Summer of Love BIG PARTY @ Townhouse 31st August

Grab your wellies and best undies for our festival party on the 31st August!

We are taking the indoors outdoors and outdoors indoors…let me explain! lol

All being well, our new outdoor area will be complete, which will be swish and inviting for some outdoor fun if the moment takes you! You will have absolute privacy to be as filthy as you dare! The lounge inside will be set up as our festival arena, with picnic tables with goodies on them, string lights and hay bales to chill out on, dance around or…well, use your imagination!!

The dress code is totally relaxed for this party and we would LOVE you to embrace the festival vibe. So ladies… hotpants, skimpy tops, flowing dresses, skimpy underwear and wellies.

Guys, you are welcome to arrive in shorts, pumps, tshirts etc… If you all want to go channel your inner hippy, then feel free!

This is our Summer of Love party, so let’s raise the roof and raise the temperature inside AND outside!
Our usual delicious buffet will be provided and our DJ will be with us to get the festival off the ground. Jelly shots will also be offered and it’s all included in your entry cost!

Couples £25
Females £5
Tgirls £10
Guys £30 – (you must be a member and book in advance as there will only be 8 places.

Overnights are available at just £15 per person, so PM me if you want to book a room. This party is already popular, therefore I only have 3 overnights left!

See you all there…in my wellies!! lol


FET-ish Erotic BDSM Party @ Townhouse 22nd August

Following the HUGE success of our last 4 parties, we are delighted to bring back FET-ish which is now a regular feature on the Townhouse calendar!

This is a party especially for fetishists who like to include sex and eroticism in their BDSM play!

There will be scenes ongoing from the moment the doors open and throughout the night to get you in the mood to get filthy!

On our mainstream BDSM nights, sexual play is reserved to the private rooms with the open play areas being left for pure BDSM play. But so many people like to involve sexual elements in their play, whether it be sexual sadism, orgasm denial play, sexual humiliation, forced orgasm or they just like to use BDSM as part of a sexual scene.

At FET-ish, sexual BDSM play will be openly encouraged and we are hoping that the fine line between pain and pleasure will be explored and embraced! We expect to hear screams of pain and screaming orgasms raising our roof! Lol

If this sounds like your kind of night, then join us on the 22nd August! I will be joined by LittleVixen as my kinky co-host to help the party get off to a flying start and help ease our newbies in.

So bring your BDSM kit bags and your best skimpies for a night of exploring boundaries and unadulterated filth!

This night is open to non members and will be advertised on adult sites across the net

The pricing is as follows:
£10 per person (members)
£15 per person (non member guys)

Ratios of guys to girls will be monitored

You will need your membership card or ID to gain entry, preferably a driving licence if you have one. (Please refer to our website for accepted ID)

The dress code is all dark clothing/fetish wear/alternative wear and dress down will be optional as fetishists often like to keep their kinky clothes on for BDSM scenes.

Any questions, please get in touch!

RAW Pure Play Party @ Townhouse 16th August

It’s time for another instalment of RAW! Pure Play Party.

Described as …’heady and charged’ RAW is for those that want get straight down to play. For greedy boys & greedy girls looking for action! This event focuses on gang bangs, group sex, multiple partners, bukkake and lots of filth and fucking. Not for the faint hearted.

It’s about stamina and orgasms rather than socialising.

RAW is also about women’s fantasies. So ladies, if you have a play scenario that we can make a reality for you, then get in touch. We can help arrange multiple participants and chaperone this for you. Past fantasies have included… two females doing bukkake, balaclava ravishment scenes, restrained and blindfolded gangbangs. You need to contact us directly to discuss this then promote it yourself on our thread.

Our fuck pit returns to create extra play space and gets heavily used. The fuck pit a converted section of the lounge so perfect for exhibitionists and voyeurs.

The bunkbeds room will be converted into a dark room. Perfect for letting your inhibitions go and playing with mystery guests.

