HARLOTS!!! One Year Anniversary Party 27th Sept

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Well hello Harlots and Gentlemen. Can you believe it’s been a year since the first HARLOTS!? I’m very much looking forward to celebrating with you all. My hot naked butler will be on hand to welcome you gorgeous ladies with some bubbles. There will also be some delectable treats on offer for the gents too. Something sweet and savoury for all to devour!And for those of you who haven’t been to Harlots before, here’s the spiel…..

Harlots is ALL about us ladies.  A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs.  Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play.  Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one.  For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels. Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners and be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed.

Being a gentlemen is what Harlots is all about and we’ll accept nothing less.  Single gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event.  No exceptions!

Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).

This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”.  If you’d like to be considered then please email us infotownhouse@aol.com

The not so small print….

Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted.  Please make the effort and dress to impress!

If you are new to the club then I’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. We have good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties.  Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

Females: £10

Couples: £15

Males (Members): £20

Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)


Buxom Babes @ Townhouse 20th Sept

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It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!

Well, the summer holidays are drawing to a close and the new term is almost upon us, so make sure you don’t miss registration, or Miss Morticia may just have to give you 6 of the best!!

Yes, you guessed it, Buxom Babes is going BACK TO SCHOOL for September, so dig out the shorts, the skirts, the pigtails & the tie!! We want to see naughty schoolgirls, mad science geeks, horny headmasters or pervy PE students!! Dressing up is NOT obligatory, but it is always fun & the best outfit on the night will win a free drink!!

As always, this event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

We have also got a surprise party gift to give away to one lucky lady who’s name will be drawn at random from the guestlist on the night!

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

And remember … Curvy is the new black!

‘The Small Print’
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30

For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

Entry Prices:
* Ladies – £5
* Couples – £ 10
* Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
* T-Girls – £5

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Look forward to seeing you there!!
Morticia xx

FALL BALL Big Party Night at Townhouse! 29th Sept


You are cordially invited to Townhouse on 29th September 2018 for our Fall Ball end of month party!

The nights are drawing in and we’re getting all Autumnal at Townhouse! Don’t worry about feeling the cold though as we’ll be sure to keep you warm all night long!!!

This is a formal themed party and we ask guests to dust down their fineries and dress to impress. We’re not asking for tuxedos unless that’s your thing, but trousers and shirt are a bare minimum with suits or waistcoats being the preferred attire. Ladies, go all out and glam up as much as you dare…lets bling the shit out of this thing!!

Once we all dress down after 11pm, you could always continue the formal look and just wear a dickie bow or ladies could wear something skimpy and sequined?! Lol think dazzling and debauched!

We will be offering up Autumnal treats throughout the night, such as cinder toffee and marshmallows to roast on our open fire pit!

Our end of month parties are always busy and we recommend that everybody aims to arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee entry.

The usual Saturday night prices apply and we are only admitting 8 single guys who must be established members and book in advance.

See you all there! Now to decide which frock to wear…decisions decisions!!!

MILF Monday ‘The Macmillan Cake One’ 10th September

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For September, we have decided to make Milf Monday a day to share the love a little further than usual!! As well as the usual filth & fuckery, we are taking the opportunity to do a bit for charity … so welcome to MILF’S MACMILLAN MONDAY MAYHEM FUNDRAISER!!!

The Macmillan Cancer Appeal coffee morning is held in late September, but you know we like to be a bit different here at Townhouse … so for everyone who turns up wearing green (the official colour of Macmillan) we will donate a fixed fee.

In keeping with the idea of the coffee morning, we are also looking for people to bring in cakes … either baked or bought is perfect – they will then be on offer for a donation to the charity box and hopefully we can raise a little bit of money for a cause that I’m sure we have all been affected by at some point in our lives … while indulging in cake, cookies, cock & whatever else springs to mind!!

Please can you let Vicky or I know if you plan on bringing any goodies with you (I’m quite fond of chocolate brownies BTW …!)

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

The entry fee for Milf’s Macmillan Monday Mayhem is £10 for the gents, but you lovely ladies will get free entry!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 10th!!
‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local residents (no obstructing driveways etc).

Thank you.

COMIC CON NOIR @ Townhouse 15th Sept

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Calling all Geeks, superheroes, villains and cosplayers to Comic Con Noir at Townhouse on 15th Sept 2018!!

This is an event for comic con enthusiasts and exhibitionists who just love to show off their costumes. Whether your costumes are lovingly made from scratch or bought online, it doesn’t matter, just bring your alter ego along and escape from reality for a few hours! We will be holding a catwalk show for those who fancy entering our competition; the first prize will be 2 tickets to Liverpool Comic Con 2019 in the Echo Arena!

