PERVERSION! @ Townhouse 12th OCT

Just how filthy are you?

Perversion, is the new ultimate hedonistic play party launching in 2019. The freedom to indulge in total deviance and to play the way you want to…The way you can’t on a mainstream party night.

From the team that bring you RAW, we are ready to crank it up a notch. More action, more experimentation and more freedom.
Perversion is a night of sexual expression. To get kinky as fuck. Regardless of your sexual orientation, you can indulge in the kind of sex you enjoy.

This is a hardcore heavy play swinging party with fetish elements.
So whether you’re into cuckolding, bi play, group play, multiple partners, bukkake, pegging, piss play, pansexual orgies, roleplay, toys, BDSM, finding a fellow filthster to explore with or just experimenting with your other half in front of a crowd…it’s time to unless your inner pervert.

No judgement, just filthy fuckery on another level…In fact, four levels. Each floor of Townhouse has been categorised into themes.
Level 1 – our ground floor, is for exhibitionism, naturism, sexualism and sensualism. The wet area will have massage tables set up for sexy sensory stimulation. The lounge, is one large play space with mattresses for group sex, showing off, take downs, wrestling etc. It’s the noisy fun stuff.

Level 2 – this floor is all about sex. For fucking the way you like to fuck whether it be with many, few or one. Tie and tease, grind and pound, moan and writhe!

Level 3 – ramps things up into sheer deviance. We get even more kinky, with space to spread out and get your toys out in the orgy and Moroccan rooms. For edgy fetish play mixed in with sex.

Sub Level (The Basement) – for the most extreme play. Only enter if you truly can handle it. Use our dungeon cells for torment and wicked games. Get wet and wild with watersports or use the restraints for group sexual play. This area is for the funky stuff. The stuff that require a trigger warning.

Please note that all rooms will have an open door policy for plenty of voyeuristic opportunities. Normal etiquette applies about being invited to join.

For hedonistic levels of play, we definitely don’t want the faint hearted. On this rare occasion, we are saying no to newbies* as we want people that are confident enough to walk in and get straight down to fuckery.
We are also limiting numbers so we have space to spread out and bring toys.

*We don’t mind if you’re new to Townhouse but please have a verification on a swinging site showing you’ve attended another club.

Dress code – immediate play wear required. No civvies. Straight into your undies, birthday suit, fetish attire, latex, rubber, lingerie. The minimum playwear we accept is smart all black or a suit.

We adhere to the rules of Townhouse and the only hard limits can found on their website.

You don’t have to play hard, you just have to commit to expressing yourself and not judging others.

What happens between us perverts, stays between us perverts!
This is a private party with a strict guest list.

Please express interest by contacting us at  if you’d like to attend and we will send you full details if we think you’re a perv 😀
J&L x


RAPTURE! Over 40’s Party 26th Oct

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Definition – Extreme, intense pleasure, joy, ecstasy or euphoria


After the success of the first 2 RAPTURE events, RAPTURE is now a regular event at Townhouse; an event for those aged 40 and over. An event for those who enjoy the more formal party, where first impressions really do count!

We aim to create an intense, sexually charged atmosphere, with impeccably dressed gents and sassy, glamorous ladies, who smell good, look good and ooze sex!! Low lights and pulsing music will set the scene for an evening of anticipation, expectation and ultimate RAPTURE.
This is a strictly 40 and over party. Both parties within a couple must be 40 or over. Single ladies and gents are welcome, but we will aim to keep a comfortable male/female ratio.

The dress code is strictly formal –

Gents may want to consider a suit or trousers, shirt, waistcoat. Our ladies love a well-groomed man who takes pride in his appearance, so make the most of your assets and aim to impress.

Ladies may want to consider a dress or something glamorous which states ‘I’m here!!’ when you walk through the door. It’s Friday night, so start the weekend feeling fabulous and go all out to feel like a Goddess!
In both cases, masks are perfectly acceptable for those who enjoy a bit of intrigue, but this is purely optional. Don’t forget to think about your dress down outfits, which can be simply classy or all out wow! Gents may want to ditch the towels and consider some nice smooth, sexy underwear instead?

Of course, a towel is perfectly acceptable, but this could be your opportunity to be a bit different instead?

