With so many Irish folk at Townhouse and Mrs J being from Irish stock, we always go mad for Paddy’s night and have a good old knees up
If you have been before, you’ll know that Paddy’s nights are a tad….WILD!
This year we are planning a Hooley, so make sure you get some red bull down you because we are going to dance the bejeezuz out of ya!
The club will be decorated to set the scene, but it would be great if our guests got into the spirit and dressed for the occasion! The Irish tricolor is your inspiration
Come along and get jiggy on the dancefloor before you get jiggy in our playrooms. This is going to be AWESOME and not to be missed!
We are offering you a reduced price entry if you’re on our guestlist, so email Vicky, the owner at firstname.lastname@example.org to book your place. If you are not on the list, you will pay the regular Saturday night prices.
Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single Guys – £20 (must be pre approved &
You’ll need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key and bar tab
Doors open 8.30pm-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you are new to Townhouse
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress
If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
See you there for one of our favourite nights of the year
Mr & Mrs J – Illcit Parties xxx
Raise your glasses! –
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one! –
The Irish Toast
Beannachtam na Feile Padraig
For ladies and couples who are looking to meet dapper gents.
For those of you who haven’t been to HARLOTS before, here’s the spiel…..
HARLOTS is ALL about the ladies. A concept that focuses purely on sexual, desirable ladies and their needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.
Only gentlemen types will be considered for this event. With exceptional manners and great social skills. Gents should be good looking, impeccably groomed and DRESSED TO IMPRESS. Being a gentlemen is what HARLOTS is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gents should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!
Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).
This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email Vicky, the owner at email@example.com
Just a little more information on the venue:
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear/ripped jeans/trainers/caps are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!
NEWBIES; you’re required to book in and pre-pay in advance, so please contact Vicky at the email above to secure you space on the guest list. We’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night and answer any questions you may have. Please arrive by 9.30pm.
It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 CASH as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
It’s time for another exciting instalment of CLUSTERFUCK and we are back at Townhouse on Friday 27th March!
January Clusterfuck was a full capacity event so to save any disappointment and the dreaded FOMO, you are advised to get your name on the guest list ASAP! Contact Vicky, the owner at firstname.lastname@example.org
The ever popular Czech Gloryholes will be making a return for anyone who wants to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety of course..no bag, no shag).
Please step forward if you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny individuals have their wicked way. Also, if any couples have a fantasy of seeing their partner in the Gloryholes while you conduct the proceedings or just simply ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!
If the Czech Gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! As always, Townhouse events are LGBTQ+ friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate any mixed, same sex or anything goes fuckery!
For any newbies, we’ll be more than happy to show you around on the night to get you settled in. Townhouse is an elegant club with first class facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a great mix of large open group play rooms, intimate areas and private rooms for you to fulfill your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, the newly refurbed lounge, hot tub and sauna.
Doors open at 20:30 and closing time is 03:00
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers/pumps/trainer shoes permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out the Fab Swingers Club Directory for the ‘Townhouse Wirral’
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your photo driving licence or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill.
Members simply need to show their membership card.
Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked directly with the club. Either give them a call or message them on the club profile “Townhouse Twosome”
**Small Changes for the New Year**
NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please contact the club directly as you will need to pay your full entry price ahead of the event to secure your place. Contact Vicky at the email above
Guests will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar. The deposit is offset against your bar bill at the end.
Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.
We are looking forward to seeing you there!!!
LittleVixen & SiandJane
Curvy is definitely the new Black!
Can you believe that it’s 2 years since I started hosting Buxom Babes??!! That has flown by, and I think it’s a milestone worth celebrating!!
So this month, it’s an anniversary party!! Get out your glad rags, I want to see you all in your party best!! Guys, we want you suited & booted for this one … and ladies, let’s see those party frocks, elegant gowns or LBD’s!!
There will be party games & a couple of prizes to be won, so this is one you do not want to miss!!
As always, this event is not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome
As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
‘The Small Print’
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30
For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
The entry fee for this event is now a flat rate of £10 per person for ladies, couples and single guys with club memberships.
