RAWnch COUPLES & SINGLE FEMALES Pure Play Party Saturday 2nd June

June RAWnch

RAWnch is becoming one of the most sexiest and talked about parties!
Curious about our RAW! Parties but feel you may be out of your depth? We are bringing you a slice of RAW on a Saturday night! BUT…
A Couples and Singles Ladies Only Version!

RAWnch will be a heady, sexually charged atmosphere with one big difference to the RAW event…NO SINGLE MEN!
Yes, for one Saturday event only, we are not inviting any single guys to the party.

Expect a bit less conversation than a typical Saturday night and a lot more action. For those greedy couples and single ladies that don’t want a heavy male to female ratio but want to cut loose and be sexually free for the night. We will share all of our toys (drilldo, American challenge dildo, dildo rocker etc) and you can bring your toys. Tonight is the night to fulfil some fantasies.

The bunk bed room will be converted into a dark room with glowsticks and glow in the dark condoms and the dungeons will be open to encourage your darkest desires and you can play anywhere in the club apart from the hot tub.

For those exhibitionists that LOVE to be watched, we are bringing RAW’s ‘fuck pit’ to the lounge! Mattresses filling the centre of the room with sofas set out around them. A sexy show for those voyeurs that just LOVE to perv. And believe me, last time there was some seriously hot action in the fuck pit!

We are encouraging an early dress down to get the party started so if you’re brave enough, feel free to show up in a coat with just your sexy skimpies on underneath.

Newbies or less experienced swingers are welcome to come along as there is no pressure to play or join in. You can have a nosey, relax in our hot tub and soak up the atmosphere.

Normal prices apply.

The event runs from 830pm – 3am

You will need to bring two forms of ID with you, dress to impress (no sportswear or trainers) and you will need £10 for your locker key deposit.

Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.

If you’re attending for the first time or have any questions, then drop us a message.

See you all there!
Jester & Lilac


Leather and Lace ROCK NIGHT! Thurs 7th June @ Townhouse

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Thursday, 7th June, Leather & Lace makes it’s return!  A night for swingers and fetishists who like their music loud, guitar driven and a bit shouty.

The same tried and true swingers night format, socialising, dancing and shagging, as well as the great eclectic mix of rock, punk and metal genres we had playing last time. Think Faith No More, Rob Zombie, Greenday, All Time Low, Offspring, Metallica, Type O Negative, Less than Jake, Slayer, Kiss, NIN, ACDC, Ozzy, Nirvana, Queens of the stone age, Scorpions, Placebo, Gary Numan, Steel Panther etc etc… There will be over 400 tracks playing in the bar, as well as music video classics playing in the lounge. The top floor will feature more chilled indie and punk tracks, the middle floor some metal tracks to go with a darker theme.

Dress code, still relaxed, though totally encourage having a theme for your outfit, think Sex Pistols, Motley Cruel, Kiss, Gwar! So leather, lace, latex, studs, Doc martens, spandex, big hair, tight jeans, monster costumes… Dress to impress but band t-shirts at a bare minimum. Don’t forget upstairs there will be the usual dress down enforced. Fet players are fine in ALL BLACK, though fetish wear is encouraged. No sports wear or normal trainers, but skater boys and girls will be fine in skate shoes…

The event is open to members and Non-members alike. To come along all you need to do is message me, or comment on this thread and ask to go down on the list. Entry is £10 per person, plus a £10 deposit for your locker key and bar tab.

Non-members must bring two forms of ID (picture and address, both of you if a couple) Members should remember cards or bring ID if you can’t find them. Non-members MUST be on the guestlist. Newbies are asked to arrive before 9:30 so they can be given a tour. Absolute last entry is 11pm.

Unfortunately you won’t be able to bring your own booze to this one but the club has a well stocked bar, and really good prices – £2.20 for a beer or cider, £7 for a double, premium, g&t – There are no overnight stays available for this one, but there are a number of hotel options a short taxi ride away, just ask for suggestions.

For other details on the club and where it is go to our website http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk

MILF Monday ‘The Wimbledon One’ 4th June

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New Balls, please!!

Never mind those sweaty footballers, Milf Monday is all about Wimbledon!! Think Pimms, Strawberries & Cream, Centre Court & all those tiny little tight white shorts & skirts …. yum!

So, if you fancy getting into the ‘Royal Box’, being a ‘ball girl’ or even playing in a ‘mixed doubles’, then Townhouse is the place to be!! Maybe you can even play a ‘love match’ with your very own Rafa Nadal or Anna Kournikova!!

Bonus points for those who make the effort & dress to the Wimbledon theme.