This is a guestlist only party, so please email if you would like to be added to the list.


Not so small print….

This is a private party, so we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol with you and instead purchase from the well stocked, reasonably priced bar. Anyone caught with their own alcohol will be asked to leave without a refund.

You will need a membership card or full ID to gain entry. The Townhouse website tells you more about accepted ID. Please read this as we turn people away who present with just a passport!

Times – 8.30pm until 3am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.

Prices –
Couples £20
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Member Single Gents £20
Non Member Single Gents £30
Locker key/bar tab deposit £10

RAW – PURE PLAY Party 19th Oct

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It’s time for another instalment of RAW! Pure Play Party. The crazy popular fuckfest that brings people travelling from far and wide.

Described as …’heady and charged’ RAW is for those that want get straight down to play. For greedy boys & greedy girls looking for action!

This event focuses on gang bangs, group sex, multiple partners, bukkake and lots of filth and fucking. Not for the faint hearted.It’s about stamina and orgasms rather than socialising.

RAW is also about women’s fantasies. So ladies, if you have a play scenario that we can make a reality for you, then get in touch. We can help arrange multiple participants and chaperone this for you. Past fantasies have included… two females doing bukkake, restrained and blindfolded gangbangs, public outdoor group play. You need to contact us directly to discuss this then promote it yourself on our thread.Our fuck pit returns to create extra play space and gets heavily used. The fuck pit a converted section of the lounge so perfect for exhibitionists and voyeurs.The bunkbeds room will be converted into a dark room. Perfect for letting your inhibitions go and playing with mystery guests.


Single Males must be under 45 years old! We will be selecting a few over this age but they are regular members or attendees to RAW. Totally our discretion.Apart from the hot tub, the whole club area is open for play so feel free to be spontaneous and fuck in the bar or lounge. We are encouraging early dress down too.

Females: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20 Single Males (Non Members): £25

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring two forms of ID. As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.

No trainers! Dress to impress if you’re not dressing down immediately.

Overnight stays are available and you need to contact us directly to book one of these.

If you want a place on the list, please email us at asap as places get snapped up. Please only book and take a place if you are 100% certain you can make it as we have a 3 strikes rule for non attendees.

See you there!

Barry’s Bonkin Bingo Swinging Wednesday 10th Oct

BONKING BINGO at Townhouse on the 10th of October ( this a private hire of the club it is not a club a event) Jim and Vicky have very kindly let me have the full use of the club for this night .

The club is open to all ..
Doors open at 7:30
Socialising from 7:30 till 9 when it is eyes down for bingo at 10 it is knickers down time.

Prices are
Single ladies £5
T, girls £5
Townhouse member couples £10
Non-member couples 15
Townhouse member single guys £10
Non-member single guys 15

Don’t forget your ID £10 deposit for locker key towards your bar bill and towel hire charge

On the bingo there are prizes and surprises bottles of shit wine to be won

Barry x

SPARKLE!! New Years Eve Party @ Townhouse 31st Dec 2018

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So it’s the BIGGEST party night of the year and it’s a guaranteed lock in with Glitz, Glamour and oodles of SPARKLE!!!!

We invite you to join us from 8.30pm for the last party of the year and take us into the first party of next year. Townhouse know how to throw a New Years Eve party so you don’t want to miss it!

The club will be decked in Sequins, glitter, bling and SPARKLE! There will even be sparkling nibbles on the bar, bling shots and of course Sparkling bubbly for our NYE toast!  We will offer our usual luxurious NYE buffet fit for a King offering you a final chance to indulge before you attempt your new years resolutions to eat heatlhy! lol      Our DJ will be rocking the roof off the club so make sure you bring your sparkly dancing shoes.

Wondering what to wear to impress and entice people to the playrooms? The clue is in the title!!! Sequins, glitter body paint, glitter beards, bling accessories, glamorous frocks, shiny undercrackers…lets SPARKLE the SHIT out of New Years Eve!!!!

Our Butler will be circulating with canapes and later on he will be serving bubbly so be sure to give his bum a squeeze on the way past…he responds well  to snogs too 😉 Our shot waitress will be offering free shots in the lead up to midnight and she tends to shed layers of clothes as the clock ticks closer to the big countdown!!

