SEXPLOITS Singles Party @ Townhouse 21st February 2020

SEXPLOITS Singles Party@Townhouse – 20.30 – 03.00

There’s plenty of fish in the sea so whip your rods out, dangle your bait and come and cast your fishnets at SEXPLOITS Singles Party at Townhouse!

Perhaps you’re after a bit of NSA, on the hunt for a FWB or a +1 to attend clubs and parties with? Maybe you’re tired of swiping left, fed up of chatting online and actually wanting to meet a fellow filthy fucker in person? You may not have a clue what you want but whatever you’re after, there’s something for everyone at SEXPLOITS….

The Tipsy Unicorn Bar – come and join us for a drink. Flirt, socialise and relax with fellow singles

The Lounge – DJ Climax will be on the decks in the lounge to get the party started. For those of you who like to bust some moves, this is the place to be!

The Wet Area – Relax, unwind and chill out in the jacuzzi or sauna. Maybe even make use of our massage table

The Playrooms/Dungeons – venture off upstairs to “Sexplore” a little further. Theres a variety of public and private rooms to utilise. Your only limit is your imagination!

Singles, Cuck couples, Hotwife/husband couples and couples who play as singles, come and join us. Newbies and Non-members are more than welcome. The only criteria being that you’re looking to mingle with singles!

Myself and the beautiful Mrs ProBlow will be your hostesses for the night. We’ll have buddies mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy.

Overnight stays at the club are available for just £15. Please message Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com directly to book these; they go quick! You also need to contact Vicky to book your place on the guestlist

We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Charlotte & Mrs PB xx

So here’s all the important stuff…

Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 03.00. Last entry is 10.30pm. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username and ID* in at reception.

There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers (including pumps, converse, £400 designer ‘trainer shoes’ ) are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

If you are new to the club then you will need to book and pay for your place in advance and Vicky can sort this out with you at the email above. On arrival, we will be more than happy to give you a tour of the place.

Females and T-Girls: £10
Couples: £20
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25

You will need a £10 (CASH) deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own. Condoms/lube are readily available free of charge.

* If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on). No ID = NO entry

FET-ish Erotic BDSM Event @ Townhouse 20th February 2020

Calling all kinky shaggers who want to crank up their crazy dial !!!

This is a party especially for fetishists who like to include sex, filth and eroticism in their BDSM play!

On our mainstream BDSM nights, sexual play is reserved to the private rooms with the open play areas being left for pure BDSM play. But so many people like to involve sexual elements in their play, whether it be sexual sadism, orgasm denial play, sexual humiliation, forced orgasm or they just like to use BDSM as part of a sexual scene.

At FET-ish, sexy, filthy BDSM play will be openly encouraged and we are hoping that the fine line between pain and pleasure will be explored and embraced! We want to hear screams of pain and screaming orgasms raising our roof! Lol

If this sounds like your kind of night, then join us on the 20th February! I will be joined by LittleVixen as my kinky co-host to help the party get off to a flying start!

There will be amazing scenes ongoing from the minute we open the doors so don’t waste anytime nattering, make use of our 4 floors and embrace your crazy!
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So, bring your BDSM kit bags and your best skimpies for a night of exploring boundaries and unadulterated filth!

This night is open to non-members and we will be advertised on another well known fetish site.

To be considered for this event, you will need to have an active interest in BDSM and not just an interest in swinging, as you will be disappointed. This is about mixing things up, cracking some whips, waxing some nipples, gagging, flogging and restraining your way through your list of fetish fantasies!!

The pricing is as follows:
£10 per person (members)
£15 per person (non member guys)

A £10 CASH deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab deposit. Your entry and bar balance can be settled on card, cash you can instant pay on your phone.

Ratios of guys to girls will be monitored

You will need your membership card or ID to gain entry, preferably a driving licence if you have one. (Please refer to our website for accepted ID)

The dress code is all dark clothing/fetish wear/alternative wear and dress down will be optional as fetishists often like to keep their kinky clothes on for BDSM scenes.

Any questions, please get in touch!
xxx

Illicit Parties Presents….Rampant Romantics! 15th February 2020

We are looking for plenty of lusty lovers, rampant romantics, kinky casanovas & horny hotties to keep the valentines theme red HOT this year!

This is the time to leave any inhibitions at the door and see what sexy seductions await!!
Slowies on the dance floor before we get funky upstairs

Let’s get down & dirty and spread the love. After-all sharing is caring

****************Mr & Mrs J, do Mr & Mrs ****************
We are looking for volunteer couples to play Mr & Mrs, we need at least 3 couples to take part. There is a prize for the winning couple
The aim of the game is to see how well you know each other and match as many answers as possible! We may even enforce a penalty for incorrect answers.. Remember, the judge’s decision is final!

