overnight stays now I’m afraid. We cannot accept loyalty cards for entry on this event due to the very high costs, sorry xx

So come along to Townhouse for the biggest parties, the sexiest guests and the best value for money with lots of extras!!

See you there!!



Christmas is coming and the club is all festive!!!!
November was the best on record for numbers and ‘fun’! A record number of new members and attendance at events, so I would firstly like to say a HUGE thank you to each and every one of you who chose Townhouse for your swinging and fetish ‘frolics’ 😉
We enjoyed some amazing parties and our Porn in the USA event was especially awesome! We are SO doing that one again! Lol Our MILF Monday was yet another rip roaring success and our Wednesday nights have been simply brilliant.
So December…LOTS planned for you and no less than 4 swinging parties planned!
Saturday 13th is our fantastic Moulin Rouge party! Expect luscious red and black décor, sexy French music, chocolate dipped strawberries and an all round sexy vibe. If you fancy following the theme (not compulsory) why not bring along your feather boas, French stockings, top hats, braces, dickie bows. Soak up the atmosphere and play like no one is watching! Jim and I are off that night and may just join you…Oooh la la!
Saturday 20th is our BIG Christmas party!! It’s always a cracking night and we pull out all of the stops to bring you a Christmas bash to remember. Our DJ will be enticing you onto the dancefloor, we will have a lovely Christmas buffet, a little pressie for each of you, Christmas treats on the bar, a free raffle for a quality sex toy and a special surprise performance  Why not get into the spirit of things a wear something in sexy red?! The DJ is bringing his karaoke along too if you fancy a sing but this will not turn into a karaoke night, it is a swinging night with dancing and the odd performance. Normal entry prices and the same limit of 8 single guys who need to book in.
Saturday 27th is our New Years Eve warm up party and a much needed respite from the Christmas madness! As a lot of people are off work, this tends to be a VERY busy night, so we advise you to get in early with the last entry being 11pm as usual. Music, dancing, friends, food and filth…what more could you ask for?! Overnight stays available @ the usual bargain price of £20 per couple and £15 per single.
The BIG ONE! New Years Eve!!! Always a capacity crowd, always super sexy, always a NOT TO MISS NIGHT! We have bubbly, food, a DJ, fireworks, superb décor and the best classy party atmosphere on the Northern swinging scene. We will be celebrating a successful and sexy 2014 and bringing in an even better 2015! We have so much planned for next year and this is the start of promises to be a fantastic year  £25 per couple, £5 per female, £30 per single guy. We only have 2 places left for guys and all of our overnight stays are fully booked.
Moving on to other stuff you should know…..
Next year we are stopping our couples only events which were held on the 2nd Friday of every month. We have been asked SO many times if we would hire out the club on a weekend night, well this 2nd Friday will not be available for private hire. If you want to know more about private hire, please go to our website There will also be the odd 4th Friday available too

Following on from the massive success of our karaoke night in October, we will now be having a karaoke night on the 2nd Thursday of every month starting from January. It will start at 8.30pm until 2am and is just £5 per person. You may still use our club for play if you wish as the rooms will be available for most of the night  We ask that you leave your alcohol at home on this night and purchase from our highly subsidised bar instead.
If you don’t know already, we are now a food bank collection point. People have been so generous so far and we have collected so many donations for our local food banks! We had a fundraiser recently and collected £181 for the food bank. We are going shopping this week and I will load a picture of the food so you can see how we have spent the money  Thanks everyone. We will be continuing the food collection into 2015.
We have also been working with the Terrence Higgins Trust to offer you free STI checks. We have run the clinics twice now and they THT guys have done 27 checks! Just goes to show that our members are responsible for their own and their play partners wellbeing. We are running another drop in during January and the date will be released asap.
Our refurb continues and our music lounge has a new dancefloor! It was christened on 6th Dec and it is double the size of its predecessor! We have new decorative lighting in there and new disco lights too, making the room look amazing! More work will continue in this room over the coming weeks. Our changing rooms are going through a facelift as is our ‘Moroccan’ room. We are adding a room in early 2015 on the top floor and the details of what will be happening in there is top secret….for now!!! Lol
So, hopefully we will see you in December to celebrate an amazing year or in early 2015, which is the start of some very exciting times at Townhouse!
Much love
Vicky and Jim xxx

October was certainly a month of PARTIES!!! Here’s what November has in store!