Single Males must be under 50 years old! We will be selecting a few over this age but they are regular members or attendees to RAW. Totally our discretion.

Apart from the hot tub, the whole club area is open for play so feel free to be spontaneous and fuck in the bar or lounge. We are encouraging early dress down too.

Females: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20 Single Males (Non Members): £25

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring two forms of ID.

As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge. No trainers! Dress to impress if you’re not dressing down immediately.

Overnight stays are available and all names need to be on the guest list to attend, so contact Vicky, the owner of Townhouse to book in directly at

Jester & Lilac – event hosts x

WHIMPER! FemDom Event @ Townhouse 18th August

The reputation of this event precedes itself now as it is well known for gathering a lot of guests and it’s a hugely fun day for all involved!!

The events over the last 2 years have been amazing and we can’t wait to do it all again! People are always talking about this event for weeks afterwards and we intend to make this event just as ‘eventful’!!


The name says it all!

With a club full of Female Dominants, only obedient submissives need attend. No pussy’s, no ditherers, no brats, no topping from the bottom. This event is for those who adore Dominant women, believe in Female supremacy and live to please.

submissives: male or female, it really doesn’t matter. Experience doesn’t matter either, just a natural submissive tendency will suffice. Boundaries will be respected. Safe words will be given. you will walk out in once piece. Marks don’t need to happen. We will not tolerate needy subs who think that play is a given and have an expectation from our Dominants. If you are selected for play, it is a bonus. Pestering and following will not be tolerated. There will be no sexual services so don’t ask or you will be escorted off the premises. you are there for Our pleasure, not the other way around.

Dominants: We already have several confirmed Female Dominants who are all different in their interests and approach. All are experienced and most have worked professionally as well as being lifestyle Dominants. We would love more Ladies to join us on the day and we would particularly love to welcome new Dominants along who would like to learn and take part; I like to double Domme with new Mistresses.

Experienced Mistresses are very welcome and if You have a sub that You would also like to bring along, that is fine. They can be exclusive to You or shared; of course the choice is Yours.

The event will not be structured and no paid services will be offered. It’s all about our Dommes taking control, taking a sub (s) and putting them through their paces. If you were there last time, you will know that there were lots of Dominants in attendance and the submissives were certainly put through their paces throughout the whole venue!!

This event is open to non members; just bring ID.

Entry prices:
All submissives £15, Female Dominants are obviously free!

The event runs from 2pm until 7pm.

Dress code is fetish wear or all dark clothing

Due to the nature of this event, the bar will be open for soft drinks only until 5.30pm, after which time, you may purchase alcohol until the bar closes at 6.15pm. This is to ensure that everybody plays in a safe environment with clear heads as some of the play can be hardcore.

Please RSVP by emailing


Lady C

Clothed Male/naked female Fetish Party 1st August @ TOWNHOUSE

We are looking forward to welcoming you all back for the second instalment of the CM/nf event.


The event had a strict dress code for both Male and female attendees.

Event Overview:

7.30pm – Doors open. Dominants are encouraged to strip their submissives bare.
9pm – We have a performance from the fantastic Amanda Neal in the lounge.
9.30pm – Opening Ceremony commences. Each Dominant is invited to parade his submissive in a pageant for the other Dominants.
10pm – (approximately) number dependent we are hoping to run an etiquette 101 workshop for submissives and a whisky tasting (additional £5pp) for Dominants.

Single male and female attendees are encouraged but will not me permitted in a first come first served basis.

Strict dress code !!
Male guests – minimum of three piece suit, shirt and tie.
Females guests – The majority of the body must be exposed: the skin must be unreservingly visible. Clothing, if worn, must be lingerie in style, minimal and sheer. Acceptable items of lingerie are: holdups, stockings, suspender belts, open cup bras, and waist cinchers. No full cup bras. A minimum of breasts and/or genitals must be the exposed at all times. This means no covering of any kind. For tickets info, please email

SEXPLOITS Singles Party Friday 9th August @ Townhouse

SEXPLOITS Singles Party@Townhouse – The Sexiest Singles Party in The North West
Friday 9th August 2019
20.30 – 03.00

Hello to all you Sexy Swinging Singles!!