So, if you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Tournament entry fee is £10 for the Male players but the Ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

Feel free to tell your friends and get yourselves all excited before the tournament starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 4th!
‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local residents (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out

Let’s go with a BANG!!! Last Weds night party at Townhouse 30th May

Many of you know that we are having a big shake up of things at Townhouse and one of the things which is changing are our Wednesday nights.

Weds 30th May is our very last Weds night which is open to the public as we are offering it out to private hirers from June, due to very high demand.

So we are going out with a bang and we hope that you will all come out of the woodwork to big farewell to this event; we will even throw some cake into the mix!

Jim and I will be there (on the social side of the bar) as well as other Townhouse hosts and staff to have one final mid week furore!
Remember that it’s just £5 for females and couples and £20 for single guy members. New guys need to follow the info on the Single Guy page on our website.

See you there!!

Vic xxxx

ps although our Wednesdays are already booking up, we do have some dates throughout the year up for grabs. We are offering hire to party hosts, photographers for private shoots, small groups to use for personal use and couples who just want the run of the place. It’s dead cheap and easy to book. PM me for info xxx

The LIVE LOUNGE @ Townhouse 12th July

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We have such a pool of talent amongst our guests and for that reason, we are throwing a night, just for you!!!

This night is for anybody who has a talent to showcase; the stage is yours! Maybe you are in a group or a solo singer and would like to practice some new material on a kind crowd of punters? Maybe you play a mean acoustic guitar and love to woo the crowds with your own material or cool copies. Comedians are also welcome, as well as dancers, magicians, poets and performers in general. Quirky acts are also encouraged…yes even the guy who is a master at moulding sex toys out of balloons! Lol This is not a competition, so nobody is judging you or will be critiquing your performance…it’s all about enjoying yourself! If you are more of a voyeur, then our acts need an audience, so please do come along and encourage our acts.

Our DJ will be with us to keep the crowd warmed up in between performers and if karaoke is your thing, then we will hand you the mic to wow the crowd.
This is your night and your opportunity to have a giggle, not take yourself too seriously, have a few drinks in a super friendly club and show off your talent!

The club opens 7.30pm til 1.30am, with the Live Lounge starting at 9pm until 11.30pm. Performances will only take place in the lounge, leaving the bar and the rest of the club free for you all to enjoy like any other fetish night. So if you don’t want to watch performances, you have the bar to chill out, flirt and natter and the rest of the club to showcase your talents in our playrooms and dungeons 😉

It’s FREE for members!! Just present your membership card to claim your free entry. New guests and non members are very welcome for just a tenner!! BARGAIN! We ask that new guests arrive before 9.30pm, so we can show you around and get you settled in.

So save the date, gather your friends and come on over for a night of entertainment, laughs and debauchery

Wednesday Night Changes – June 2018

We will be closed on Wednesday Nights from June….but…

As of June 2018, we will be closing our doors on a Wednesday night, so members will no longer be able to walk in for a fiver, as is the case for couples. The old adage of use it or lose it is very apt here and it seems that people would rather pay more and come in on other nights!! Who am I to argue? lol 😉

So our Newbies and Notsos nights will not be running and instead the club will be available for private hire, for people to run their own parties. We hire the club to lots of different groups of people:

  • Swinging couples who get together with others to hire the club for their own exclusive use.

  • Fetishists who want exclusive use of the dungeons and other facilities

  • Party hosts who fancy throwing a party mid week for those who can’t do weekends

  • Photographers who want to run a group shoot or one to one shoot

We hire by the hour or we have a party rate depending on numbers and this is explained on our hire website http://www.townhouse-hire.co.uk

Wild West Party @ Townhouse 19th May!

Wild West Party@ Townhouse

(In your best West Country accent)

YEEEEEEHAAAA. Howdy folks! Down here at the Townhouse ranch we’re rounding ya’ll up to have a lil’ hoedown. So leave the kin folk at home, grab ya Stetson and get ready to ride ’em hard an’ ride ’em good. There’ll be plenty of bucking broncos for all you sexy cowgirls and our saloon bar will be serving up moonshine, cold beer and chaser shots for those who need a pick me up!

We’re sure you’ll have a rootin tootin, whip crackin good time so mosey on over to Townhouse but be sure to leave your guns at reception with the Sheriff…no gunslingers or outlaws allowed!

Arrive in your best finery to save a few bucks….
Calamity Janes, Indian Squaws and Saloon girls are Free*
Cahooting Couples, Bonnie and Clydes are £15*
Lone Rangers are £25*
*Discounts for the full kit and caboodle rather than a cowboy hat or the full price applies.

Coz I’m a honky tonk kinda gal and like to look after my patrons, I’ll give ya’ll a £5 voucher for ya to use off your entry on the 26th May.

