TOWNHOUSE ‘TAKEOVER’ Thursday 5th March 2020

What’s a takeover?

It’s a night where anything goes!! For one night, we are handing over the club to you! EVERYONE is welcome, whether you are a swinger, fetishist, newbie, experienced player or just a kinky fucker trying to find their way in the lifestyle.

Nothing is out of bounds and all forms of consensual play is encouraged…anywhere and everywhere! (Still no sex in the hot tub though; it play’s havoc with the filters!!) No themes, no style, no prerequisites…it’s your club, you take it over.

Been trying to arrange a meet, but neither can accommodate? Townhouse is here for you. You can use it how you want, no membership required! Come in, have a drink, relax with your meet and use the facilities.

Do you have a BDSM fantasy, but don’t feel comfortable visiting a full on BDSM night? This is the night for you! We will grant you access to the cellar dungeon if you wish!

Maybe you have a hotel hot wife fantasy? Well you can use the club as your hotel! We have private rooms available and our hosts will ensure that you have exclusive use to carry out your fantasy for an allotted time.

Are gangbangs, girl girl, gloryholes, bukkake or pegging part of your ultimate fantasy? Then gather your filthy friends and head over and maybe make some new ones ??

I’m sure there are parents out there who adore noisy sex and wandering around naked, but the teens may not approve?! Well you can let rip and raise our roof if you want…no need to swing, just fuck each other’s brains out in the knowledge that the kids won’t walk in! lol

Townhouse is all about no pressure, so there are no expectations. If you want to go with the flow and not pre-plan, then that’s totally fine! Sometimes the best nights are the unplanned ones! But if you have a filthy fantasy friendship circle, looking for the right venue and event to let loose, then you can’t get better than the Townhouse Takeover to explore!

Our hosts will be on hand to help you make use of our amazing facilities and book in to use specialist areas and equipment if they are in demand…we don’t want you to lose out! The pre-bookable areas and equipment are: The cellar dungeon for your sole use, the Fetters Wheel room and Medical room for your sole use, the 2 private rooms, the 1st floor Gloryhole, The Fucking Machine and the multi toy Sybian. Everything else is on a first come first serve basis, so the earlier you arrive the more fun you can have across our 4 filthy floors!

So, let us know your desires or simply come along and fly by the seat of your pants and see where the night takes you!

The important stuff………..
Entry Prices
£10 per person
£15 for non member guys
You will need a £10 cash deposit for your locker key/bar tab

Dress code is dress to impress or fetish wear if that’s your thing. No trainers/pumps/converse/expensive designer ‘trainer shoes’. No sportswear, scruffy work wear. You’re here to pull…make an effort! lol

Doors – 7.30pm til 1.30am
Last entry is 10.30pm (9.30pm for newbies)

Newbies need to pay for their entry in advance to secure their place, so PM us to sort out your payment.

If you are a member, bring your membership card with you. If you are not a member, then you will need full ID. NO ID, NO ENTRY. A photo driving licence is perfect or a passport and utility bill/formal letter.

This is NOT A GUESTLIST party, but newbies do need to be on our private list though after payment.

This is already popular as we’ve been telling our regulars about it, so don’t miss out!
See you all there

COUPLES & SINGLE LADIES Party with Beauty & the Beard 13th March

We’re so EXCITED to be hosting another one of our fabulous private parties, to be held at Townhouse on Friday 13th March 2020 – 8.30pm till 3am

***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***

This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just email Vicky, the owner of Townhouse at

All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples fab profile

Newbies will need to book and pay in advance to secure a place, please contact Vicky at the email above to arrange this.

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted

Entry Prices:
£20 Couples
£10 Females
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)

Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night

Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer

We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Mr&Mrs J (AKA Beauty and the beard)

MILF Monday @ Townhouse ‘The Paddy’s Day One’ 2nd March 10.30am – 3.30pm

Slainte!! It’s March, and Townhouse are celebrating St Paddy’s day! Will you have the luck of the Irish at this filthy instalment of daytime debauchery? Maybe wear green or a shamrock to be sure…to be sure (grooooaaaannnn)

If you’re planning on joining us for our Paddy’s day shenanigans, please email Vicky at and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list

Look forward to seeing you all on the 2nd!!
‘The Small Print’

The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm

We try to cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses in and around Union Street. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

SILENT DISCO Swinging Party @ Townhouse 14th March 2020

This is a night NOT TO BE MISSED!! After the MASSIVE success of our last event, we can’t wait to do it all again!

So what is this all about?….