Welcome to SEXPLOITS Singles Party!

There’s plenty of fish in the sea. Which means plenty of fun opportunities! SEXPLOITS at Townhouse is ALL about the single swingers.

Perhaps you’re after a bit of no strings dating, on the hunt for a fuck buddy or a +1 to attend clubs and parties with? Maybe you’re tired of swiping left, fed up of chatting online and actually wanting to meet a fellow filthy fucker in person? You may not have a clue what you want (and that’s ok too). Whatever you’re after, come and join us in the bar for a drink/social/flirt and let’s see where the evening takes us!

Cuck couples, Hotwife/husband couples and couples who play as singles, come and join us. There are no age restrictions on this event. Newbies and Non-members are more than welcome. The only criteria being that you’re looking to mingle with singles!

Myself and the beautiful Mrs ProBlow will be your hostesses for the night. We’ll have a Club Buddy mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy.

Overnight stays at the club are available for just £15. Please message Vicky the owner at directly to book these. These go quick! You can also use this email to book your place on the guestlist 🙂

We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Charlotte & Mrs PB xx

So here’s all the important stuff…

Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 03.00. Last entry is 10.30pm. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception.

There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to “SEXPLORE”! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

Females and T-Girls: £10
Couples: £20
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on or 2 utility bills/official letters)

Leather & Lace Reloaded Rock Night 10th August @ Townhouse

Leather & Lace is back, 10th August, the best swinging event for those who like their music loud, will once again rock your Saturday night (like a hurricane!?)

This time round we will be holding the first annual L&L AIR GUITAR BATTLE… We all love a little shred of the air axe, so come along, show us your moves and win some prizes. Extra points will be awarded for outfit and extra flare in your performance, so it’s a great excuse to let your hair down and go all out. To take part just get in touch with a track you want to shred to.

As a little thank you for making the last events so awesome, we’re reducing entry prices. £20 for Couples, £25 for guys and £5 for single and trans ladies. There isn’t any list for couples and ladies, but feel free to get in touch and let me know you can make it (love my lists!)

Single guys need to put their names on the list and must be members of the club. There are only 8 swinging Single Male places available, so book in early to avoid disappointment. Please message the club as normal.
In the bar there will be a great mix of songs from bands like Offspring, ACDC, Steel Panther, Faith No More, Soundgarden, The Clash, Guns N Rose’s etc. The lounge will feature some awesome music videos with a little heavier feel.

On the first floor we’ll have the ‘METAL’ room, with the lights turned way down and heavier tunes, this open space will be perfect to get down to some totally hard and filthy play. The top floor will feature a mix of pop punk and indie classics to set a lighter, more playful mood.

While band t-shirts will be fine in the bar, I strongly encourage people to dress to impress, think latex, leather, mesh, Lace, lycra.

This is a swinging event, anyone going upstairs MUST dress down to fit with the policy of the club.
All attendees must bring membership cards or valid ID (picture part drivers license is perfect, otherwise Passport and utility bill or 2 utility bills)

Doors open at 8:30pm. Last entry is 10:30pm and newbies are asked to arrive before 9:30pm

If you would like to stay over, it’s a bargain £15 per person and can be arranged through myself or contact the club directly. Pre payment is required to book a stay over.

So come on people, get your names on the list and let’s make August loud and filthy \”/ Contact to go on the list xxx

MILF MONDAY ‘The Summer of Love’ One @ Townhouse 5th August

So, it’s August & that can only mean one thing – it’s festival time!!

August Milf Monday is all about the Summer of Love – and we know you guys are all over this one!! Let’s see what Summer Lovin’ outfits we can rock out for our very own ‘MilfFest’! From wellies to bikinis, ponchos to sun hats, hippy-chicks to ravers – we want to see your festival outfits!!