WoW….Now that’s how you party guys!!!
October is known as the party month at Townhouse as we have so many great events that are very well attended….we love Halloween and managed to spread it out over 4 events this year! Hehe
So you are no reading reams of notes, I will keep it short for you! On the whole, Wednesday nights in October we busy and horny!!! A great night for guys, girls and couples….and it’s a cheap night!
Our kinky karaoke on the 2nd Oct was amazing!! You guys have so much talent! The DJ couldn’t keep up with all of your requests and even he said you were a very talented bunch! We are going to make this a regular event after Christmas on 1 Thursday evening during the month….details to follow.
All of our Saturdays were chocca with the Irish night in particular bringing in a busy crowd up for the ‘craic’ ! Our big Halloween party in particular was, as expected, up to capacity and your costumes were brilliant!! It was a night of wicked debauchery with play in every corner of the club!! You filthy lot! ,-) ha!
The Friday Rocky Horror night was FrankenFabulous! Think we danced the Time Warp a record number of times!! Our Day of the Dead party was another capacity night and you all embraced Halloween, Mexican style! Our fetish, trans and swinging members all got together for the party and WHAT A NIGHT!! Thanks all for making it a really memorable night 
Our MILF Monday on 3rd Nov was MASSIVE!! 130 people descended at 10.30 in the morning for daytime filth and my goodness….you went nuts!! You were a horny bunch and it was contagious!! Our next event is 1st Dec @ 10.30am and you MUST be on our guestlist to come along, so please contact us. For more info on the event, the next blog down tells you all about it 
November promises to be an exciting month with some fun events! Our Saturdays have some great themes this month…8th Nov is our 1980’s swinging revival night…vol au vent anyone? Don’t forget your leg warmers!! 15th Nov is our International night – PORN IN THE USA!!! The club will be going all Stars and Stripes, with American rock music and snacks of the bar. If you fancy dressing up, then why not embrace the American way and come as a sheriff, a red Indian, a cheerleader, a bunnygirl or even Dirk Diggler…perform like a porn star! Lol Can’t wait for this and we are off work! whoop!
Saturday 22nd Nov is a brand new night for those who work for our emergency services and those who love ‘em!! If you are in the police, ambulance service or Fire service, then show your ID and we will give you a money off voucher to use on a later visit  Just to say thanks for looking after our safety. If you fancy dressing up, then go for it!!! We all love uniforms so indulge!!
Friday 14th is our COUPLES ONLY Party and to get the party started we will be welcoming you in with a glass of bubbly, strawberries, cream and choccies! 
Calling all Lesbian and Bi Females!!! Indulgence @ Townhouse is our new ALL FEMALE event on 13th Nov from 6pm until 1.30am. It is a GUESTLIST ONLY event and you will need to contact me to get an invite and go on the list. We are offering manicures/pedicures, indian head massage, Reiki, bubbly and we even have a chocolate fountain! We also have a medium/tarot reader with us! This is not just a play event. Some ladies will be coming along just to socialise as there are no other events like this in the Liverpool and Wirral area. So please don’t feel like you must play if you come along…it really isn’t about that. It’s about like minded females getting together to indulge is some ‘me’ time and to make new friends….if you want to play though, you can It is just £10 per person and all of the above is included in your price, except for the medium….we are subsidising this and asking you to pay half of her fee, so if you want a reading, you would need to pay an extra £13 and book in on the night to go on her list.We really can’t wait for this and we already have a long list of confirmed names! Care to join us?
Feel left out guys?! Then are hosting their 2nd ALL MALE night on 23rd Nov!! It was chocca block in Oct with over 75 guys and it was one hell of a night! Check out their website for details and to book tickets.
The event that we have all been waiting for is also coming up at the end of November. We are holding a 1920’s Prohibition Speakeasy event on 29th Nov and it is going to be awesome!!! You will need a password to get through the gates, which is ‘Duke Ellington’…this will tell us the you are a swinger and not the Prohibition Police! You will be frisked on the door for weapons of ‘ass destruction’ by our doormen who will then welcome you into our ‘SECRET SOIREE’! The lounges will be candlelit to avoid attracting attention outside, 1920’s jazz will be playing in the bar and a Live Jazz Singer will be singing in the lounge!!! Bath tub gin will be available on the house (our own recipe), a scrummy buffet will be available and silent movies will be playing on the TV’s. This is an evening of 1920’s glamour and if you fancy dressing for the occasion (not compulsory) then you could be a gangster, flapper, moll, a bootlegger….you could simply accessorise with feather boas, pearls, spats, feather hair decorations, tassles and hats. I am sure the class act will be dropped once you get up to the playrooms though!!!  All of this for the same great price and we are offering overnight stays if you want to make a night of it!! We tested this event out on our fetish crowd and it was one of the best events of the year so far, so we can’t wait for our swinging members to enjoy this unique event!
A bit of a heads up…It is Jim’s birthday in December and we are having a BIG PARTY on 6th December. Our DJ will be with us, there will be lots of cake and a fabulous buffet! He is sharing his birthday with lots of other members, so this is going to be a great night!

