First of all, thank you to everyone who has contacted us privately and commented publicly showing support for Townhouse; it means so much and spurs us on!
So, a funding update…the £40 million that was released to Merseyside to support the hospitality industry through Tier 3 restrictions doesn’t apply to us. To say that I am fuming is an understatement. Other businesses are being shafted too and even those who are eligible, are not getting a lot! Basically, the funding is only applicable to those businesses who fully opened for trade after the initial lockdown and were then forced to close again as they are in Tier 3. It doesn’t apply to businesses who did not fully open again, like ourselves. It also excludes night clubs and adult industry businesses. There are loads of boxes to tick to state which industry you belong to and I was shocked to see night clubs and SEV’s were excluded. I just don’t understand why night clubs and the adult industry are being so badly treated! We have been specifically told that we cannot re-open, yet there is no financial help. We pay our taxes like any other business, yet when we need help, we are not worthy.
I’m hoping that there will be other funding to support self employed people in general as we all seem to have been left to flounder.
In response to the many messages from members and supporters, I have set up a funding website whereby people can make one off donations or regular donations direct to the club. All of the money will go to the Townhouse overheads fund.
If you know me, you know that I am usually too proud to ask for help, especially financial help as I have always been independent and worked hard for everything I’ve achieved, but we have now hit that point where the club is bigger than my pride and it simply cannot be filed into history. The club needs you, just like you needed it when you wanted to express yourselves freely and experiment your kinks in safety. 15 years Townhouse has been my home, my social network, my escapism, my guilty pleasure and my passion. I know it’s been so many things to all of you and it is nothing without it’s members. Let’s not allow a virus to take it away from us.
During isolation we have been busy making plans for the future, starting refurb on one of our playrooms and wading through our massive ‘to-do’ list! No rest for the (very) wicked hey? It’s looking like clubs like ours will be closed for a long time so we are making good use of the time to re-evaluate in house logistics, our online presence and making a better experience for guests when they visit.
Our in-house professional photographer managed to capture some great shots of the club for promotional purposes (on his own in the venue of course) which have now been launched on our website, but I want to share them with you here in case you’re having withdrawals! lol For those who haven’t been to the club for a long time, won’t recognise the place!
We’ve been in constant communication with Wirral Public Health and the time has come for us to close on their recommendation for an indefinite period due to the Coronavirus pandemic. We will stay in communication with them and will revisit the situation in 2 weeks and then weekly thereafter. When we are given the green light to re-open, we will announce it on here, on our blog and social media!
All events and private hires will be cancelled and anybody who has prepaid for tickets or overnights can either request a full refund or they can transfer it to a future event.
This is a huge blow for the club scene and I know that all clubs will work together to try and weather this storm. Some may not make it, but those that do will need your support more than ever. When this is over, please please support your local clubs as much as possible….let’s face it, you’ll be gagging! Lol
From everyone at Team Townhouse, thank you for your kind messages, your patience and understanding. We will hopefully see you on the other side with a comeback party to remember.
Start your bank holiday with a bang and make it a “Good Friday”
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Join us at Townhouse for the infamous Allure,
Where newbies are welcome and regulars keep coming for more.
39 and under is the crowd you will see,
So join the sexy guestlist as it’s the place to be.
Get your bank holiday weekend started with a bang,
From socializing to soft play or fun in a gang.
The light room will sparkle and put a twinkle in your eye’s,
The fun will begin and the temperature will rise.
Lingerie or nude, whatever gets you in the mood,
Private play, being viewed or a sea of bodies getting rude.
This is an event you will not want to miss, So make sure your names are down on our sexy guestlist.
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We are pleased to announce that moving forward we will be co-hosting the event with the delicious duo Sid and Nancy of “The Sex Pistols”.
To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please email Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org to book
Doors open at 8.30pm and the club closes 3.00am (last entry is 11pm or 9.30pm for newbies)
£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couple’s membership with the club or an established and verified couples account)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6-8 well verified guys)
For this event Single guys must pay their entry cost in advance if you want to take one of the places on the guest list; email Vicky above
Newbies – Townhouse policy is that you pay your entry cost up front for your first event, again this can be done by Vicky above.
You will also need a £10 (CASH ONLY) deposit for your locker key/bar tab, towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
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You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.
Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.
*We have been running this event for over 3 years and a small number of our original guests have since turned 40, as they supported us at the original parties, they are still welcome to attend this one.
Three certainly isn’t a crowd for this event! Townhouse hosting veterans PinUpPro and Mrs ProBlow are being joined by this Filthy Beast from the east Darlo82 to bring you…..PURE!
How ‘Pure’ do you think you are? Can we tempt you to the dark side? We have put together a range of filthy, deviant, fun and frivolous challenges to test even the purest of souls! PURE filth on another level!
Whatever your pleasure… we’ve got it covered! This night is about one thing and one thing only. PURE unadulterated fun, whether you are straight, gay, bi, trans and everything in between!
We’re talking gang bangs, group play, open play , anonymous play. From filthy fucking to blindfolds, blow jobs and bukkake. Frolic in the dark room or partake in the “light” room! Your hearts will be racing, your juices will be flowing and your cocks will be hard, indulging in your hottest fantasies.
A no holes barred fucktacular event! If you want a particular fantasy fulfilling. This is the place to do it.
For the adventurous amongst you, we will be launching our adult play pen complete with a Sybian, fuck machine, Doxy wand and a drildo! Prepare for jelly legs is all we will say!
Fuck and play ANYWHERE. We’re talking fucking in the outdoor courtyard, the lounge, the bar, the showers. Go absolutely wild! Your only limit is your imagination…
It’s dress down from the get go, whether that be sexy skimpies or strutting what mother nature gave you in all it’s naked glory, it’s up to you.
So how much will this night of depravity cost you?
Females and T-Girls: £10, Couples: £25, Males: £30 (please note that there is NOT the usual restriction of 8 single guys at this event)
Newbies you will need to contact the club and prepay to secure your spot.
Overnight stays are available for just £15pp, you would need to contact the club directly to book.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence OR two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on). You’ll be greeted and given a tour on arrival. Please just give your username in at reception. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Last entry for everyone else is 10.30pm.
Drinks are readily available from the well stocked bar! You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. This MUST BE IN CASH. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.
See you filthy fuckers there!
Well, we had so much fun at our last MILF Monday that we decided we couldn’t possibly wait until 20th April … so we are throwing an EXTRA MILF MONDAY event!!
With the school holidays & Easter coming up, next month’s Milf has been moved later into April, but we are far too impatient for that … and I’m pretty sure you bunch of daytime deviants are too!!
So, if you want to come & join us for our extra Milf Monday, please email Vicky, the owner at email@example.com and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list, so contact Vicky at the email above.
Look forward to seeing you all on the 30th!!
‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30am and closing time is 15:30pm Last entry is 1pm
We try and cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses, especially the John Moores University car park. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!