MILF MONDAY “Back to school” 4th Sept

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Oh what fun we had. But, did it really turn out bad? All I learnt at school was how to bend not break the rules…….

We’re going all nostalgic this September for Milf Monday at Townhouse, and taking it back to the old school!

Flashbacks of grazed knees, pigtail pulling, knee high socks, necking behind the bike shed, detentions and a bloody good caning for you more more rebellious lot!

Perhaps you were more of a Teacher’s Pet? Head Girl/Head Boy? Always on time and willing to learn. One of those who always came prepared with a sharpened pencil and a neatly packed lunch box!

Don’t get caught wagging off from Milf Monday @TOWNHOUSE – quite simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North!

As usual we’ll have supplies available to keep up your energy levels throughout the day.

Just £10 entry for everyone

*****Ladies who come dressed in school attire will bag themselves FREE ENTRY. Think school uniforms, knee high socks, gym slips etc *****

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party; please email us at to go on our list. Please don’t hang around though as we close the list when we are full!

Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

See you there! xxx


HEADSPACE @ Townhouse ‘Auralism’ Party 25th August


What’s this event all about, I hear you say?

Primarily based on ‘Auralism’ ~ A fetish for music. You know how it makes your hair prickle?

This event is the first ever ‘Headspace’ event – An exciting new venture combining music and atmosphere exclusive to Fetlife

Play is encouraged, take opportunity of playing in a different atmosphere. Play is not compulsory, it’s your Headspace so it’s up to you 🙂 Likewise socialising, chilling and dancing is also encouraged but not compulsory, dance like no-one is watching, yet you know they are 😉

This venture is about covering costs and having an affordable night out. Any money left over will be put back into the pot for the next one. £10 on the door with £10 locker deposit which will be credited against your bar tab. Please contact The Scorpion Queen direct if you wish to take advantage of the top floor rooms as these supplements are to be paid in advance, thank you

Feed back will most definitely be welcome as we intend to hold this event again. What would you like to see, hear or feel next time?

You may discover some of the doors shut, this is purely to retain the atmosphere within the room. This does not mean the room is out of bounds unless specifically stated

The Ground Floor

Main Room – Base, pulse, beat, lights, ultraviolet, dress up, dress down = shindig (dancing, writhing, letting the hair down, snogging). Take advantage of the glow in the dark theme and the glow in the dark body painting. Does anyone fancy using glow in the dark rope in this room?

The Bar – Jim’s Trunk of Funk, Northern Soul & randomness with lashings of gin

The Jacuzzi Room – Wind down with chill out Ibiza classic tunes

The Basement

The Crypt – The Mission, The Cure, Siouxsie, 9 Inch Nails, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Marylin Manson, Killing Joke, Joy Division, The Damned, Alien Sex Fiend, Echo & the Bunnymen etc etc

First Floor

The Dungeon – Rock, rock and more rock . Headspace crew will be available to advise, assist with equipment, etc. Naturally with a backdrop of awesome music 🙂 . . . Everyone is welcome to come and go in this room but please keep the doors closed to retain the atmosphere – viewing is available through the window rather than the doorway unless of course you are utilising this room 😉

The Treatment Room

The Dark Room – Welcome to the Pleasuredome . . . The Chemical Brothers, Faithless, Gorillaz, Portishead, David Sylvian, The Human League, Frankie Goes to Holywood, Nine Inch Nails, GoldFrappe, Public Service Broadcasting, David Bowie, Prince etc – Consent is very important in this room, if someone indicates NO please respect this and move on. There will be a dayglow wrist band system in place in this room (tops, bottoms, kinksters & users with predefined purpose like couples or groups).

Chill Out Barred Area

Jim’s Jail – Be creative you out there in the chill out area

Top Floor

Second Floor Main Room – There is a £50 supplement for sole use of this room, for the entire evening

Second Floor Chill Out Room –There is a £50 supplement for sole use of this room for the entire evening

These rooms are Ideal for a group setting. Split the costs with a few of you to create your own unique Headspace – Why not take advantage of the sleepovers, make it a night.