Before I sign off, we are very proud to announce that we are once again official sponsors of Swingfields!!!! Their festival in 2015 is being held in July and tickets are on sale now!! Swingfields won Best European Lifestyle event this year and it was truly well deserved…we are already looking forward to the 2015 event!
Keep checking back at the blog for the latest news and info…why not ‘follow us’ by clicking the box on the bottom right hand corner; you will be notified by email when a new blog entry has been posted.
Work is continuing on our refurb and our changing rooms are going through a facelift and our Couples room is next on our ‘to do’ list  Everyone is talking about the changes at Townhouse and we are so proud of what we have achieved so far, but we couldn’t have done it without your support, so thank you….everybody xxx
Much love
Vicky and Jim xxxx

Food bank and STI testing @ Townhouse

We want to give something back to our local community, so we have decided to set up a food bank drop off point. We have placed a food dumpster in the corner of the corridor heading outside to the smoking area. It’s got a big sign saying Food Bank so you can’t really miss it! lol If you would like to donate food, then they accept non perishable foods and food with a long use by date. So tinned foods, dried foods and cereals are perfect. I will be making regular visits to our local food bank with you donations and they will go to good use.

The food bank was set up last week and already we have our first full dumpster to go off….so if you have already donated, thank you 🙂

We also have an STI drop in planned for 17th Oct from 8pm until 9/9.30pm. The Terrence Higgins Trust will be providing the testing and pre test couselling. They can test for Chlamydia, Gonorrohea and HIV. If you would like to take advantage of this fantastic opportunity to get tested them just come along; you don’t need to be a member to be tested.

We will be offering drop in clinics every month on different nights, so keep an eye on the blog for updates.

If you are a regular swinger, it is adviseable to get tested for STI’s every 3 months.

OCTOBER Newsletter

Well September certainly didn’t disappoint! WOW! Our numbers were up by 21% from last year and we also welcomed a record number of new females to the club 🙂  If you didn’t make it over, this is what you missed!

