It’s time for another exciting instalment of CLUSTERFUCK and we are back at Townhouse on Friday 27th March!
January Clusterfuck was a full capacity event so to save any disappointment and the dreaded FOMO, you are advised to get your name on the guest list ASAP! Contact Vicky, the owner at firstname.lastname@example.org
The ever popular Czech Gloryholes will be making a return for anyone who wants to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety of course..no bag, no shag).
Please step forward if you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny individuals have their wicked way. Also, if any couples have a fantasy of seeing their partner in the Gloryholes while you conduct the proceedings or just simply ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!
If the Czech Gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! As always, Townhouse events are LGBTQ+ friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate any mixed, same sex or anything goes fuckery!
For any newbies, we’ll be more than happy to show you around on the night to get you settled in. Townhouse is an elegant club with first class facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a great mix of large open group play rooms, intimate areas and private rooms for you to fulfill your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, the newly refurbed lounge, hot tub and sauna.
Doors open at 20:30 and closing time is 03:00
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers/pumps/trainer shoes permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out the Fab Swingers Club Directory for the ‘Townhouse Wirral’
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your photo driving licence or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill.
Members simply need to show their membership card.
Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked directly with the club. Either give them a call or message them on the club profile “Townhouse Twosome”
**Small Changes for the New Year**
NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please contact the club directly as you will need to pay your full entry price ahead of the event to secure your place. Contact Vicky at the email above
Guests will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar. The deposit is offset against your bar bill at the end.
Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.
We are looking forward to seeing you there!!!
LittleVixen & SiandJane
Curvy is definitely the new Black!
Can you believe that it’s 2 years since I started hosting Buxom Babes??!! That has flown by, and I think it’s a milestone worth celebrating!!
So this month, it’s an anniversary party!! Get out your glad rags, I want to see you all in your party best!! Guys, we want you suited & booted for this one … and ladies, let’s see those party frocks, elegant gowns or LBD’s!!
There will be party games & a couple of prizes to be won, so this is one you do not want to miss!!
As always, this event is not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome
As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
‘The Small Print’
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30
For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
The entry fee for this event is now a flat rate of £10 per person for ladies, couples and single guys with club memberships.
For non-member single guys, it’s £20
Anyone visiting the club for the first time will need to contact the club directly & pay in advance to secure a place on the guest list; please contact Vicky at email@example.com
You will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving licence or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.
Look forward to seeing you there!!
What’s a takeover?
It’s a night where anything goes!! For one night, we are handing over the club to you! EVERYONE is welcome, whether you are a swinger, fetishist, newbie, experienced player or just a kinky fucker trying to find their way in the lifestyle.
Nothing is out of bounds and all forms of consensual play is encouraged…anywhere and everywhere! (Still no sex in the hot tub though; it play’s havoc with the filters!!) No themes, no style, no prerequisites…it’s your club, you take it over.
Been trying to arrange a meet, but neither can accommodate? Townhouse is here for you. You can use it how you want, no membership required! Come in, have a drink, relax with your meet and use the facilities.
Do you have a BDSM fantasy, but don’t feel comfortable visiting a full on BDSM night? This is the night for you! We will grant you access to the cellar dungeon if you wish!
Maybe you have a hotel hot wife fantasy? Well you can use the club as your hotel! We have private rooms available and our hosts will ensure that you have exclusive use to carry out your fantasy for an allotted time.
Are gangbangs, girl girl, gloryholes, bukkake or pegging part of your ultimate fantasy? Then gather your filthy friends and head over and maybe make some new ones ??
I’m sure there are parents out there who adore noisy sex and wandering around naked, but the teens may not approve?! Well you can let rip and raise our roof if you want…no need to swing, just fuck each other’s brains out in the knowledge that the kids won’t walk in! lol
Townhouse is all about no pressure, so there are no expectations. If you want to go with the flow and not pre-plan, then that’s totally fine! Sometimes the best nights are the unplanned ones! But if you have a filthy fantasy friendship circle, looking for the right venue and event to let loose, then you can’t get better than the Townhouse Takeover to explore!
Our hosts will be on hand to help you make use of our amazing facilities and book in to use specialist areas and equipment if they are in demand…we don’t want you to lose out! The pre-bookable areas and equipment are: The cellar dungeon for your sole use, the Fetters Wheel room and Medical room for your sole use, the 2 private rooms, the 1st floor Gloryhole, The Fucking Machine and the multi toy Sybian. Everything else is on a first come first serve basis, so the earlier you arrive the more fun you can have across our 4 filthy floors!
