No sooner does one Milf Monday finish than the next one peeps it’s head round the corner!
This month we are painting the town green to celebrate Paddy’s Day!! Go on, go on, go on, go on – you know you want to put your name down!! Bonus points for anyone wearing green, even better if you want to dress up!! For those of you who want to channel your inner Father Ted, Mrs Brown or Jedward, feel free!!
If you’d like to attend then please contact Vicky direct at Townhouse at email@example.com and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
The entry fee for Milf Monday’s shamrockin’ shenanigans is £10 for the gents, but our lovely ladies will get free entry!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 4th!
‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & leave plenty of room for access, driveways etc.
Thursday 28th February 2019
19.30 – 01.30
Hello to all you Sexy Swinging Singles!!
After a successful trial run of SEXPLOITS in 2018, we’re starting off 2019 with a one-off Thursday SEXPLOITS before it rolls over to a regular Friday slot in April.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. Which means plenty of fun opportunities! SEXPLOITS at Townhouse is ALL about the single swingers.
Perhaps you’re after a bit of no strings dating, on the hunt for a fuck buddy or a +1 to attend clubs and parties with? Maybe you’re tired of swiping left, fed up of chatting online and actually wanting to meet a fellow filthy fucker in person? You may not have a clue what you want (and that’s ok too). Whatever you’re after, come and join us in the bar for a drink/social/flirt and let’s see where the evening takes us!
Cuck couples, Hotwife/husband couples and couples who play as singles, come and join us. There are no age restrictions on this event. Newbies and Non-members are more than welcome. The only criteria being that you’re looking to mingle with singles!
Myself and the beautiful Mrs ProBlow will be your hostesses for this 2019 event launch. We’ll have a Club Buddy mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy. We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Charlotte & Mrs PB xx
So here’s all the important stuff…
If you want to book in, please contact Vicky directly at Townhouse at firstname.lastname@example.org
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30. Last entry is 10.30pm. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception.
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to “SEXPLORE”! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Males (Members): £15
Males (Non members) £20
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, please don’t bring your own drinks; if you are caught, you will be asked to leave without a refund of admission fee.
Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
We’re back for our first HOUSE PARTY of the year and it’s going to be a fun and filthy night as always…we have hired Townhouse to bring you a night to remember!
With it being Valentines weekend this party has to be all about sharing the love….and as many of you will already know our parties always have lots of sharing!!
Doors Open at 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm!
Closes at 3am.
Will there be some sexy valentines surprises in store for you?!!
Like any good house party consider the bar area the kitchen a place to gather, socialise and meet new people. In there you’ll find all your favourite drinks at fantastic prices served by gorgeous bar staff and let’s not forget the oriGin bar where you can choose from over 50 brands of gin…it’s the only place you can purchase the club’s original own brand….Townhouse Gin.
Samantha is also making her own unique homebrew (it comes with its own warning label lol) this is free just help yourself to a glass or two.
If you’d like to join the party please email us at email@example.com
Please note we’ll be limiting the number of single guys attending (so guys get your names down quick to avoid disappointment)
As always though Couples and Single Females are ALL more than welcome to join the party.
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members
If you are new to the club then we’ll be happy to give you a tour on arrival and introduce you to some of our gorgeous and super friendly guests.
We ask all our guests to kindly respect Townhouses club rules which can be found on the Townhouse website. Any questions just ask and we’ll be happy to answer.
Members please bring along your membership cards.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on).
You will also need £10 as a locker key deposit but don’t worry this goes towards your bar tab at the end of the night.
This is going to be an amazing evening not to be missed. Oh and we’ve got party food and bar nibbles and our regular club DJ playing all your favourite tunes.
So let’s begin another spectacular year of House Parties!!
Samantha & Dave