If you have been to music festivals, you will know exactly how mindblowing this is! Basically we have an amazing smoke and light show along with DJ Climax who will be pumping some old school dance music, backlit with inspiring visuals on our massive projector screen. The twist is that everybody will be given a special set of headphones to have the music transmitted straight to them and to the outside world, you will be dancing and raving to a silent room, but to you guys, you will be raving to an amazing music set which will get your body moving and your pulses racing! We will also be offering you the chance to have some body painting done, UV if you fancy and we will be providing glo sticks/jewellery for that cheesy edge! lol

The dresscode for the night will be either clubbing gear or immediate dress down so you are ready to get sweaty on the dancefloor and then sweaty in the playrooms. This night is all about the Music, Fun and Filth and it’s just £10 per person!!!!! (Max 8 guys who must be members). You can buy your advance tickets easily via paypal or bank transfer, just email me to book at or you can pay via our box office here…an admin fee applies if you use the box office.  If you prefer to pay on the door, it’s £15 per person.

Doors will open at 8.30pm and the silent disco will start at 9.30pm til 12.30am which gives you plenty of time to take things upstairs afterwards; Last entry is 10.30pm on this night. We will require a £15 deposit on this night for your bar tab and the headset. The £15 will be offset against your bar bill with any difference refunded when the headset is returned and checked for damage.

What are you waiting for? Get those tickets booked and start counting down the days!

See you there

Vicky xxxxx

PLEASUREDROME! Clubbing @ Townhouse 29th February 2020

Welcome to the Pleasuredrome!!!

Townhouse presents the Pleasuredrome Clubbing night, taking you back to the days of super clubs in the 90’s and 00’s when dancing til your feet fell off was standard.

Our entire groundfloor will be a dancefloor, with music from the 90’s and 00’s pumping throughout….you won’t be able to sit still! The main lounge will be the UV area with inspiring visuals, snacks to keep you going and glo sticks/jewellery/glasses. The bar will be your refreshment area with sparkly, shimmering drink options and of course, cocktails. We will have free shots on offer too if you can’t stop dancing long enough for a proper drink!

As this is a clubbing night, it would be great to see you all in clubbing gear, white/UV or bare as you dare with body paints and gems! Just go for it and light up the room!

If you want some time out from the music and some convo with our other sexy guests, then our chill out ‘Catacomb’ lounge will be open in the basement or you can head out to our newly refurbed and heated courtyard outside.

If you’re feeling frisky, then our dancefloor isn’t just for dancing…. Just sayin’ 😉 But if you want to channel you inner porn star, the feel free to get your filth on upstairs in our many playrooms.

Tell your mates, grab your most revealing outfit, get creative with your body glitter and let’s dance like everybody is watching! Lol


The stuff you need to know

Entry Prices
£25 couple
£10 females/TGirls
£30 for single guys (must be a member and we allow a max of 8 guys)
A £10 CASH deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab but your entry and bar balance can be paid by card if you wish.

Overnights are available for £15 per person and these can be booked directly with us.


Doors 8.30pm til 3am, last entry is 11pm or 9.30pm for newbies.

Don’t forget your membership cards or full ID if you are not members – Accepted ID can be found on the Useful Info page on our super doper website.

See you all there!
Vic and Jim xxx

Bi-Tastic Bi Party @ Townhouse 28th February 2020

Back ‘Bi’ popular demand is our ‘Bi-tastic’ Bi Play Party @Townhouse on Friday 28th February 8.30pm – 3.00am.

This event is for bi, bi curious, gay, lesbian or trans guests and open to couples, girls, t-girls and guys. If you are a couple, then both of you must be bi, bi curious, gay, lesbian or trans; it would be preferable if you have a profile on a swinging site stating your sexual preferences to ensure we offer a truly bi inclusive event.

Set over 3 floors we have numerous playrooms, some with themes, some private rooms and some with an anything goes vibe. This is an event where you shouldn’t feel the need to hide away!

On the 1st floor the popular dark room will be back with glow in the dark condoms; feel free to take full advantage of the glory holes too! 😉

On the 2nd floor will be the ‘Naughty boys’ room where a Male Volunteer will be enjoying a Bukakke scene, so if any guys fancy fulfilling a fantasy or even helping our volunteer fulfil his, then this is the room for you! Let’s see how many guys we can get involved and break our club record!! Speaking of fantasies, let us know if you want to indulge in your own fantasy and we can help to make it happen! If the naughty boys room is too hot to handle, then just across the landing is our free-for-all Orgy room…. anything goes in here!!