So, let us know your desires or simply come along and fly by the seat of your pants and see where the night takes you!
The important stuff………..
£10 per person
£15 for non member guys
You will need a £10 cash deposit for your locker key/bar tab
Dress code is dress to impress or fetish wear if that’s your thing. No trainers/pumps/converse/expensive designer ‘trainer shoes’. No sportswear, scruffy work wear. You’re here to pull…make an effort! lol
Doors – 7.30pm til 1.30am
Last entry is 10.30pm (9.30pm for newbies)
Newbies need to pay for their entry in advance to secure their place, so PM us to sort out your payment.
If you are a member, bring your membership card with you. If you are not a member, then you will need full ID. NO ID, NO ENTRY. A photo driving licence is perfect or a passport and utility bill/formal letter.
This is NOT A GUESTLIST party, but newbies do need to be on our private list though after payment.
This is already popular as we’ve been telling our regulars about it, so don’t miss out!
See you all there
We’re so EXCITED to be hosting another one of our fabulous private parties, to be held at Townhouse on Friday 13th March 2020 – 8.30pm till 3am
***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***
This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just email Vicky, the owner of Townhouse at firstname.lastname@example.org
All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples fab profile
Newbies will need to book and pay in advance to secure a place, please contact Vicky at the email above to arrange this.
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)
Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night
Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer
We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Mr&Mrs J (AKA Beauty and the beard)
Slainte!! It’s March, and Townhouse are celebrating St Paddy’s day! Will you have the luck of the Irish at this filthy instalment of daytime debauchery? Maybe wear green or a shamrock to be sure…to be sure (grooooaaaannnn)
If you’re planning on joining us for our Paddy’s day shenanigans, please email Vicky at email@example.com and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list
Look forward to seeing you all on the 2nd!!
‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We try to cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses in and around Union Street. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
This is a night NOT TO BE MISSED!! After the MASSIVE success of our last event, we can’t wait to do it all again!
So what is this all about?….
If you have been to music festivals, you will know exactly how mindblowing this is! Basically we have an amazing smoke and light show along with DJ Climax who will be pumping some old school dance music, backlit with inspiring visuals on our massive projector screen. The twist is that everybody will be given a special set of headphones to have the music transmitted straight to them and to the outside world, you will be dancing and raving to a silent room, but to you guys, you will be raving to an amazing music set which will get your body moving and your pulses racing! We will also be offering you the chance to have some body painting done, UV if you fancy and we will be providing glo sticks/jewellery for that cheesy edge! lol
The dresscode for the night will be either clubbing gear or immediate dress down so you are ready to get sweaty on the dancefloor and then sweaty in the playrooms. This night is all about the Music, Fun and Filth and it’s just £10 per person!!!!! (Max 8 guys who must be members). You can buy your advance tickets easily via paypal or bank transfer, just email me to book at firstname.lastname@example.org or you can pay via our box office here http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse…an admin fee applies if you use the box office. If you prefer to pay on the door, it’s £15 per person.
Doors will open at 8.30pm and the silent disco will start at 9.30pm til 12.30am which gives you plenty of time to take things upstairs afterwards; Last entry is 10.30pm on this night. We will require a £15 deposit on this night for your bar tab and the headset. The £15 will be offset against your bar bill with any difference refunded when the headset is returned and checked for damage.
What are you waiting for? Get those tickets booked and start counting down the days!
See you there
Welcome to the Pleasuredrome!!!
Townhouse presents the Pleasuredrome Clubbing night, taking you back to the days of super clubs in the 90’s and 00’s when dancing til your feet fell off was standard.
Our entire groundfloor will be a dancefloor, with music from the 90’s and 00’s pumping throughout….you won’t be able to sit still! The main lounge will be the UV area with inspiring visuals, snacks to keep you going and glo sticks/jewellery/glasses. The bar will be your refreshment area with sparkly, shimmering drink options and of course, cocktails. We will have free shots on offer too if you can’t stop dancing long enough for a proper drink!
As this is a clubbing night, it would be great to see you all in clubbing gear, white/UV or bare as you dare with body paints and gems! Just go for it and light up the room!
If you want some time out from the music and some convo with our other sexy guests, then our chill out ‘Catacomb’ lounge will be open in the basement or you can head out to our newly refurbed and heated courtyard outside.