Comic con Noir is for the kinky players who like to mix fantasy with reality! The traditional Comic Con games will be tucked away, making way for games of the more hedonistic persuasion! Channel your inner superhero, villain or comic book character and don’t be embarrassed to wear those skin tight superhero tights…they reveal more than they hide!! 😉

Our DJ will be with us as will our poledancer to get everyone in the party mood. We will also have a photobooth set up so you can have pictures to take away of you in your costumes.

Prices –
Couples £25
Single ladies £5
Single gents £30 must be members to attend the night time
Tgirls £10

50 Shades of Wahay – Swinging and BDSM Crossover Party 1st Sept


Our 50 Shades of Wahay nights are BRILLIANT! Basically this is a swinging night where we invite Fetishists along to educate our curious swingers in the world of kink. We encourage open play for you to watch what we really get up to (move over Mr Grey, you know nothing) and you are welcome to ask questions.

Our demos will be starting around 10.30pm with MissDarcyGray who will briefly chat about etiquette and set your expectations for the evening.

At 10.45pm we will be amazed by a Gentleman called Entrancement who practices erotic hypnosis within the BDSM scene. He will be demonstrating anything from hypnotic bondage, libido heightening, memory play, orgasm control/orgasm on demand and edging for hours or turning a demo bunny into a doll.

At 11.15pm Mister Smith will be treating us to a demo. A very experienced disciplinarian who will be i’m pretty sure will be giving us an insight into his sadistic side. More info to follow.
The open play occurring on the night will include things such as flogging and needleplay.

As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolicks! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or fetish attire.
We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!
Usual Saturday prices apply. You are welcome to BYOB (corkage fee) or take advantage of our fully licensed bar. Towels, condoms and lube are available free of charge.

If you’re new to the scene, then this is a great night to come and have a nosey as there is lots going on to watch.

See you there

Vic aka Lady C x

Sam and Dave’s House Party @ Townhouse 31st August

Sam and Dave are back again to bring you another wild and mischievous ‘house party with a twist’ and there’s no better place to spend it other than at Townhouse. As many of you will remember from our previous parties they have become spectacular events. At this one we will be helping Dave celebrate his belated birthday party.

Doors open 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm!
Club closes at 3am.

There COULD be some sexy surprises in store for some of you.
We’re turning the bar into a kitchen, that’s serving a wide selection of all your favourite drinks and shots, not forgetting the oriGIN bar where you can get the a choice of over 50 brands of gin including the only place you can purchase the club’s own brand of gin…..Townhouse Gin. Samantha is also making her unique homebrew which is free at the bar.

We’re asking you to add your names by emailing infotownhouse@aol.com.  Single males will be limited (guys you know this is a night you’ll remember if you’ve ever attended our previous parties) but couples and single fems are all more than welcome to join us.

You’ll also need £10 deposit for your locker key which will be deducted from your bar bill at the end of the night. Condoms are available free of charge and are situated around the club. Towels are £1 and can be found at reception, however you are welcome to bring your own.

You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and ask everyone to bring their membership cards and/or 2 forms of ID (passport/driving licence etc…).

Couples: £20.00
Females: £10
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members

We can’t wait to see you all there and make it another night to remember.

Level Pegging! 30th August at Townhouse

This party is a perfect place for those that love anal play or using strap-ons. Our Level Pegging Party has now grown to include all types of anal play and every combination of strap-on play including pegging.

Straight Anal Sex – Pegging (Women using Strap-Ons with men) – Female Bi Play (using strap ons) – Male Bi Play – Anal Training – Anal insertions – BDSM – Buttplug tails
Pegging (Women Fucking Men With Strap Ons)

For women that love to strut around wearing their strap-on and for those men that like to be bent over and pegged. So if you love a bit of prostrate massage or things up your bum, or you?re a sexy lady that love to give rather than receive, then come and join us at Level Pegging.

Whether you love dominant ladies taking you down a peg or two or you enjoy intimate sensual pegging, Townhouse has private and public playrooms and three dungeons to set your scene.

Girls who like Girls
This night is also about strap-on play so if you tend to use your dong with females rather than males and you want to share your toys and have some sexy girlie time, then join us.

Anal Sex
For lovers of bum love that maybe don?t like to participate in anal on mainstream swinging nights you can party with like-minded.

Male Bi Play
As always, male bi play is welcome at Townhouse and this party is a perfectly safe place for lots of male-male or male-male-female combinations.

This is a private swinging and fetish crossover party so feel free to wear fetish attire or swinging party smart casual? and you are welcome to bring all your toys and kit bag.

We will have optional wristbands for those wishing to indicate what kind of play they are looking for but feel free to arrange meets for this event.

Condoms and Lube are available complimentary.

There is a £5 discount to any female (or couple entry) that will be dressing down right away and wearing her strap on for the duration.
Women £10
Couples £20
Single Men Members £20
Single Men Non Members £25

The party runs for 730pm – 130am

As this is a private party you cannot bring your own alcohol but purchase from our well stocked bar.

You will need £10 for your locker key deposit. Towel hire is £1 or you?re welcome to bring your own.