On the ground floor there will be a watersports zone in the gents loo for ALL to enjoy, no explanation needed!! ;-P Also on the ground floor is our wet area with sauna and jacuzzi if you fancy a chill out.

Once again, this is an immediate dress down event so we anticipate an early start to the filth!

Let’s make this a Party to remember!!!!!! 😉

Nikki and Mike xxxx


The stuff you need to know………..

This is a guestlist party, so please email Vicky at to go on the private list.

Non-members are welcome but you will need full ID to gain entry. We accept either a photo driving licence OR a passport and a utility bill/formal letter with your current address on it. Members can just bring along your membership card.

Newbies will need to pay for their entrance in advance and this can be easily arranged via the email above.

The last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies. You will be greeted by our super friendly (and a little bit filthy) team who will be delighted to give our newbies the grand tour of the club.

Entry prices:
Couples £20
Guys members £20 Non-members £25
Girls £10
TV/TS £10

You will need to pay a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill when you leave. You can still pay your entry and bar balance by card if you wish
You can purchase all your drinks from the reasonable priced bar, so please leave all drinks at home. We will also have nibbles to keep your energy levels up!! 😉

Condoms and lube are provided free of charge and just £1 fee for a towel but feel free to bring your own.

Overnight stays will be available at £15pp which includes tea or coffee & toast in the morning. Book directly on the email above and the payment methods will be sent across

Krazy Nights Parties Presents ‘Kinky Comics’ Marvel & DC Event @ Townhouse 27th February 2020

Krazy Nights does … Kinky Comics! Thursday 27th February 7.30pm – 1.30am

Swingers Assemble!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No … it’s a bunch of hot, sexy swingers having a good fucking time!
We’d love for you all to join us for our first party of 2020 … Kinky Comics!

Whether you come along as your favourite superhero or most evil villain, we can’t wait to see you get down and dirty with the best of them!

It won’t take X-Ray Vision to see you are up to no good ??

So dig out your capes and spandex ready for an evening of filthy fun – SHAZAM!

We will have an arrival drink waiting, there will be party games and a MARVELous prize for best dressed on the night.

We would love for everyone to join us and dress for the evening but there is no pressure, usual attire is welcome.

Our fabswingers accounts are: Valhallas Finest & Rider TH

We can’t wait to see you soon!

Love your friendly neighbourhood swingers,

The Krazy Nights Team x


Females & T-Girls: £10
Couples: £20
Males: £20 Members // £25 Non-members


Doors – 7.30pm until 1.30am. Last entry is 10.30pm, 9.30pm for Newbies so you can get a full club tour.

If you aren’t dressing up then there is a strict dress code – NO ripped jeans, NO sportswear and NO trainers/pumps/converse (incl £400 designer trainer shoes!! lol)

A £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Entry fee and bar bills can still be paid by card.

**NEWBIES – will need to contact the club directly to pre-pay your entry fee. Please contact Vicky at to arrange this**

If you are not a Townhouse member then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID and one address ID). Members please bring your club membership card or ID.

From January 1st vaping is no longer permitted inside the club but we have a newly refurbed smoking area on site.

PLEASURE CHEST Pegging Party @ Townhouse 23rd February 2020

Are you begging for a pegging? Or just want to try something new?
Well we have the event just for you!

Presenting our very own Pleasure Chest – The ultimate toy and strap on play experience.

An afternoon of fun and the opportunity to try out many different toys.

This is the chance to come and see what it’s all about and get in on the action, you never know what you might find.

Don’t be shy, give it a try!

Bring along your own toys or feel free to try out some our collection from the Townhouse Pleasure Chest… Sybian, Fuck Machine & Drilldo to name a few!

Doors open at 4pm with last entry at 7pm – Newbies please arrive by 5:30pm for your tour of the club so we can help you settle in.

Dress code is smart casual – no sportswear or trainers allowed in the club please.

For those who are brave enough, an early dress down is encouraged although not compulsory – we will be dressed down to get the party started donning our sexy strap ons.

Ladies £10
T Girls £10
Couples £20
Guys (Members) £20
Guys (Non Members) £25

We will offer a cheaper entry of £8 for any lady who arrives wearing her strap on!

Please bring along appropriate ID – Members will need their membership card, non members are required to bring photo ID and proof of address – driving licence is perfect as this shows both.

A £10 CASH deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab. Your entry and bar balance can be settled on card or cash. You can also instant pay by your phone.

Towels are available from reception for £1.

Smoking and vaping is now only allowed in the newly refurbished patio area.

The guestlist for this event will be kept private as not everyone wants to add their name onto the forum so please feel free to message any of us direct to be added onto the list.