In the event of both rooms being reserved the area beyond the banisters will be out of bounds, unless you are part of the groups that have sole use of these rooms.

Headspace crew will be dotted around. Feel free to stop anyone of us with any questions you may have

Sleepovers are available at £15 per person. Please book directly with Townhouse in advance – Payment can be made by Paypal or bank transfer. The rooms are not available until the end of the event and the club does not open until 9am the following morning, therefore you are unable to leave the club before this time. Kick out time is 11am, tea/coffee and toast provided.

If you don’t have Townhouse membership please bring a form of ID
Usual Townhouse etiquette and rules apply
Don’t mix alcohol and play. Please keep it safe, sane & consensual



It’s September and that means that the school bell is calling all you brats back to the classroom at the Townhouse school for miscreant boys and girls. I have a feeling that a reminder of the school rules will be needed after the long summer holiday and our Head Mistress will be ensuring that regulation school uniform is worn in class as well as rules upheld.

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Head Mistress will be looking to award Head Boy and Head Girl to the well behaved amongst you, so be sure to impress if you want this coveted accolade!

The cane will be on hand to control the more unruly amongst you and those who are especially disruptive will have time to think about their behaviour during time out in the basement….nobody will hear your cries in our ‘special’ seclusion room.

Our teachers have several uses for their rulers and school desks are not just for writing on….they can be very inventive.

Don’t forget an apple or toastie always goes a long way to impress our teachers 😉

So for those who want to learn the ABC of BDSM then come to the Townhouse School of Kink to learn from the best, but remember to silence those tongues whilst observing and keep those hands to yourself!

Chewing gum is not allowed
Smoking in the toilets is not allowed
Kissing behind the bike sheds is not allowed
Cheek, cussing and lewd hand gestures is not allowed
speak when your spoken to
and always address your teachers as Sir and Miss
It sounds easy doesn’t it? But historically we know that the beginning of term means chaos and mayhem, so I can feel an awful lot of punishments and lessons will be needed to get you all in line.

1st September 8.30pm…be there or your parents are getting a letter home!

Lady C

50 Shades of Wahay – Swinging/Fetish Crossover Party 2nd September

Townhouse Fetish/Swinging Crossover events are back with a vengeance! Our last event was a capacity party and a massive success so if you have a BDSM/Fetish itch that you would like to scratch, then you MUST get along to this party!! But even if you don’t have a fetish itch, this is still a great swinging party!

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So what’s it all about??……
This is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards. Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.

Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm with a talk about basic bondage and ties that can be used in any environment…who needs special equipment and expensive leather restraints? These are great but in the heat of the moment, grab that neck tie and use some basic tricks to spice things up! So our demo team will be using rope and other things to hand and will go over some techniques, then they will be taking groups of people who want to be hands on and showing you close up, how to do quick and easy ties and bondage techniques. This is will be fun and informative as well as super sexy!

There will be lots of other types of BDSM play taking place around the club and you are very welcome to observe.

As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolicks! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetish wear is more than ok!!! lol

Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership; there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!


Cheers to the New Year!

When you think of YMCA, you think mad, camp, crazy 70’s DISCO!! Well that is what we’re all about on 26th August!! We’re going back in time to sequins, flares, big hair and the Village People!!!

The Village people were known for their camp personas…the Indian, builder, sailor, cowboy, cop and leather guy…so let’s use them as inspiration and get some costumes together. You haven’t got to go the whole hog, just accessories are fine, but we will be handing out free entries to the best dressed!! Have some fun, lose your inhibitions and be a free spirit of the 70’s for one night only!

Our DJ will be with us, getting you up on that dance floor….songs such as Blame it on the Boogie, DISCO, Saturday Night Fever and of course YMCA should give you an idea of what to expect.

It’s all about having fun, having a laugh at ourselves and meeting some new, fun loving friends to take up stairs later!!

Be warned though…70’s fanny growlers are not allowed!!! I don’t expect you to take the 70’s theme that far, but big porn star moustaches are fine!! lol

The usual Saturday night prices apply and we only have 8 single guy places for established members, so get in touch asap to snap one up!!