You need to be on the private guest list to attend. We are NOT publicising this guest list due to the nature of the event.

INDULGENCE! Annual All Female PARTY! 25th October 2018 @ Townhouse

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Our all girl event has had a make over and is now a huge annual event!!! 8 ladies are part of the Indulgence planning team to bring you an extra special party that is being advertised far and wide to bring women together from all 4 corners of the UK!! So tell your friends as you can’t miss this!!

The party is open to straight, bi and gay women, swingers, fetishists and nillas. Basically, there is something for everyone at Indulgence….there are no parameters and no judgements.

The club will be divided up into zones and you may opt to wear a wristband to distinguish your interests on the night; bands can of course be mixed if you are into different things…

Green Zone – Groundfloor – Socials and body art – A green wristband may be worn if you are staying in this zone

In this area, there will be no nudity and no play but you can go as skimpy with your clothing as you wish. We will be treated to an amazing poledancer and DJ Rev, our female DJ will be in the lounge playing some old school club classics for those want to have a boogie. We will also be running a fun group burlesque class, to learn the art of tease with the amazing Dolly Derriere! This is an hour class and you need to book in on arrival.

Our bar will be your watering hole where you can grab some food and replenish your drinks, mingle and meet new friends. It’s like the kitchen at a house party, where everyone congregates!

The wet area will be open for those who would like a sauna or jacuzzi. We will also have a beauty therapist in this area offering manicures and pedicures as well as our body painter; you could choose UV paints before you hit the UV lights on the dancefloor!

There will be several hosts wandering around the groundfloor to offer a friendly face, introducing you to people if you wish and keeping everyone updated on the itinerary for the night. We will also have an all female staff on board for this party.

Blue Zone – 1st Floor – Therapies and fetish – A blue wristband may be worn if you are a fetishist

This floor is where our therapists will be offering Massage, Indian Head Massage and Reiki, all free of charge. We will have a calming therapy area for you to indulge and sessions are booked on the night. At the opposite end of the 1st Floor, our 2 dungeons will be open for those who enjoy more edgy play.

Red Zone – 2nd floor – Spiritual and sex! A red wristband may be worn if you are up for some up close and personal fun

This floor will have a quiet private room sectioned off for our medium who is offering 15 minute one to one readings for £15. These need to be booked and paid for in advance direct with Townhouse. She has 45 years experience in the field and is very well respected. The rest of the 2nd floor is your den of iniquity!! Be naked, be filthy, be ‘friendly’ 😉 lol

Black Zone – Cellar dungeon and photo studio
Our professional female photographer will be housed in this area, offering you the opportunity to get some amazing shots for your personal use or online profiles. She is simply brilliant and we are SO lucky to have her with us! She is offering a 30 min shoot, producing 5 professionally finished photos sent to your inbox within 24 hours for £25!!!! These slots will go quick and again, you need to book and pay for your shoot in advance.

This isn’t just a party, this is an EVENT and you can’t miss it! Doors open at 7.30pm, closing at 1.30am. It’s just £10 per person if you book a ticket in advance or £15 on the door. You can book tickets via our box office http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse or by contacting the club directly and you can pay by paypal. You can also purchase your ticket to sit with our medium and photographer on the above link

The dress code is dress to impress 😊 So no sportswear, leggings, Ugg boots or onesies for this one!!! Lol Grab your glad rags and lets set the dancefloor on fire and raise the roof of Townhouse!!

‘Summer of Love’ Festival Party @ Townhouse 25th August

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Grab your wellies and best undies for our festival party on the 25th August!

We are taking the indoors outdoors and the outdoors indoors….let me explain! lol

Our lounge, with our sofas, tables, lights etc…will be set up outside in our massive courtyard under a marquee where you can sit off and enjoy the warm evening. The gates will be closed at 10.30pm, so you will have absolute privacy to have some outdoor fun if you wish The side emergency exit will be open for you to walk freely in and out of the club to the courtyard.

The lounge inside will be set up as our festival arena, with picnic tables with goodies on them, string lights and hay bales to chill out on, dance around or…well, use your imagination!!

The dress code is totally relaxed for this party and we would LOVE you to embrace the festival vibe. So ladies… hotpants, skimpy tops, flowing dresses, skimpy underwear and wellies. Guys, you are welcome to arrive in shorts, pumps, tshirts etc… If you all want to go channel your inner hippy, then feel free!

This is our Summer of Love party, so let’s raise the roof and raise the temperature inside AND outside!

Our usual delicious buffet will be provided and our DJ will be with us to get the festival off the ground. Jelly shots will also be offered and it’s all included in your entry cost:

Couples £25
Females £5
Tgirls £10
Guys £30 – (you must be a member and book in advance as there will only be 8 places.

Overnights are available at just £15 per person, so PM me if you want to book a room.

See you all there…in my wellies!! lol