We look forward to seeing you all there!

Little Vixen, Naughty Nancy and Rider.

Find us all on fabswingers as:
Rider TH

FUNISHMENTS BDSM Event @ Townhouse 9th February 2020

If you don’t know what Funishments is, where have you been? See the details at the bottom of this post for full info.

For this event we will be opening the guest list up. So feel free to add yourself to the list by emailing Vicky at

The Funishments team will be there to talk about the game and they will have sets available to buy. They will be holding organised games for people to watch and join in (if they wish). These will be taster games. So nothing too heavy.

We ask that everyone tries to get there as close to 2pm as possible as the doors will be locked and no entry after 3pm. We will be setting the demo games up at 3:30pm if you’d like to get involved.

Due to the nature of this event alcohol will not be served until 5:30pm. We also ask that people don’t have any alcohol before they arrive.

We will be taking up some of the rooms for our organised games. However if you’d prefer to set up your own game up or just do your own scene that’s fine, the rest of the club will be open and available for use.

Standard fet event rules apply. Dress code will be all black or fetish wear.

Entry fee is £10 per person if paid in advance (email for details on how to pay)
£15 on the door. You will also need to bring £10 CASH for your locker key/bar tab deposit.

If you are new to the club you will need to bring 2 forms of ID or a photo driving licence alone is fine if you have one.



With a quick roll of the dice you can go from a boring mundane vanilla afternoon to a fun filled kink impact session with your Dom(me)/Sub or a group of kinky friends.
This game is best played with groups of 4-8

It is simple to play and does what it says on the tin “Funishments” “Fun-Punishments”
scenes can be very enjoyable and quite intense, so depending on the ‘level’ you would like your scene will depend on how you choose to play
(We have a guideline but when it comes to it “YOUR SCENE IS YOUR SCENE”)

We have different levels from sensual to outright sadistic, Dd/lg to Puppy play
(Message for availability)

Impact (Standard set) 3 DICE
For those that enjoy and have SadoMasochistic personalities. There are many different types of impact play and we have chosen 6 variants for you to try during your play

Sensation (Add-on) 1 Die (NOW AVAILABLE)
For those that enjoy the power dynamic of using temperature, texture and noise, or lack there of to heighten their experience during a scene

Fearless (Add-on) 1 DIE
Do you crave bruises/marks/screams/tears/pain and POWER, do you wish to taste the deliciousness that can be the sudden sound of a masochist taking a sudden intake of breath knowing that they/you are experiencing the acts of a SADIST. if so FEARLESS is for you!

We are constantly developing our games and in due course will be bringing out other versions of our game. CAN’T FIND WHAT YOU WANT? MESSAGE US, IF WE BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME!!!

LEATHER & LACE Rock Night @ Townhouse 22nd February 2020

Leather & Lace, the best rock night for swingers & kinksters, is back for another year of hard rocking and fucking debauchery.

To start the year off, we’re gonna keep it simple and return to the roots of L&L. Just a collection of amazing playlists, music videos and a fantastic vibe, to rock the socks off your Saturday night.

When it comes to music, think – Faith No More, Rob Zombie, Greenday, All Time Low, Offspring, Metallica, Type O Negative, Less than Jake, Slayer, Kiss, NIN, ACDC, Ozzy, Nirvana, Queens of the stone age, Scorpions, Placebo, Gary Numan, Steel Panther etc etc… But as always, I’m also open to suggestions, so anything you would like to hear, add it here or on a message to me.

Entry is £25 for couples, £5 for single ladies, £10 for TV’s.  Single guys are £30, and must be a member of the club, don’t forget being Saturday there are only 8 single guy places so get on the list early.

If you’re new to the club we’ll ask you to go on our newbies list and pre pay your entry, please contact me direct to arrange at

As well as your entry, we take a £10 locker deposit, which is offset against your bar bill, this HAS to be payed by CASH, but you can pay your entry and final bar bill on card if you wish

Dress code is a little more open for this night, anything from extreme black metal looks to just being chilled in a band t-shirt to throwing on a mask and cosplaying slipknot It’s all totally cool for L&L. Skate shoes are allowed, as are ripped jeans for those punks out there. Just no running trainers or sports wear, unless it’s a gold three stripe tracky!! If you’re unsure, just think dress to impress.

All attendees must bring membership cards or valid ID (picture part drivers licence is perfect, otherwise Passport and utility bill)

Doors open at 8:30pm.
Last entry is 10:30pm and newbies must arrive before 9:30pm to be shown around.

I for one, can’t wait to get the ball rolling on another year of awesome rock nights \”/