No Frills Filth @ Townhouse 01/04/2020
No frills… it’s all about pure fun and filth. Less chat more play.
7.30pm – 1.30pm
Immediate dress down.
Non members welcome. (Full ID required)
£20 non member guys
£10 locker key deposit (CASH DEPOSIT ONLY)
£1 for your towel or bring your own.
NEWBIES – All newbies need to pay for their place upfront. Contact Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org to make your payment and we will then add you to the guest list.
Get your names on the list for NO FRILLS FILTH at the email above and we look forward to seeing you all there.
Clothes off….Let’s go!!!
Well, we had so much fun at our last MILF Monday that we decided we couldn’t possibly wait until 20th April … so we are throwing an EXTRA MILF MONDAY event!!
With the school holidays & Easter coming up, next month’s Milf has been moved later into April, but we are far too impatient for that … and I’m pretty sure you bunch of daytime deviants are too!!
So, if you want to come & join us for our extra Milf Monday, please email Vicky, the owner at email@example.com and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list, so contact Vicky at the email above.
Look forward to seeing you all on the 30th!!
‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30am and closing time is 15:30pm Last entry is 1pm
We try and cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses, especially the John Moores University car park. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
You are required to rendezvous at Townhouse on Saturday 28th March for a very special mission. You must be ready for anything… adopt a disguise and be licensed to thrill!
Ensure you are fully equipped with gadgets via ‘Q’, as the guests can be very demanding and you will need your wits about you.
To gain entry, you must say the password ‘Betty Swollocks’; by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it is For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well!
You will be summoned to the Casino Royale where you will find 2 gambling tables with croupiers. Mingle with the other guests and try not to lose all of your chips or ‘M’ will not be happy!
It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!!
The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes, oh and I hear the cakes are to Live and Let Die for too!
This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!
This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your ‘weapon’, you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.
not so small print……
Couples £25, Ladies & TGirls £10, Single Guys £30
A £10 cash deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab
Doors 8.30pm til 3am – last entry 10.30pm (9.30pm for newbies)
DJ and cake/sweet treats on offer
New couples and ladies welcome. Bring your membership card or if you are new, bring a driving licence or a passport AND utility bill
8 places for guys who must be members
Get your best clobber on!
With so many Irish folk at Townhouse and Mrs J being from Irish stock, we always go mad for Paddy’s night and have a good old knees up
If you have been before, you’ll know that Paddy’s nights are a tad….WILD!
This year we are planning a Hooley, so make sure you get some red bull down you because we are going to dance the bejeezuz out of ya!
The club will be decorated to set the scene, but it would be great if our guests got into the spirit and dressed for the occasion! The Irish tricolor is your inspiration
Come along and get jiggy on the dancefloor before you get jiggy in our playrooms. This is going to be AWESOME and not to be missed!
We are offering you a reduced price entry if you’re on our guestlist, so email Vicky, the owner at firstname.lastname@example.org to book your place. If you are not on the list, you will pay the regular Saturday night prices.
Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single Guys – £20 (must be pre approved &
You’ll need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key and bar tab
Doors open 8.30pm-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you are new to Townhouse
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress
If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
See you there for one of our favourite nights of the year
Mr & Mrs J – Illcit Parties xxx
Raise your glasses! –
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one! –
The Irish Toast
Beannachtam na Feile Padraig
For ladies and couples who are looking to meet dapper gents.
For those of you who haven’t been to HARLOTS before, here’s the spiel…..
HARLOTS is ALL about the ladies. A concept that focuses purely on sexual, desirable ladies and their needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.
Only gentlemen types will be considered for this event. With exceptional manners and great social skills. Gents should be good looking, impeccably groomed and DRESSED TO IMPRESS. Being a gentlemen is what HARLOTS is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gents should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!
Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).
This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email Vicky, the owner at email@example.com
Just a little more information on the venue:
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear/ripped jeans/trainers/caps are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!
NEWBIES; you’re required to book in and pre-pay in advance, so please contact Vicky at the email above to secure you space on the guest list. We’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night and answer any questions you may have. Please arrive by 9.30pm.
It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 CASH as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
It’s time for another exciting instalment of CLUSTERFUCK and we are back at Townhouse on Friday 27th March!
January Clusterfuck was a full capacity event so to save any disappointment and the dreaded FOMO, you are advised to get your name on the guest list ASAP! Contact Vicky, the owner at firstname.lastname@example.org
The ever popular Czech Gloryholes will be making a return for anyone who wants to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety of course..no bag, no shag).
Please step forward if you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny individuals have their wicked way. Also, if any couples have a fantasy of seeing their partner in the Gloryholes while you conduct the proceedings or just simply ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!
If the Czech Gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! As always, Townhouse events are LGBTQ+ friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate any mixed, same sex or anything goes fuckery!
For any newbies, we’ll be more than happy to show you around on the night to get you settled in. Townhouse is an elegant club with first class facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a great mix of large open group play rooms, intimate areas and private rooms for you to fulfill your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, the newly refurbed lounge, hot tub and sauna.
Doors open at 20:30 and closing time is 03:00
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers/pumps/trainer shoes permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out the Fab Swingers Club Directory for the ‘Townhouse Wirral’
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your photo driving licence or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill.
Members simply need to show their membership card.
Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked directly with the club. Either give them a call or message them on the club profile “Townhouse Twosome”
**Small Changes for the New Year**
NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please contact the club directly as you will need to pay your full entry price ahead of the event to secure your place. Contact Vicky at the email above
Guests will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar. The deposit is offset against your bar bill at the end.
Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.
We are looking forward to seeing you there!!!
LittleVixen & SiandJane
Curvy is definitely the new Black!
Can you believe that it’s 2 years since I started hosting Buxom Babes??!! That has flown by, and I think it’s a milestone worth celebrating!!
So this month, it’s an anniversary party!! Get out your glad rags, I want to see you all in your party best!! Guys, we want you suited & booted for this one … and ladies, let’s see those party frocks, elegant gowns or LBD’s!!
There will be party games & a couple of prizes to be won, so this is one you do not want to miss!!
As always, this event is not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome
As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
‘The Small Print’
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30
For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
The entry fee for this event is now a flat rate of £10 per person for ladies, couples and single guys with club memberships.
For non-member single guys, it’s £20
Anyone visiting the club for the first time will need to contact the club directly & pay in advance to secure a place on the guest list; please contact Vicky at email@example.com
You will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.