Ho Ho Ho!
In the words of Noddy Holder – “IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!!”.
I’m making a list. I’m checking in twice. I’m gonna find out who’s naughty or nice at December’s Milf Monday!
Will your sack be full and on the verge of overflowing? Or perhaps you’ll just be lucky to find a piece of coal in your stocking. Either way, get yours-elf down to the best day time event in the North (West) Pole!
We’ve got SO much going on at our CHRISTMAS Milf Monday. Here’s a little teaser….
* WISH UPON A (XMAS) STAR *
Any filthy fantasies on your Xmas list this year? Perhaps you’ve always longed for a pearl necklace…..3 wise men bearing gifts for you in the orgy room…… a trip to Santa’s grotto so you can sit on his knee…. a delicious feast of sweet treats served up on your very own angel platter….? Drop us a message or pop a post on the thread and we’ll see if we can make your wish a reality. Afterall, Xmas is a time for giving! Maybe we can grant you your very own Miracle on 9 Union Street….
* FESTIVE FANCY DRESS COMPETITION *
Be creative with your costume. The most impressive will be rewarded with a fabulous prize. We LOVE quirky, crazy and outrageous here at Townhouse so go wild! If past events are anything to go by, you’ll blow us away with your amazing outfits!
All ladies who make the effort will receive FREE ENTRY
Festive treats will be on offer and Christmas tunes will belting out. Let’s get this party started!!!
If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
£10 for all!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our “IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!” MILF MONDAY!
The more serious stuff….
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.
Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The staff are on the bar, dressed as Santa and reindeer, ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer. 8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’
Christmas songs are playing, which are wrecking Vicky’s head. Listening to them til 3am fills her with dread. Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar! (blurgh)
The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about.
The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the gin to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty!
What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 16th in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart.
Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right…………
So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night
Normal prices apply:
£5/ female, £10/TGirl, £25/couple, £30/single guy
Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places
New couples and females welcome
Curious about our RAW parties but feel you may be out of your depth? We have a brand new Townhouse event bringing you a slice of RAW on a Saturday night!
RAWnch will be a heady, sexually charged atmosphere with one big difference to the RAW event…we have our Saturday night limit still in place for eight male members only.
So think a bit less conversation than a typical Saturday night and a lot more action. For those greedy couples and single ladies that don’t want a heavy male to female ratio but want to cut loose and be sexually free for the night.
We will share all of our toys (drilldo, American challenge dildo, dildo rocker etc) and you can bring your toys. Tonight is the night to fulfil some fantasies.
The bunk bed room will be converted into a dark room with glowsticks and glow in the dark condoms and the dungeons will be open to encourage your darkest desires and you can play anywhere in the club apart from the hot tub.
For those exhibitionists that LOVE to be watched, we are bringing RAW’s ‘fuck pit’ to the lounge! Mattresses filling the centre of the room with sofas set out around them. A sexy show for those voyeurs that just LOVE to perv.
We are encouraging an early dress down to get the party started with some ice breakers in the lounge if you want to join in.
Newbies or less experienced swingers are welcome to come along as there is no pressure to play or join in. You can have a nosey, relax in our hot tub and soak up the atmosphere.
Single guys, if you would like to attend this then direct your interest to firstname.lastname@example.org as we will be selecting confident, respectful and established members that are happy to explore with single women and couples.
Normal Saturday prices apply.
The event runs from 8.30pm – 3am.
You will need to bring two forms of ID with you, dress to impress (no sportswear or trainers) and you will need £10 for your locker key deposit.
Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.
If you’re attending for the first time or have any questions, then drop us a message.
See you all there!
Let the mystique begin… the stage has been set for a forbidden night of decadent fantasies and the actors are being called upon to play their parts. Only the vivacious and hedonistic shall be required. Our master of ceremonies and his pleasure slaves will be leading you down the path of desires, where there is no judgement, only pure exploration and Indulgence. Our boudoirs will be filled with those that are truly sexually free, the exhibitionists, the perverse and the insatiable.
No inhibitions permitted.
Anonymity is compulsory so you will be required to hide your identity with a Venetian mask.
For those wanting to explore the darker side of passion, our cellar dungeon will be open… taking the first cellar step into a whole new world of gratification.
The VIP darkest desires Moroccan boudoir is invitation only. Guests that want to immerse themselves in experiencing sheer hedonism will be selected throughout the course of the evening and given an invitation to the frivolous pan sexual masked orgy.
A strict dress code must be adhered to… formal attire is expected. Our pre-selected pleasure slaves may be stripped naked then cloaked upon arrival.
Express your interest by emailing at email@example.com and those chosen will be contacted and given a password to enter. We expect the highest level of secrecy and discretion for what goes on behind our closed doors.
Eyes Wide Shut….the best kept secret!
Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!
Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!
The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!
The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.
To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the Red Lion!
The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.
We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills
You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!
The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!
See you there xx
Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!
The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!! As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!
Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.
If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!
Our October Pub Night was a MASSIVE success and we were packed out!!! I can’t think of a better way to spend a boring Tuesday night….can you?
So Tuesday 28th November @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me 😊
Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks 😉
Free air guitar with every bottle of bud
See you there!
Well hello there, as some of you may know I am the resident lady loving lesbian of Townhouse, I haven’t missed an Indulgence since I started on this filthy swinging journey, so, who better to host this event than the queen of women herself. My aim for this night is fun, filth & oh more filth…
As this is a takeover, I am making the theme something a little ‘dark’, come over to the dark side and explore your inner most dark desires, whatever this may mean to you, an Elvira dress or a lacy body stocking to lure your prey in between your legs, mainly I want super sexy women that I can perv on at my leisure all night! lol
There will be ice breaker games for the shy ones amongst you, good music for the dancers & lots of sexy women for the perverts, there will be no-one in corners and by the end of the night we will all be very much acquainted. Leave your knitting needles at home, I want less gossip, more action!
If we have anyone celebrating a Birthday, then it is only fair that they offer themselves up as sacrifice for a little human buffet… if not I may just have to pick someone who takes my fancy and have a nibble.
So, leave your male halves at home and come and have a night of pure indulgence, don’t worry though men I may be a nympho, but, I promise I will return them back to you when they are spent & panting
As this is a private party you are asked to leave your alcohol at home and purchase from Townhouse’s beautifully stocked, super cheap bar instead (I vote for us all doing the gin bar challenge hehe). Locker key’s are provided for a £10 deposit which comes off your bar bill at the end of the night, towels and condoms (for the toys not the willies ha) are also provided free of charge at reception.
Doors open at 6:30pm until 1:30am on the 23rd November and it is just £10 per lady (and those that identify as ladies of course).
I will very much look forward to seeing you all on the darkside…
EVERYBODY is welcome, but we are extending a special invite to women who believe they have curves to die for and those who admire them!
Come along and flaunt your assets to those who love to watch you strut your stuff and will lavish in your gorgeousness!
No theme this time just fun and frolics… been getting busier every month and the last buxom babes of this year… so come along and let’s make it go with plenty of bangs..
16th November 7.30pm- 1.30am.
This is a VERY busy event and a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org