Couples and Single Ladies Party 10th Nov

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Couples and females sexy slumber party. Get your sexy PJ’s on and chill out, chat and get naughty with each other in our special slumber party dens.

As always we have snacks for you all to nibble on (as well as each other). Townhouse has a fully licensed, well stocked bar. ALL drinks must be purchased from Townhouse. There is 3 floors for all you naughty people to explore.

Doors open at 8.30pm, last entry is 10.30pm. Closing time is 3am.

ALL COUPLES & FEMALES welcome, if your not members you will need 2 forms of ID with you for entry.

This is GUEST LIST ONLY.. If you would like to attend then email

If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask.
£20 per couple
£10 for ladies
£15 for overnight stays if you want to make a night of it!
We look forward to seeing you all there. Sassy & Stu


FREE Kinky Karaoke @ Townhouse 9th Nov

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Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and he may indulge in a little singing himself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘DUETS’.  Let’s break the ice and pair people up. You can select your own singing partner or put your name down and I will match you up. You don’t even have to sing a duet, simply share a song, share the limelight, then share your partner ? No excuses for not taking part as you can literally hand hold and hide behind your singing buddy.
Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list below and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. It’s a £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down and we’ll see you there.

MILF MONDAY ‘Charlottes Masked Birthday Party’ 6th Nov

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Hello again Ladies and Gentlemen. You are all cordially invited to attend November’s filthy Milf Monday @TOWNHOUSE- Simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North!

So it’s my birthday!! And what better way to celebrate than with a lavish soirèe in my favourite club?!

I’m a huge fan of big, beautiful balls so that’s why we’re rolling with a mysterious masked ball theme this month. I’m thinking more masquerade and Venetian style masks rather than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Scream. Although feel free to style it out your own way!

Just £10 entry for everyone
***** Any of our ladies who come in masks will bag themselves FREE ENTRY***** Why not go one step further and dig out your favourite posh frock? I’m always so impressed by the efforts that some of you go to for our themed events. Absolutely amazing! Men are certainly encouraged to wear masks too. It would very much add to the intrigue!

If you’d like to attend then please email us and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our “Masked Birthday Ball” MILF MONDAY!

The not so small print….
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

50 Shades of Wahay Swinging/Fetish Crossover Party 4th Nov

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Our 50 Shades nights ARE FANTASTIC!!!!Established 3 years ago in one of the best fetish venues in the North, our 50 Shades night are responsible for dragging lots of swingers over the to the ‘dark side’

This is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards. Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.

Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm with a very brief chat on etiquette while you are playing and observing. At 10.30pm we are being treated to an erotic wax demo in the main lounge. This is something that you could try at home and it’s a great way of enjoying a D/s exchange without the stereotypical bondage, pain, humiliation that people seem to expect! lol

The open play occurring on the night will include things such as flogging and other forms of impact. As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolics! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetishwear is more than ok!!! lol Our usual dress down after 11pm is slightly relaxed for fetishists as their dress down is fetishwear or all dark clothing but their play will be centred around our BDSM facilities not necessarily the playrooms.

Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership; there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also our demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!

See you all there and if I can find a willing victim or two, my floggers will be getting an airing!xxx

Sneak preview of our Halloween installations

We go all out at Townhouse for Halloween and today we started the 3 days process of setting up our installations which will be seen throughout the whole club! We started outside and you will see this as you walk onto the premises! lol  We had a LOT of fun doing this!

Join us for our main Halloween party on 28th October to see the rest of the completed set up for yourself!


NEW YEARS EVE PARTY!!! @ Townhouse

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Out with the old and in with the new, if you’re up for a party, then Townhouse is for you!

So pucker up your lips and wear your best togs, coz you’re in for a treat and more than just snogs.

Luxuries, treats and bubbles will be served, by a waiter who is sexy so he’ll expect to be perved.

Our playrooms will be filled with horny swingers to the brim, so expect there to be filth and plenty of bare skin.

At the stroke of midnight, Vicky will announce, the coming of the new year, so get them lips ready to pounce.

Raise your glasses to a year of sexy memories to store and welcome in a new one to make many more.

Townhouse is a home to many of you, so what better place to party and bid the year adieu, than with Vicky and Jim and all of the crew…..maybe try something new and sample a gin or two?

December 31st is the date, don’t forget it. Buy your ticket real quick coz if you don’t you’ll regret it!!

Fine detail –

Tickets only –

£25/ couple, £30/ guy, £10 TGirls, £5 / female

NY Resolution ‘last binge bars’ – Bubble bar, Shot waitress, carb corner and cake corner

Dress to impress, dress down to express

Doors 8.30pm LAST ENTRY 10pm!