Our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests
We will also have sweet treats available throughout the night. Gotta keep those energy levels up

We are offering you a reduced price entry if you’re on our guestlist
Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single Guys – £20 (must be pre approved &
members)
Overnight stays – £15 (please contact the club directly to book)
You’ll need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key and bar tab

Doors open 8.30-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress

If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)

Can’t wait to see you all there
Mr & Mrs J

Sam and Dave’s House Party @Townhouse 14th February 2020

Following the success of our House Parties, we’re inviting friends old & new to come and celebrate Valentine’s night in style. Who can think of a better way to spend this special sexy evening ?

No themes for this just come along for a fun filled night of filth and celebrations.
We’re also pleased to announce the return of our beautiful erotic dancer who will be taking to the stage later on in the evening and you are all in for one hell of a treat!! As those of you who attended our previous parties will already know.

DOORS OPEN 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm!
Club closes at 3am.

This party is aimed at everyone having fun in a friendly no pressure environment. Whether you are nervous newbies or seasoned swingers, this party is for you.

Like any good house party, consider the bar area the kitchen, a place to gather, socialise and meet new people. There you’ll find your favourite drinks at fantastic prices served by gorgeous bar staff and the oriGIN bar where you can choose from over 50 brands of gin…. It’s the only place you can purchase the clubs own brand…. Townhouse Gin.

Samantha is also making her own unique home-brew which is on offer as a welcome drink for you all at the door as you arrive. If you’re feeling peckish we’ll also have a buffet and bar nibbles.

In the lounge, our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests.
This is going to be an amazing evening and definitely not one to be missed.

Single males will be limited but couples and single fems are all more than welcome to join us.
You will also need £10.00 CASH as a locker key deposit, this will be deducted from your bar tab at the end of the night . You can still pay your entry and final bar tab by card if you wish.

Condoms are available free of charge and are situated around the club.
Towels can be found at reception.

You don’t need to be a member to attend this party, you just need to be on the guest list.
We just ask everyone to bring their membership cards and/or 2 forms of ID (passport/driving licence etc…).

Newbies will need to book and pay in advance to secure a place; please contact Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com to arrange your booking.  Those who have been before just need to be on the list to attend, so again, contact Vicky to sort this out.

Couples: £20.00
Females: £10
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members.
Overnights are available for anyone who wants to make a night of it for just £15 per person. Please Vicky at the above email to book in.

We can’t wait to see you all there and make it another night to remember

Love you guys,
Dave and Samantha x

No Frills Filth @ Townhouse Weds 5th February 2020

The ORIGINAL No Frills Filth @ Townhouse 05/02/2020

No frills… it’s all about pure fun and filth. Less chat more play.

7.30pm – 1.30pm

Immediate dress down.

Non members welcome. (Full ID required)

£5 females/tgirls
£15 couples
£15 guys
£20 non member guys
£10 locker key deposit (CASH DEPOSIT ONLY)
£1 for your towel or bring your own.

NEWBIES – All newbies need to pay for their place upfront. Contact Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com make your payment, she will contact us and we then add you to the guest list.

Get your names on the list for NO FRILLS FILTH and we look forward to seeing you all there.

Clothes off….Let’s go!!!
Sassy an Stu
Xxx

MILF Monday ‘The Valentines One’ @ Townhouse 3rd February 2020

Roses are Red
The Sun will Shine
Come to Milf Monday
And find your Valentine!!

It’s February, so it can only be our fabulously flirty, fantastically filthy, Valentines Milf Monday!!

Dig out your sexiest outfits and come & see who will be struck by your arrow of attraction!! Romantic Reds, Passionate Purples or Sexy Silver & Golds … let’s vamp up this Valentine!!
If you’re planning on joining us for our Valentines event, please email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list.

ALL single Ladies will need to pay a non refundable deposit as their entry is free

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 3rd!!
Morticia
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‘The Small Print’

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

Twisted Tales Presents….Dirty Disney @ Townhouse Saturday 8th February 2020

Once upon a time in the magic kingdom of Townhouse, there was an enchanted evening equal parts fun, frivolous and filthy! Can you feel the love tonight?

Twisted Tales presents Dirty Disney, coming to the North West’s top Swinger’s Club! You shall go to the ball (especially if you don’t have a gag reflex)!

At Dirty Disney fancy dress is encouraged, so call on your Fairy Godmother to dress you to the nines as your favourite Disney character and you could win our special prize for best costume. Not one for fancy dress? What can we say except you’re (still) welcome – Come along for the usual Townhouse party atmosphere with DJ and dancing until late.

Everyone loves a good Disney sing-along in the car (don’t try to deny it), which is why for the first time at Townhouse we’ll have Disney Karaoke – Bonus points for the first person to sing “King of the Swingers”…

First time at Townhouse? Don’t be Bashful (unless that’s your costume)! Please be sure to arrive before 9:30pm so our friendly team can make you their guest with a full tour of the club.

Grab a drink from our well-stocked, reasonably priced bar and take a dip not quite “under the sea” in our relaxing hot tub.

But don’t get too comfy in your Disney dress-up, because once you strip down to the “bare” necessities and get into your sexiest lingerie, underwear or just a towel (making sure to showcase your bibbity-boppity-boobs), you can go “Up” to our sexy play rooms, where there are sure to be many happy endings.

