SEXPLOITS Singles Party@Townhouse – 20.30 – 03.00
There’s plenty of fish in the sea so whip your rods out, dangle your bait and come and cast your fishnets at SEXPLOITS Singles Party at Townhouse!
Perhaps you’re after a bit of NSA, on the hunt for a FWB or a +1 to attend clubs and parties with? Maybe you’re tired of swiping left, fed up of chatting online and actually wanting to meet a fellow filthy fucker in person? You may not have a clue what you want but whatever you’re after, there’s something for everyone at SEXPLOITS….
The Tipsy Unicorn Bar – come and join us for a drink. Flirt, socialise and relax with fellow singles
The Lounge – DJ Climax will be on the decks in the lounge to get the party started. For those of you who like to bust some moves, this is the place to be!
The Wet Area – Relax, unwind and chill out in the jacuzzi or sauna. Maybe even make use of our massage table
The Playrooms/Dungeons – venture off upstairs to “Sexplore” a little further. Theres a variety of public and private rooms to utilise. Your only limit is your imagination!
Singles, Cuck couples, Hotwife/husband couples and couples who play as singles, come and join us. Newbies and Non-members are more than welcome. The only criteria being that you’re looking to mingle with singles!
Myself and the beautiful Mrs ProBlow will be your hostesses for the night. We’ll have buddies mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy.
Overnight stays at the club are available for just £15. Please message Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org directly to book these; they go quick! You also need to contact Vicky to book your place on the guestlist
We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Charlotte & Mrs PB xx
So here’s all the important stuff…
Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 03.00. Last entry is 10.30pm. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username and ID* in at reception.
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers (including pumps, converse, £400 designer ‘trainer shoes’ ) are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
If you are new to the club then you will need to book and pay for your place in advance and Vicky can sort this out with you at the email above. On arrival, we will be more than happy to give you a tour of the place.
Females and T-Girls: £10
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need a £10 (CASH) deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own. Condoms/lube are readily available free of charge.
* If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on). No ID = NO entry
Following the success of our House Parties, we’re inviting friends old & new to come and celebrate Valentine’s night in style. Who can think of a better way to spend this special sexy evening ?
No themes for this just come along for a fun filled night of filth and celebrations.
We’re also pleased to announce the return of our beautiful erotic dancer who will be taking to the stage later on in the evening and you are all in for one hell of a treat!! As those of you who attended our previous parties will already know.
DOORS OPEN 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm!
Club closes at 3am.
This party is aimed at everyone having fun in a friendly no pressure environment. Whether you are nervous newbies or seasoned swingers, this party is for you.
Like any good house party, consider the bar area the kitchen, a place to gather, socialise and meet new people. There you’ll find your favourite drinks at fantastic prices served by gorgeous bar staff and the oriGIN bar where you can choose from over 50 brands of gin…. It’s the only place you can purchase the clubs own brand…. Townhouse Gin.
Samantha is also making her own unique home-brew which is on offer as a welcome drink for you all at the door as you arrive. If you’re feeling peckish we’ll also have a buffet and bar nibbles.
In the lounge, our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests.
This is going to be an amazing evening and definitely not one to be missed.
Single males will be limited but couples and single fems are all more than welcome to join us.
You will also need £10.00 CASH as a locker key deposit, this will be deducted from your bar tab at the end of the night . You can still pay your entry and final bar tab by card if you wish.
Condoms are available free of charge and are situated around the club.
Towels can be found at reception.
You don’t need to be a member to attend this party, you just need to be on the guest list.
We just ask everyone to bring their membership cards and/or 2 forms of ID (passport/driving licence etc…).
Newbies will need to book and pay in advance to secure a place; please contact Vicky at email@example.com to arrange your booking. Those who have been before just need to be on the list to attend, so again, contact Vicky to sort this out.
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members.
Overnights are available for anyone who wants to make a night of it for just £15 per person. Please Vicky at the above email to book in.
We can’t wait to see you all there and make it another night to remember
Love you guys,
Dave and Samantha x
Roses are Red
The Sun will Shine
Come to Milf Monday
And find your Valentine!!
It’s February, so it can only be our fabulously flirty, fantastically filthy, Valentines Milf Monday!!
Dig out your sexiest outfits and come & see who will be struck by your arrow of attraction!! Romantic Reds, Passionate Purples or Sexy Silver & Golds … let’s vamp up this Valentine!!
If you’re planning on joining us for our Valentines event, please email Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list.
ALL single Ladies will need to pay a non refundable deposit as their entry is free
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 3rd!!
‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
Get ready to walk down the Red Carpet and strike a pose for the waiting Paparazzi!
Townhouse will be packed with famous faces for this strictly A-list party, a real blast from the past.
Whether you see yourself as an Amy Winehouse or Elvis, Lennon or Bowie or maybe you’re more of an Abraham Lincoln if you’re Dead and Famous then you need to join us in the hall of fame to party the night away.
Imagine Michael Jackson moonwalking around the dance floor, Kurt Cobain making cocktails at the bar and Princess Di heading upstairs with Freddie Mercury on the promise that He Will, He Will, Rock You!
We want Disco, dress up and dirty dancefloor antics!
As always there will be a prize for the best dressed but whether you dress up or not we look forward to seeing you there as we mingle with icons from the other side and really raise the dead for a party not to be missed, after all there is plenty of time to rest in peace afterwards.
See you all there!
Sid and Nancy xx
The Small Print
Dress code if you don’t want to dress to the theme is dress to impress – absolutely no sportswear or trainers.
Doors open at 20:30 and the club closes at 3:00, last entry for members is 11pm and newbies will need to arrive by 9.30pm to be given a tour of the club.
**NEWBIES will need to contact the club directly to pay your entry fee in advance, please contact Townhouse Twosome to arrange this**
Every guest will pay a £10 deposit for your locker, this is now CASH ONLY.
Entry fee and bar bills can still be paid by card.
If you are not a member of the club you will need photo ID and proof of address, alternatively a driver’s licence is acceptable, members will need your membership card or ID.
Please be aware as of 1st January vaping is no longer permitted in the club, you are welcome to vape in the newly refurbished and heated courtyard.
£10 for single Ladies and T girls
£25 for couples
£30 for guys (limit of 8 places and must be a member)
Overnight stays are available for a cost of £15 per person and can be booked by contacting Townhouse Twosome directly.