So come and join us for what is going to be an amazing night of fun, filth and feckin hilarious costumes!!!


Young & Hung Big Party 24th August

Mrs Pro Blow likes her guys Young and Hung and has decided it’s time to throw another private party at Townhouse.  The last Young and Hung party was a huge success and super busy!!! We were full of gorgeous ladies looking for young, hot studs….So dont be shy come and join us for some fun!



Young & Hung….

I’m calling on all hunky young studs who think they can handle confident, experienced females…I’m Inviting all the MILFs, Cougars and women who, like myself, enjoy men of a certain age, endowment and stamina.

‘Young’ …for this event I have a 35 and under age limit on Single guys. Age limit does not apply to couples.

‘Hung’ …I won’t be measuring but I may have to have a close inspection…it’s the perk of being a host, to be first to check out what’s on offer  If you think you have what it takes, then this event is for you. Prove to us that young studs and toy boys can keep our ladies satisfied…you won’t regret it

Entry requirements.

You DO NOT need to be a member of club but will need to bring two forms of ID. Couples we ask that you are an established/verified couple on the likes of Fab Swingers or hold a Townhouse Couples membership.

The event runs from 19:30 – 01:30am

This is a private event so all names need to be on the guest list so add your name by contacting us at

Ladies are free of charge

£10 per couple

£10 Single Guy (Townhouse Member)

£20 Single Guy (Non Member)

As this is a private event and cheap entry I ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and instead purchase from the very well stocked, subsidised bar. You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.

If you have any questions, just get in touch!


Kinky Karaoke – Summer Tunes @ Townhouse Thursday 10th August

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Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing himself! Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘Summer Tunes’ to celebrate Holiday season. So think Don Henley ‘Boys of Summer,’ some cheesy euro holiday pop or Californian surf songs, a bit of reggae or time to sit back and unwind with some Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince? Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID; please email to book in. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst; there’s also  a £10 locker key deposit.


The Wirral Munch – BDSM Social 10th October


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Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!

Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the red Lion!

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.

We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

Here are all of your dates for the rest of the year:

14th November

12th December

Allure 39 & Under Party Friday 18th August @ Townhouse

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This is a private party for those aged 39 and under who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd/vibe. There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling filthy, there will be plenty of play too!

On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am
£5 per female
£20 per couple
£30 per guy (Limited to 6)

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge, Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked direct by emailing

As this is a private event and cheaper entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please email us. The guestlist is already MASSIVE after the huge success of the last Allure and we are expecting a capacity crowd

See you there


WHIMPER! FemDom Event 13th August

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 With a club full of Female Dominants, only obedient submissives need attend. No pussys, no ditherers, no brats, no topping from the bottom. This event is for those who adore Dominant women, believe in Female supremacy and live to please.

submissives: male or female, it really doesn’t matter. Experience doesn’t matter either, just a natural submissive tendency will suffice. Boundaries will be respected. Safe words will be given. you will walk out in once piece. Marks don’t need to happen. We will not tolerate needy subs who think that play is a given and have an expectation from our Dominants. If you are selected for play, it is a bonus. Pestering and following will not be tolerated. There will be no sexual services so don’t ask or you will be escorted off the premises. you are there for Our pleasure, not the other way around.

Dominants: We already have 10 confirmed Female Dominants who are all different in their interests and approach. All are experienced and most have worked professionally as well as being lifestyle Dominants. We would love more Ladies to join us on the day and we would particularly love to welcome new Dominants along who would like to learn and take part; I like to double Domme with new Mistresses.

Experienced Mistresses are very welcome and if You have a sub that You would also like to bring along, that is fine. They can be exclusive to You or shared; of course the choice is Yours.

The event will not be structured and no paid services will be offered. It’s all about our Dommes taking control, taking a sub (s) and putting them through their paces.

This event is open to non members; just bring ID.

Entry prices:
All submissives £15, Female Dominants are obviously free!
The event runs from 2pm until 8pm.

Dress code is fetish wear or all dark clothing

See you there xx