This is a TICKET ONLY EVENT so we can control numbers. You will not get in without a ticket, so please tell your friends in case they miss this ad.

Our prices remain cheap, despite it being ‘the big one’

Couples £25  Ladies £10, TGirls £10, Single guys £30 (guys must be members and we have just 8 places)   You can buy your tickets at our box office, via paypal or directly with us at reception.

We ask that you do not bring your own booze to this party and full loyalty cards will not be accepted for free entry due to the high overheads.  Our bar is highly subsidised and prices will not be increased for this night.  We are offering overnights if you want to make a night of it and the staff always stay up and hit the bar after hours so why not join us?  It’s just £15 per person  to stay over and these are booked directly with me.

Sooooooooo….grab your tickets while you can….you don’t want to miss this!




Oktoberfest @ Townhouse 20th October 2018


Whether you’re a fan of beer or not, this night is going to be awesome and one for your swinging calendar!

For The beer lovers – We will have a range of craft beer, German and mainstream beer in bottles, can and on draught. Sourced from local craft microbreweries and researched from years of travels around Germany, we have selected beers for most palates from the traditional golden ale, IPA and the fruity craft beers that are in vogue at the moment.

We will have a pop up bar in our lounge for draught beer and some bottled/canned beers, as well as our main bar for bottled beer.

For the non beer lovers – We will have our usual massive range of alcohol and soft drinks on our main bar and we will have draught cider on our pop up bar.

For those who just want to play and not drink alcohol – this night will be great just for the amazing vibe, so beer drinking is not essential! There will be filth and fuckery as usual upstairs, so there will be no less play than normal 😊

In keeping with Oktoberfest, we will have giant pretzels as well as mini pretzels  and pastries to nibble on throughout the evening.

This is not a German themed night, so don’t think you have to arrive in Lederhosen! Lol This is simply a bringing together of people who appreciate good beer and want to mix this with a bit of slap n tickle 😉 lol

Entry prices remain the same as always:

Couples – £25

Guys – £30 (max 8 guys who must be members and must book in advance)

Females – £5

Tgirls – £10

See you there!

Vicky xx

RAWnch – Pure Play @ Townhouse 6th October

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Curious about our RAW! Parties but feel you may be out of your depth? We are bringing you a slice of RAW on a Saturday night! BUT…
A Couples and Singles Ladies Only Version!

RAWnch will be a heady, sexually charged atmosphere with one big difference to the RAW event…NO SINGLE MEN! Yes, for one Saturday night only, we are not inviting any single guys to the party.

Expect a bit less conversation than a typical Saturday night and a lot more action. For those greedy couples and single ladies that don’t want a heavy male to female ratio but want to cut loose and be sexually free for the night. We will share all of our toys (drilldo, American challenge dildo, dildo rocker etc) and you can bring your toys. Tonight is the night to fulfil some fantasies.

We are insisting on an early dress down to get the party started so if you’re brave enough, feel free to show up in a coat with just your sexy skimpies on underneath. Otherwise, please be prepared to dress down upon arrival.

The bunk bed room will be converted into a dark room with glowsticks and glow in the dark condoms and the dungeons will be open to encourage your darkest desires and you can play anywhere in the club apart from the hot tub.

For those exhibitionists that LOVE to be watched, we are bringing RAW’s ‘fuck pit’ to the lounge!

Mattresses filling the centre of the room with sofas set out around them. A sexy show for those voyeurs that just LOVE to perv.

Newbies or less experienced swingers are welcome to come along as there is no pressure to play or join in. You can have a nosey, relax in our hot tub and soak up the atmosphere.

Normal prices apply.
The event runs from 830pm – 3am
You will need to bring two forms of ID with you, dress to impress (no sportswear or trainers) and you will need £10 for your locker key deposit.

Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.

If you’re attending for the first time or have any questions, then drop us a message

LEATHER & LACE Rock Night! 4th October

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ITS THE LAST ONE OF THE YEAR!!! Leather & Lace Rock Night, my private party, makes it’s return to Townhouse on Thurs 4th October.