All alcohol and soft drinks bought from our bar only

Vic and Jim xxxxxxx

Leather and Lace ROCK NIGHT 2nd Nov

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Calling all rockers, punks and metal heads. On Thursday, 2nd Nov, I will holding a party for all swingers and fetishists who like their music loud, guitar driven and a bit shouty.

As this is the first one, the format will be kept simple, just like a normal club night, socialising, dancing and shagging, but we’ll be playing an eclectic mix of rock, punk and metal genres throughout the club. Think Faith No More, Rob Zombie, Greenday, All Time Low, Offspring, Metallica, Type O Negative, Less than Jake, Slayer, Kiss, NIN, ACDC, Ozzy, Nirvana, Queens of the stone age, Scorpions, Placebo, Gary Numan, Steel Panther etc etc… I’m also open to suggestions to add to the play list, so anything you would like to hear, add it here or on a message.

Dress code, I want to be a bit more relaxed, though totally encourage having a theme for your outfit, think Sex Pistols, Motley Cruel, Kiss, Gwar! So leather, lace, latex, studs, Doc martens, spandex, big hair, tight jeans, monster costumes… Dress to impress but band t-shirts at a bare minimum. Don’t forget upstairs there will be the usual dress down enforced. Fet players are fine in ALL BLACK, though fetish wear is encouraged. No sports wear or normal trainers, but skater boys and girls will be fine in skate shoes…

The event is open to members and Non-members alike. To come along all you need to do is message me, or comment on this thread and ask to go down on the list. Entry is £10 per person, plus a £10 deposit for your locker key and bar tab.

Non-members must bring two forms of ID (picture and address, both of you if a couple) Members should remember cards or bring ID if you can’t find them. Non-members MUST be on the guestlist. Newbies are asked to arrive before 9:30 so they can be given a tour. Absolute last entry is 11pm.

Unfortunately you won’t be able to bring your own booze to this one but the club has a well stocked bar, and really good prices, i.e. £2.20 for a beer or cider, £3.50 for a double Gordons gin and tonic or £7 for a double premium, gin and tonic

There are no overnight stays available for this one, but there are a number of hotel options a short taxi ride away, just ask for suggestions.

Young and Hung 26th October

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So, you want to visit Townhouse but don’t want to be the only young buck at the party? Worried that you’re too shy to get the attention of the ladies? Or maybe you’re a confident young stud who doesn’t want to be seen as cocky?

Then this party for you!!! Young guys will be the centre of attention on this night…our ladies want YOU!

This party is for guys aged 35 and under who love the thought of being surrounded by milfs, cougars and hotwives.

We want guys with stamina, charm and wit who love a flirt, have an appetite for the alluring lady and are looking to show us a good time.
Ladies what more could you want than a club full of hot young men jostling for your attention. Hot, young, willing guys all ready to ravish you with their stamina and charm.

I’m calling on all hunky young studs who think they can handle confident, experienced females… bulls looking for a hotwife craving a younger guy

I’m Inviting all the MILFs, Cougars, Ladies, Hotwives, Cuckold couples who, like myself, enjoy men of a certain age, endowment and stamina.

‘Young’ …for this event I have a 35 and under age limit on Single guys. Age limit does not apply to couples.

‘Hung’ …I won’t be measuring but I may have to have a close inspection…it’s the perk of being a host, to be first to check out what’s on offer

If you think you have what it takes, then this event is for you. Prove to us that young studs and toy boys can keep our ladies satisfied…you won’t regret it

Entry requirements.

You DO NOT need to be a member of club but will need to bring two forms of ID.

Couples we ask that you are an established/verified couple on FAB or hold a Townhouse Couples membership.

The event runs from 19:30 – 01:30am

This is a private event so all names need to be on the guest list so add your name by emailing us

£5 single ladies
£10 per couple
£10 Single Guy (Townhouse Member)
£20 Single Guy (Non Member)

As this is a private event and cheap entry I ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and instead purchase from the very well stocked, subsidised bar.

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.

Contact myself or Townhousetwosome with any questions you have.

Looking forward to seeing you all again
Mrs Pro Blow x

FREE Entry Pub Night 24th Oct – ALL WELCOME

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Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nans age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!!  As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.

If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!

So Tuesday 24th October @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me 😊

Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks 😉

Free air guitar with every bottle of bud

See you there!


Allure 3.0 – 39 and Under Party Friday 20th October

This is our 3rd party for those aged 39 and under who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd/vibe. There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling filthy, there will be plenty of play too!

On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am
£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couples membership with the club or a verified couples account)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6)

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge. Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
*Can we please ask that you dispose of condoms in the bins provided in each of the rooms*

Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked direct with us at

As this is a private event and cheaper entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please add your name by emailing us

See you there!