  • Some brilliant Wednesdays! 3 out of 4 Wednesdays in September brought us over 40 sexy people! Since our reduced single guy entry price, our couples and ladies are sussing out that we have more lovely guys and are turning up in the dozens! A brilliant night for mid week frolix!
  • Our BDSM Nights as always were CHOCCA! The first being a back to school event with our struct Headmistress and the second being our fetish Prohibition Speakeasy event which was just brilliant (we are running one of these events for swingers in November…you will love it!)
  • Our Swinging Italiano style was busy and full of sexy people who just loved the Italian decor, food and ambience. The international events are proving a great success and in October we have an Irish night and in November it is Porn in the USA 🙂
  • We had our first Naturist Sunday on 21st September and we will definitely be doing this again next year. Everyone who attended, loved the liberation and can’t wait for the next event…details to follow.
  • Our Greedy Girls afternoon on the 18th was so busy!!! 8 insatiable greedy girls sent over 30 guys home with a massive smile! lol
  • Our MILF Monday was the big success of the month on the 29th Sept with exactly 100 people joining us for fun from 10.30-3.30pm. People were queuing up outside!! hahaha…what a day! Extra staff were brought in to deal with the demand and it was a mad, crazy, horny day!! BUT everybody was very respectful and the guys present were an absolute credit to themselves; thank you for treating our ladies with the respect and care that they deserve. xx
  • The Big Party in September was Back to School on 27th Sept…there is just something very naughty about schoolgirls and teachers isn’t there? Well we had a club full of sexy schoolies and naughty teachers and they certainly enjoyed the start of the new term!! lol  A great night had by all….this is always a very popular event, thanks to all for coming along xx

So October….it’s going to e a blast!! It has already gotten off to a great start with a fabulous Weds (47 people), our first Kinky Karaoke on 2nd Oct, a chocca BDSM night and a horny swinging night on sat 4th.

The coming weeks bring with them some new events and a return of old favourites:

10th October is our COUPLES ONLY party which is great for those who want a sexy nightwith likeminded couples without single males in attendance. It is just £20 per couple and new couples are very welcome indeed; in fact this is a great first night for new couples as it is not massively busy and daunting.

12th October is a special event for our MALE Gay/Bi members and guests. This is hosted by and they have all sorts of fun and frolix in store!! Advance tickets sales have now closed, but you can still pay on the door for £12 per person. The event starts at 7pm until 1am and already over 50 have purchased advance tickets. There are a couple of overnight stays left too, so for more details, please go to

Our life drawing classes have been well attended and our aspiring artists are doing so well 🙂 We welcome new artists to every class, so please do pop along if you fancy getting creative. The next class is on Thurs 16th Oct from 7pm and is just £5 per person with free juice and biccies. You don’t need to be Michael Angelo to come along and if stick men are your limit, then even better!!! It’s all about having a go, having fun, relaxing and having some ‘you time’.

We have a Rocky Horror BDSM night on Friday 18th October, where RiffRaff will welcome you to castle Frank’n’furters castle to join in the fun and filth!! It’s a night of mayhem, singing, dancing and general madness and people WILL be getting dressed up, so if you fancy dipping a toe into the world of Franknfurter, pay us a visit! £10 per person

Our big party this month is on 25th Oct and of course it’s HALLOWEEN!!!!! It is the 2nd busiest night of the year and it’s always BRILLIANT! If you want to come along, be sure to come along early and most people will dress up…it’s just one of  those nights!!!! lol Prizes will be given for best costumes too 🙂 Our DJ will be getting you all up on the dancefloor before you venture upstairs, so make sure you bring your dancing shoes! A wicked buffet will be provided and we have some overnight stays left, but not for long! If you want to stay, please email me asap on

We have a second Halloween party on 31st Oct for everybody and anybody to attend. So you will see fetishists, TGirls and swingers at this event. It’s just £10 per person, guys don’t need to book and it’s a Mexican Day of the Dead theme! So you will see lots of sugar skulls about! lol If you want to know more about this traditional Mexican Halloween type festival you can see more here  The club will be brightly decorated, there will be fresh fruit, sweets, nuts, mexican cocktails and upbeat Mexican music! We will be setting up a shrine of fire and colour in the yard for you to throw in the names of your dead friends and relatives as a form of rememberance in traditional Mexican style. This is going to be a fabulous night and I hope you can join us!