Stuff ya’ll should know…..
The hoedown kicks off at 8.30pm and we’ll boot ya’ll out at 3am…for those on their horses, don’t drink and ride. New folks need to pitch up before 9.30pm and don’t ya’ll go forgettin’ ya ID now!

For the Lone Rangers out there, ya’ll need to book in with the Saloon owner to grab your place, but only if we’ve seen ya before….we can’t allow no strangers around these parts on this night.

You can hook up your horses outside and it won’t cost you a dime but for those who don’t have a ride, we can arrange a carriage outta town.

Our watering hole is dirt cheap, but if you’re a fussy son ‘o’ gun and only drink your own moonshine, then we won’t stop ya…just drop the barkeep £2.50 and we’ll say no more about it!

Now remember folks….Sharin’ is carin’ and we love ourselves a bit o’ sharing down at Townhouse.

See ya’ll there!! Yeehaaaa

(and the award for cheesiest ad goes to……) lol

Level Pegging – Anal/Strap on Party 31st May @ Townhouse


This party is the perfect place for those that love anal play or using strap-ons. Our Level Pegging Party has now grown to include all types of anal play and every combination of strap-on play including pegging.
Straight Anal Sex – Pegging (Women using Strap-Ons with men) – Female Bi Play (using strap ons) – Male Bi Play – Anal Training – Anal insertions – BDSM – Buttplug tails

Pegging (Women Fucking Men With Strap Ons)
For women that love to strut around wearing their strap-on and for those men that like to be bent over and pegged. So if you love a bit of prostrate massage or things up your bum, or you?re a sexy lady that love to give rather than receive, then come and join us at Level Pegging. Whether you love dominant ladies taking you down a peg or two or you enjoy intimate sensual pegging, Townhouse has private and public playrooms and three dungeons to set your scene.

Girls who like Girls
This night is also about strap-on play so if you tend to use your dong with females rather than males and you want to share your toys and have some sexy girlie time, then join us.

Anal Sex
For lovers of anal sex that maybe don?t like to participate in anal on mainstream swinging nights you can party with like-minded people and find potential playmates.

Male Bi Play
As always, male bi play is welcome at Townhouse and this party is a perfectly safe place for lots of male-male or male-male-female combinations.

This is a private swinging and fetish crossover party so feel free to wear fetish attire or swinging party ‘smart casual’ and you are welcome to bring all your toys and kit bag.

We will have optional wristbands for those wishing to indicate what kind of play they are looking for but feel free to arrange meets for this event.

Condoms and Lube are available complimentary.

There is a £5 discount to any female (or couple entry) that will be dressing down and wearing her strap-on for the duration.
Women £10
Couples £20
Single Men Members £20
Single Men Non Members £25

The party runs for 730pm – 130am with a last entry of 10.30pm

As this is a private party you cannot bring your own alcohol but purchase from our well stocked bar. You will need £10 for your locker key deposit. Towel hire is £1 or you?re welcome to bring your own.

You need to be on the private guest list to attend. We are NOT publicising this guest list due to the nature of the event. Please email infotownhouse@aol.com to be added


HARLOTS!!! 24th May @ Townhouse

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Well hello Harlots and Gentlemen!

Time for a bit more Harlotry. HARLOTS #5 to be exact! If you haven’t already been to Harlots, then why not?! Here is what it’s all about….

Harlots is ALL about us ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered godesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.

Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event, and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners, be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed. Being a gentlemen is what Harlots is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!

Couples who fit the above crtiteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).

This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com


Other stuff…..

Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30 – last entry is 10.30pm for this party

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

Females: £10
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

Townhouse 13th Anniversary Party!! 26th May – It’s always a mad one!


It’s hard to believe that Townhouse is coming into it’s 13th year and 6 years under our ownership…time flies when you’re having fun!! ?? ??

Our anniversary parties are always mad and our members come out of the woodwork from all across the country to help us celebrate!

Our prices remain the same and included will be a lovely buffet, cake, rocket fuel punch and a free raffle for a full free year membership to the club..so that’s free entries on any night for a year!!!

As per tradition, some of the Townhouse Team will be bringing you ‘THE FULL MONTY’! We’re not body beautifuls, but isn’t that the point? There may be some other treats in store too Our DJ is also with us to get you hot and sweaty on the dancefloor before you get hot and sweaty upstairs!

I am not taking a guestlist for this party, just arrive before 10pm to guarantee your entry.

We are also offering overnights at £15 per person. I have already taken bookings for these, so if you want to stay, please get in touch asap!

26th May
Mega Party
Food, fun and filth!
Be there!