The same tried and true format, socialising, dancing and shagging. Along with an eclectic mix of rock, punk and metal genres. Think Faith No More, Rob Zombie, Greenday, All Time Low, Offspring, Metallica, Type O Negative, Less than Jake, Slayer, Kiss, NIN, ACDC, Ozzy, Nirvana, Queens of the stone age, Scorpions, Placebo, Gary Numan, Steel Panther etc etc…

There will be over 400 tracks playing in the bar, as well as music video classics playing in the lounge. The top floor will feature more chilled indie and punk tracks, the middle floor some metal tracks to go with a darker theme.

Dress code is relaxed, though themed outfits are encouraged, think Sex Pistols, Motley Cruel, Kiss, Gwar! Leather, lace, latex, studs, Doc martens, spandex, big hair, tight jeans, monster costumes… Dress to impress but band t-shirts at a bare minimum. Don’t forget upstairs there will be the usual dress down enforced. Fet players are fine in ALL BLACK, though fetish wear is encouraged. No sports wear or normal trainers, but skater boys and girls will be fine in skate shoes…

The event is open to members and Non-members alike. To come along all you need to do is email us and ask to go down on the list. Entry is £10 per person, plus a £10 deposit for your locker key and bar tab.

Non-members must bring two forms of ID (picture and address, both of you if a couple) Members should remember cards or bring ID if you can’t find them. Non-members MUST be on the guestlist. Newbies are asked to arrive before 9:30 so they can be given a tour. Absolute last entry is 11pm.

Unfortunately you won’t be able to bring your own booze to this one but the club has a well stocked bar, and really good prices – £2.20 for a beer or cider, £7 for a double, premium, g&t – There are no overnight stays available for this one, but there are a number of hotel options a short taxi ride away, just ask for suggestions.

MILF MONDAY ‘The Rock-tober One’ @ Townhouse 1st October

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Wow!! No sooner does one Milf Monday end than the next one is on the horizon!!

This month, it’s ‘Rock-tober’ … so dust off your air guitars & give the spandex an airing, because Milf Monday is celebrating all things Rock ‘n’ Roll, baby!!

Whether you yearn for the sequinned spandex of the glam-rock era, the spiky haired shock-rock of punk, the long hair & denim of the 80’s classic rock or you still pledge allegiance to The King himself, this event has it all!!

We want to see your best rock outfits, from spandex onesies & platform boots to long hair & double denim … think Marc Bolan meets Jon Bon Jovi!!

And if the full costume is too much to manage, then let’s see those band t-shirts!! We won’t judge, we’ve all got them – and there’s a free drink to the most random t-shirt on display!! (Although we reserve the right to refuse entry to anyone wearing a ‘Jedward’ t-shirt!!)

If you’d like to attend then please email us and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

The backstage pass for Milf Monday’s Rock-tober is £10 for our Rock Gods, but all the gorgeous girls will get free entry (after all, what’s a Rockstar without his groupies?! )

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 1st!!
‘The Notso Small Print’

The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local residents (no obstructing driveways etc).

Thank you.

GOTHIC NOIR HALLOWEEN Party @ Townhouse 27th Oct 2018!


It’s our 2nd busiest party night of the year and once again we are presenting a Halloween party to remember!! Those who have enjoyed our Halloween parties in the past will know that we pull out all the stops as it’s our fave night on the calendar! Those who haven’t….you’re in for a treat!!! 😉

This year’s GOTHIC NOIR theme is inspired by the likes of Bram Stokers Dracula, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, Dorian Grey, Jekyll and Hyde, Interview with a vampire and Jack the Ripper. Think dark, gothic, steampunk, victoriana…let’s 19th century the shit out of this thing! Be as weird, wonderful, quirky and inventive as you like. The groundfloor will be transported back in time, lit by candles and steeped in the macabre.

We will be offering an amazing prize to the best dressed couple and single, so don’t hold back!!!

We will be offering our scrummy buffet and the highly popular syringe shots; all included in your entry. Our DJ will also be with us if you want to scare everyone with your moves! Lol

This WILL be busy so we are closing the doors at 10.30pm. Please be as early as possible to avoid disappointment.

Normal Saturday prices apply

£25 couples

£5 females

£10 Tgirls

£30 guys – only 8 places and you must be a member and book in advance.

Overnights will be available if you want to make a night of it for just £15 per person.

See you there!