If you’re feeling frisky, then our dancefloor isn’t just for dancing…. Just sayin’ 😉 But if you want to channel you inner porn star, the feel free to get your filth on upstairs in our many playrooms.
Tell your mates, grab your most revealing outfit, get creative with your body glitter and let’s dance like everybody is watching! Lol
The stuff you need to know
£30 for single guys (must be a member and we allow a max of 8 guys)
A £10 CASH deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab but your entry and bar balance can be paid by card if you wish.
Overnights are available for £15 per person and these can be booked directly with us.
This is NOT A GUESTLIST PARTY!
Doors 8.30pm til 3am, last entry is 11pm or 9.30pm for newbies.
Don’t forget your membership cards or full ID if you are not members – Accepted ID can be found on the Useful Info page on our super doper website.
See you all there!
Vic and Jim xxx
Back ‘Bi’ popular demand is our ‘Bi-tastic’ Bi Play Party @Townhouse on Friday 28th February 8.30pm – 3.00am.
This event is for bi, bi curious, gay, lesbian or trans guests and open to couples, girls, t-girls and guys. If you are a couple, then both of you must be bi, bi curious, gay, lesbian or trans; it would be preferable if you have a profile on a swinging site stating your sexual preferences to ensure we offer a truly bi inclusive event.
Set over 3 floors we have numerous playrooms, some with themes, some private rooms and some with an anything goes vibe. This is an event where you shouldn’t feel the need to hide away!
On the 1st floor the popular dark room will be back with glow in the dark condoms; feel free to take full advantage of the glory holes too! 😉
On the 2nd floor will be the ‘Naughty boys’ room where a Male Volunteer will be enjoying a Bukakke scene, so if any guys fancy fulfilling a fantasy or even helping our volunteer fulfil his, then this is the room for you! Let’s see how many guys we can get involved and break our club record!! Speaking of fantasies, let us know if you want to indulge in your own fantasy and we can help to make it happen! If the naughty boys room is too hot to handle, then just across the landing is our free-for-all Orgy room…. anything goes in here!!
On the ground floor there will be a watersports zone in the gents loo for ALL to enjoy, no explanation needed!! ;-P Also on the ground floor is our wet area with sauna and jacuzzi if you fancy a chill out.
Once again, this is an immediate dress down event so we anticipate an early start to the filth!
Let’s make this a Party to remember!!!!!! 😉
Nikki and Mike xxxx
The stuff you need to know………..
This is a guestlist party, so please email Vicky at email@example.com to go on the private list.
Non-members are welcome but you will need full ID to gain entry. We accept either a photo driving licence OR a passport and a utility bill/formal letter with your current address on it. Members can just bring along your membership card.
Newbies will need to pay for their entrance in advance and this can be easily arranged via the email above.
The last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies. You will be greeted by our super friendly (and a little bit filthy) team who will be delighted to give our newbies the grand tour of the club.
Guys members £20 Non-members £25
You will need to pay a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill when you leave. You can still pay your entry and bar balance by card if you wish
You can purchase all your drinks from the reasonable priced bar, so please leave all drinks at home. We will also have nibbles to keep your energy levels up!! 😉
Condoms and lube are provided free of charge and just £1 fee for a towel but feel free to bring your own.
Overnight stays will be available at £15pp which includes tea or coffee & toast in the morning. Book directly on the email above and the payment methods will be sent across
Krazy Nights does … Kinky Comics! Thursday 27th February 7.30pm – 1.30am
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No … it’s a bunch of hot, sexy swingers having a good fucking time!
We’d love for you all to join us for our first party of 2020 … Kinky Comics!
Whether you come along as your favourite superhero or most evil villain, we can’t wait to see you get down and dirty with the best of them!
It won’t take X-Ray Vision to see you are up to no good ??
So dig out your capes and spandex ready for an evening of filthy fun – SHAZAM!
We will have an arrival drink waiting, there will be party games and a MARVELous prize for best dressed on the night.
We would love for everyone to join us and dress for the evening but there is no pressure, usual attire is welcome.
Our fabswingers accounts are: Valhallas Finest & Rider TH
We can’t wait to see you soon!
Love your friendly neighbourhood swingers,
The Krazy Nights Team x
Females & T-Girls: £10
Males: £20 Members // £25 Non-members
THE IMPORTANT STUFF
Doors – 7.30pm until 1.30am. Last entry is 10.30pm, 9.30pm for Newbies so you can get a full club tour.