Just a few things that may be of interest to you….

We are running an STI Health Check clinic on Friday 17th Oct from 8pm – 9.30pm approx. It is free you don’t have to be a member and it is a responsible thing to do if you are a regular swinger. You don’t need an appointment, just drop in!

We have also set up a food bank collection point at the club where you can drop off food donations for our to take in bulk to our local food banks in Birkenhead and Liverpool. The goods need to be non-perishable/have a long shelf life, so things like tinned and dried food is are perfect.

If you haven’t noticed already, we have installed tablets in some of our playrooms to enable you to choose the music you would like to set the mood. The pads are already installed in 2 rooms on the 1st and 2nd floor but will be rolled out to other rooms as soon as we can afford to get more systems in.

Hope to welcome you to Townhouse soon!!!

Much love

Vicky and Jim xxxx


Want to choose your own music?? YOU CAN!

We have just trialled a new music system in our 1st floor playrooms.

We have installed tablets with music pre-loaded and wired up to speakers and a sub woofer for you to choose your own music to suit your mood 🙂 So whether you want chart music, rock, 80’s or chill out, it’s all there.

The trial went well, so we are going ahead and installing the tablets in the top floor orgy room and one of the dungeons next. We will print instructions with the tablets for those who are technologically challenged but we have kept it very simple for you 🙂

We have had great feedback since the trial, so we hope you enjoy this new experience

Vicky xx

September Newsletter!