For non-member single guys, it’s £20
Anyone visiting the club for the first time will need to contact the club directly & pay in advance to secure a place on the guest list; please contact Vicky at email@example.com
You will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving licence or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.
Look forward to seeing you there!!
What’s a takeover?
It’s a night where anything goes!! For one night, we are handing over the club to you! EVERYONE is welcome, whether you are a swinger, fetishist, newbie, experienced player or just a kinky fucker trying to find their way in the lifestyle.
Nothing is out of bounds and all forms of consensual play is encouraged…anywhere and everywhere! (Still no sex in the hot tub though; it play’s havoc with the filters!!) No themes, no style, no prerequisites…it’s your club, you take it over.
Been trying to arrange a meet, but neither can accommodate? Townhouse is here for you. You can use it how you want, no membership required! Come in, have a drink, relax with your meet and use the facilities.
Do you have a BDSM fantasy, but don’t feel comfortable visiting a full on BDSM night? This is the night for you! We will grant you access to the cellar dungeon if you wish!
Maybe you have a hotel hot wife fantasy? Well you can use the club as your hotel! We have private rooms available and our hosts will ensure that you have exclusive use to carry out your fantasy for an allotted time.
Are gangbangs, girl girl, gloryholes, bukkake or pegging part of your ultimate fantasy? Then gather your filthy friends and head over and maybe make some new ones ??
I’m sure there are parents out there who adore noisy sex and wandering around naked, but the teens may not approve?! Well you can let rip and raise our roof if you want…no need to swing, just fuck each other’s brains out in the knowledge that the kids won’t walk in! lol
Townhouse is all about no pressure, so there are no expectations. If you want to go with the flow and not pre-plan, then that’s totally fine! Sometimes the best nights are the unplanned ones! But if you have a filthy fantasy friendship circle, looking for the right venue and event to let loose, then you can’t get better than the Townhouse Takeover to explore!
Our hosts will be on hand to help you make use of our amazing facilities and book in to use specialist areas and equipment if they are in demand…we don’t want you to lose out! The pre-bookable areas and equipment are: The cellar dungeon for your sole use, the Fetters Wheel room and Medical room for your sole use, the 2 private rooms, the 1st floor Gloryhole, The Fucking Machine and the multi toy Sybian. Everything else is on a first come first serve basis, so the earlier you arrive the more fun you can have across our 4 filthy floors!
So, let us know your desires or simply come along and fly by the seat of your pants and see where the night takes you!
The important stuff………..
£10 per person
£15 for non member guys
You will need a £10 cash deposit for your locker key/bar tab
Dress code is dress to impress or fetish wear if that’s your thing. No trainers/pumps/converse/expensive designer ‘trainer shoes’. No sportswear, scruffy work wear. You’re here to pull…make an effort! lol
Doors – 7.30pm til 1.30am
Last entry is 10.30pm (9.30pm for newbies)
Newbies need to pay for their entry in advance to secure their place, so PM us to sort out your payment.
If you are a member, bring your membership card with you. If you are not a member, then you will need full ID. NO ID, NO ENTRY. A photo driving licence is perfect or a passport and utility bill/formal letter.
This is NOT A GUESTLIST party, but newbies do need to be on our private list though after payment.
This is already popular as we’ve been telling our regulars about it, so don’t miss out!
See you all there
We’re so EXCITED to be hosting another one of our fabulous private parties, to be held at Townhouse on Friday 13th March 2020 – 8.30pm till 3am
***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***
This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just email Vicky, the owner of Townhouse at firstname.lastname@example.org
All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples fab profile
Newbies will need to book and pay in advance to secure a place, please contact Vicky at the email above to arrange this.
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)
Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night
Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer
We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Mr&Mrs J (AKA Beauty and the beard)
Slainte!! It’s March, and Townhouse are celebrating St Paddy’s day! Will you have the luck of the Irish at this filthy instalment of daytime debauchery? Maybe wear green or a shamrock to be sure…to be sure (grooooaaaannnn)
If you’re planning on joining us for our Paddy’s day shenanigans, please email Vicky at email@example.com and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list
Look forward to seeing you all on the 2nd!!
‘The Small Print’