If you’d like to attend our ‘Summer of Love’ festival, then please email Vicky at and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Festival fees are £10 for the guys but the lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY (without having to climb the fence or flash a security guard!!)

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 5th

‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

INSATIABLE – All Female Party 6th August at Townhouse


An all-new, all girl night is coming to Townhouse on 6th August! This is a play party for members of the fairer sex with an insatiable desire to play free from distractions… such as men, for example…!

While Insatiable is all about “no boys allowed”, we welcome the full spectrum of females – whether you’re straight, gay, bi, or identify as female, you are invited to join in the fun.

Don’t worry if you’ve never been to Townhouse or any club before, you’ll be made to feel right at home by your gracious hosts. First timers will be given the full tour to put you at ease in one of the north west’s most reputable clubs. And of course we expect to see plenty of familiar faces who can’t help but come back for more filth!

Downstairs you can soak up the atmosphere in the fully stocked, well priced bar and lounge area, or chill out in the wet room jacuzzi with old and new friends alike. It’s a zero pressure environment to socialise, unwind and flirt before “getting off” upstairs if the feeling takes you…

With that said, this play party is all about getting into some steamy action with like-minded sexy women of all types, so we expect more than a few orgies to break out in one of the club’s many group play rooms! Private rooms are also available if you want a quieter place to get frisky with a female or two (or three, or four…).
The dress code is… dress down! Early dress down is encouraged to get you in the mood for some steamy all-female fun, so here’s your chance to show off your sexiest outfit all night. Lingerie, bodysuits, gowns, or… nothing, if you’re feeling bold!

This event is open to members and non members alike and is a guest list event so send a message or reply to the post if you would like to be added to the list.

We can’t wait to see you there…

Tuesday 6th August @ Townhouse

7pm – 1am

£7.50 in advance or £10 On the Door. Usual ID rules apply! for advance tickets

Macmillan Charity Night @ Townhouse Weds 21st August £5 per person

We are pleased to announce a charity night at Townhouse in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support.

Everyone is welcome.

It will be a social based theme in the bar and lounge area with plenty of chat and mingling but upstairs will be business as usual, The hottub & sauna area will also be open as usual.
We’re going to have a short quiz and and also a raffle (any prizes you would like to donate would be more than welcome).

Dress Code : Before 10:30pm
Ladies : Dress to impress. Smart, Sexy, Sassy..Glam it up!
Guys : Dapper is best but otherwise dress to impress our ladies.

Dress Code : After 10:30pm (if you want to wander upstairs)
Ladies : Sexy lingerie, wraps, bodysuits, play costume, robe, towel
Guys : Boxers, shorts, towel
No tracksuits, sportswear, hoodies, caps or scruffy workwear

We’re also relaxing the dress code rules to include dressing gowns or robes for males and females as this is a newbies event, we’ll also arrange a dedicated private dress down area/room for anyone who doesn’t want to get changed in the open changing room.

The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

Doors open at 19:00 and closing time is 01:00. Please arrive by 9:00pm if you’ve not been before so you can be given a tour. Last entry will be 10:00pm for those who have attended before or are Townhouse members,

There is plenty of parking available as Townhouse have the use of Bookers car park during the evenings. Please don’t park on the street. Green Lane is the nearest train station which is a 5-10 minute walk, there is a bus stop very near which is on many routes and for anyone stopping locally there are taxi details and suggested local hotels on the Townhouse website.

Entry price is a flat £5 per person with any profits, after costs (venue costs are being subsidised by the organisers), going to Macmillan Cancer Support.

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and drinks are available from the very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, This bar includes a huge selection for any gin lovers from the oriGIN bar. For a list of available drinks and an up to date price list check the website.

If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Please reply to this post or message us to be added to the guestlist.

Look forward to seeing you on the night