So trade Cinderella’s glass slippers for a glass dildo (or even bring your Woody for a Buzz), be our guest and kiss the girl (or two, or three). A fan of Aladdin? Come and see if you can get “a lad in” your cave of wonders. Is Peter Pan your favourite? See if someone will tinker with your bell…!

The Disney debauchery will go on until 3am when our magic spell will end… but don’t worry, we can call you a taxi rather than send you home in a pumpkin carriage.

Tempted? Take a bite from the poison apple… you know you want to!

Please note that you will require a £10 deposit for your locker key and bar tab, which must be paid IN CASH upon arrival.

Prices:
Lady and a Tramp (couples): £25 (non members welcome)
Princesses (single females and T girls): £10 (non members welcome)
Prince Charmings (single men): £30 (must be pre approved &
members, maximum of 8, first come first served, book in advance)
Overnight stays: £15 (contact the club directly to book)

Doors open 8.30pm-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse.

If you’re not dressing up, we have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers/pumps/converse are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress!

If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on).

Sex Pistols Presents…’Dead Famous’ @ Townhouse Saturday 1st February

 

Get ready to walk down the Red Carpet and strike a pose for the waiting Paparazzi!
Townhouse will be packed with famous faces for this strictly A-list party, a real blast from the past.

Whether you see yourself as an Amy Winehouse or Elvis, Lennon or Bowie or maybe you’re more of an Abraham Lincoln if you’re Dead and Famous then you need to join us in the hall of fame to party the night away.

Imagine Michael Jackson moonwalking around the dance floor, Kurt Cobain making cocktails at the bar and Princess Di heading upstairs with Freddie Mercury on the promise that He Will, He Will, Rock You!

We want Disco, dress up and dirty dancefloor antics!

As always there will be a prize for the best dressed but whether you dress up or not we look forward to seeing you there as we mingle with icons from the other side and really raise the dead for a party not to be missed, after all there is plenty of time to rest in peace afterwards.

See you all there!
Sid and Nancy xx

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The Small Print

Dress code if you don’t want to dress to the theme is dress to impress – absolutely no sportswear or trainers.

Doors open at 20:30 and the club closes at 3:00, last entry for members is 11pm and newbies will need to arrive by 9.30pm to be given a tour of the club.

**NEWBIES will need to contact the club directly to pay your entry fee in advance, please contact Townhouse Twosome to arrange this**

Every guest will pay a £10 deposit for your locker, this is now CASH ONLY.
Entry fee and bar bills can still be paid by card.

If you are not a member of the club you will need photo ID and proof of address, alternatively a driver’s licence is acceptable, members will need your membership card or ID.

Please be aware as of 1st January vaping is no longer permitted in the club, you are welcome to vape in the newly refurbished and heated courtyard.

PRICES:
£10 for single Ladies and T girls
£25 for couples
£30 for guys (limit of 8 places and must be a member)

Overnight stays are available for a cost of £15 per person and can be booked by contacting Townhouse Twosome directly.

CLUSTERFUCK @ Townhouse FRIDAY 31st January 2020

CLUSTERFUCK returns in 2020 by popular demand.

Even better for all those naughty people who were unable to attend mid-week, as we are now holding the event on Friday’s! So get your baby sitters, pet sitters and accommodation booked and join us at the end of the month.

The Czech Gloryholes will be there as always so anyone who wants to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety of course..no bag, no shag). Please step forward if you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny individuals have their wicked way. Also, if any couples have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the Gloryholes while you conduct the proceedings or just simply ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!

If the Czech Gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! As always, Townhouse events are LGBTQ+ friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate any sex fuckery!

For any newbies, we’ll be more than happy to show you around on the night. Townhouse is an elegant club with first class facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a great mix of large open group play rooms, intimate areas and private rooms for you to fulfil your desires. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

To go on the guestlist, please email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com
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Doors open at 20:30 and closing time is 03:00

Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!

Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your photo driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked directly with the club. Either give them us call or email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com

**Small Changes for the New Year**

NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please contact the club directly as you will need to pay your deposit ahead of the event to secure your place.

All other guests will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.

We are looking forward to seeing you there!!!
Team Clusterfuck xxxxxxx

FLASH SALE @ Townhouse Saturday 11th January! Saturday night swinging!

You’re all skint from Christmas, so how about a cheap night out hey?

Any couples who attend our Couples and Females party on Friday 10th can come on Saturday 11th absolutely FREE!! BUT you need to book your place with me in advance!

Everybody else can come along for a reduced price and couples/ladies don’t need to book:
Couples £15
Ladies Free
Tgirls £5
Single guys £15 (only 8 places available – must be a member and book in advance)

This is a good old swinging night. No gimmicks, just filth.
‘Blow’ away those January blues and join us!!

Who’s in??

xxxx
Other stuff you need to know……

Your £10 key/bar tab deposit can only be paid in CASH from now on.

Times – 8.30pm til 3am

Last entry – 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies

Dress code – dress to impress