September newsletter

Our news letter used to be emailed every month to people who opted into our mailing list, but due to emails being out of date, people leaving the scene and new Spam filters which block bulk emails, I am unsure as to how much exposure our newsletter actually gets! So we have decided to stop sending newsletters by email and posting them on our website, on our Facebook page and group and here, on our blog. So people can read the newsletter at their leisure when they wish.
So what’s been happening?! Well August traditionally is a quiet month due to the school holidays but wow! You all certainly came out of the woodwork this year to make August one of our best ever! We had some amazing events, some new ones, some of our old favourites
Our Brazilian night mid month was just brilliant! The club was decorated like a carnival with fresh fruit on the bar, uplifting carnival music and delicious Brazilian cocktails! Everybody was buzzing and the party continued upstairs to check out the ‘brazilians’ lol ,-) August also saw the return of Liverpool Pride, so Townhouse celebrated diversity by having a weekend of camp, rainbows, dancing and the best bunch of people from our LGBT membership. Awesome!
The highlight of the month for me was our Allo Allo Kinky Murder Mystery night on 22nd August. We welcomed professional acting company, ’After Dark’ to the club who were so convincing as the cast from the TV series it was uncanny!!! Especially Herr Flick! Lol A murder took place and suspects were hunted down around the club and questioned. Suffice to say, sexual innuendos were in abundance and the fun didn’t stop after the mystery was solved. The event was fully booked and everyone had such a laugh…I’d say it was a rip roaring success! It was so good that we have booked again for next year on 22nd May…there will be a different theme, but the same slapstick frolix will remain!
Our summer beach party was hot, despite the pissy weather outside!!! The BBQ had to be cancelled but our BBQ themed buffet was highly commended amongst everybody, so not a let down at all. Sexy bikinis, swimsuits, trunks and shorts, made our job the best job on earth!!!! Hahaha ,-) The club was chocca and every sheet in the club was used…sign of a great night 😀
Nights of note are most definitely our Weds night which are just getting busier!! Since we reduced the entry fee for single guys to £20, member have been coming back in their dozens! Single ladies and couples are taking advantage of their cheap entry to either play with the guys, each other or just enjoy the facilities and meet up with friends. We never get below 30 people anymore and most weeks we are touching 40-45  For mid week, that is well worth a visit!
Now that the kids are back in school, we are going to be even busier!!! We have events for everybody at Townhouse; check out our website What’s On page for our full calendar up to the end of October. Some dates for your diary for now though are 12th Sept which is our Couples Only night which is always a lovely night with sexy couples. Our International night this month in on 20th Sept and Italy is our country! Italian décor, nibbles, cocktails and music! Italian stallions…this is for you! Lol We have another Plus1 night on 26th Sept where couples can bring single guests for a collective price of £25! Our big party this month is of course, Back To School!!! Always a very popular night of filth….school uniforms not compulsory but it gives up a good perv ,-)
We have a new event on Sunday 21st Sept from 2 – 8pm….it is a Naturist afternoon. If you’ve ever wanted to feel complete liberation in a safe club, then this is your opportunity! Just £10 per couple, £10 per guy and £5 per female.
Our kinky life drawing classes are a huge success! We have run 4 classes now and have had different models at each class. You don’t have to be Michael Angelo to come along…just a love for drawing or a desire to move a step up from a stick man will do! £5 per person with juice and biccies included. The next classes are on 13th Sept from 2-6pm and 18th Sept from 7 – 10pm. We have an artist with us who can give you tips if you want them, but remember, you are not being tested or scrutinised! This is all about fun, creativity and relaxation.
Away from events now and just a couple of points before I leave you alone!
The last entry to the club for single guys is strictly 10.30pm and 11pm for couples/ladies. If you think that there is a chance you will be late, then you must call the club early in the evening to let us know so we will let you in. If you don’t do this, then you will not be admitted. This is to stop people getting loaded in town and then falling through our doors drunk, thus disrupting the connections between members that have been made and affecting the atmosphere.
From immediate effect, our car park gates will be closed from 11pm on a Saturday night and 12.30am on all other nights. This is for added security and a car park attendant will leave the building with you and open the gates for you. This has been put in place by Bookers who own the car park; we rent it by night and apparently their Head Office are getting twitchy about the gates being left open for anyone to walk in and out (sigh), so to keep the car park, this is what we have to now do!!! It is better for you as you can leave your car in complete peace of mind….it’s just more of a problem for us! Lol
2 of our playrooms are undergoing redecoration at the moment. It’s taking time purely because we are open so much in the day and night, but there may be the odd time when you smell a faint odour of paint, so apologies in advance…the hall, stairs and landings will also be getting a lovely fresh facelift too, so please bear with us; it will be worth it!
Don’t forget that you can hire our club for private meets, parties, photoshoots, Fetish play etc…it costs from £30 per hour with great discounts for half and full day hire as well as groups of people having a doo! If this doesn’t suit but you would like to invite your friends along to celebrate your birthday, then you can have your party with us on one of our regular swinging Fridays or Saturdays. You need to give me a guestlist and couples enjoy a £15 entry with guys enjoying a £20 entry…single ladies remain the same at £5. The birthday girl or boy gets a free entry  This is a great way to celebrate amongst friends in a great club.
Here are the links to our relevant sites for you to find out more information on the club:

Townhouse swinging website –
Townhouse fetish website –
Townhouse facebook page –
Thanks again all for choosing Townhouse, we really do appreciate it
Much love
Vicky and Jim xxx

Closure of Birkenhead Tunnel during the ‘Giants’ visit

The Giants visit to Liverpool will mean that the Birkenhead (Queensway) tunnel will be closed at certain times on Friday 25th and Saturday 26th July. So you will need to use the Wallasey tunnel instead. I have done this journey may times and have timed it; it takes 9 minutes from the Wallasey tunnel to the club. You will need to follow the signs for Birkenhead and go along the dock road, past the ferry terminals and ferry terminal.

The Queensway (Birkenhead) Tunnel will be closed from:

10pm on Thursday 24, July – Midday on Friday 25, July.

9.30pm on Friday 25, July – 1am on Saturday 26, July.

10:30am on Saturday 26, July – 1am on Sunday 27, July.