Bi-Tastic Bi Night 23rd November @ Townhouse

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It’s Chrissssssssssstmas!!!…. well nearly!! We are celebrating the last Bi-tastic of the year with a Christmas Bash.

We will be hosting our very popular ‘Bi-tastic’ Bi Party ‘The Christmas One’@Townhouse  Friday 23rd November 8:30pm till 3am.

So this event is for bi or bi curious couples, girls, t-girls and guys only. If you are a couple then both of you have to be bi or bi curious. Also prefer to be stated on an online swingers site profile

Non members are welcome but please bring 2 types of ID with you.
Couples £20
Guys £25
Girls £5
TV/TS £10

So what is on offer …
We will have our very own House DJ with us, raising temperatures to get the Christmas party started. If you need cooling down then you can purchase all your drinks from the reasonable priced bar.

We will have nibbles on the bar to keep your energy levels up and for you to enjoy.

We will have the popular dark room with glow in the dark condoms for all you adventurers and also feel free to take full advantage of the glory holes!

The ‘Anyone can start’ Orgy room!!

So why not get in the ‘Christmas’ spirit and wear a sexy Santa, elf, fairy or even wear a famous panto character!!! And don’t forget anyone can rummage in Santa’s sack!!! We will be giving a bottle of bubbly away for the best outfit!!

As a minimum we ask you dress to impress. No sportswear, hoodies or trainers!

Condoms are provided free of charge and just £1 fee for a towel but feel free to bring your own.

As this is a private party we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol but purchase from our highly subsidised bar.

Overnight stays will be available at £15pp which includes tea & toast in the morning.

This is a guest list only event, so email us to be added. If you wish to remain private from the public guest list then please message us and we will add you to our private guest list.

We look forward to partying hard with you!! Pop your name down with us or in the forums.

Nikki & Mike X


HARLOTS!!!! 22nd November @ Townhouse ‘Charlotte’s Birthday One’

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An EXCLUSIVE private event.

“It’s my party and I’ll fuck deliciously hot gents if I want to” lol
Another year older and I’m looking to celebrate in style. I’m talking cake, fizz, hot guys, naughty ladies and hopefully 2 delicious gents (or more) to give me the bumps!

Come and join me! For those of you who haven’t been to Harlots before, here’s the spiel…..

Harlots is ALL about us ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.

Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event, and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners and be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed. Being a gentlemen is what Harlots is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!

Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).

This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email us

Charlotte xx

Just a little more information on the venue:

This event will be held at Townhouse,
9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!

If you are new to the club then I’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
Females: £10
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

EYES WIDE SHUT! Masked Party Night 24th Nov

Let the EYES WIDE SHUTmystique begin… the stage has been set for a forbidden night of decadent fantasies and the actors are being called upon to play their parts. Only the vivacious and hedonistic shall be required. Our master of ceremonies and his pleasure slaves will be leading you down the path of desires, where there is no judgement, only pure exploration and Indulgence. Our boudoirs will be filled with those that are truly sexually free, the exhibitionists, the perverse and the insatiable.

No inhibitions permitted.

Anonymity is compulsory so you will be required to hide your identity with a Venetian mask.

For those wanting to explore the darker side of passion, our cellar dungeon will be open… taking the first cellar step into a whole new world of gratification.

The VIP darkest desires Moroccan boudoir is invitation only. Guests that want to immerse themselves in experiencing sheer hedonism will be selected throughout the course of the evening and given an invitation to the frivolous pan sexual masked orgy.

A strict dress code must be adhered to… formal attire is expected. Our pre-selected pleasure slaves may be stripped naked then cloaked upon arrival.

Express your interest by emailing us and those chosen will be contacted and given a password to enter the party. We expect the highest level of secrecy and discretion for what goes on behind our closed doors…….

Eyes Wide Shut….the best kept secret!

Horror Movie and Paranormal Night @ Townhouse 31st October


Last year we held a paranormal night and it was amazing!!! This year we are changing things up for those who like to mix their love for Horror movies and their love of ghost hunting! 🙂 Please note, this is NOT a play event. There will be no swinging or BDSM play whatsoever; this is a vanilla night.

We will open our doors at 8pm on Wednesday 31st October for drinks and settling in. All of the lights will be off as soon as you walk in the club (inc the toilets), so you will need to bring torches. At 8.30pm, our horror movie will commence on the huge projector screen in the main lounge and there will be no admission after this time, so you will not get in if you are late.

After the movie, there will be time for drinks before we split up into small groups around the club. We will have EMF readers, motion sensors, a spirit box and other tools to use but please feel free to bring along a video camera or mobile phone along to record sound and visuals. We will set up some trigger objects around the club which will be sealed off.

At the end of the night (around 2pm) we will gather together for tea/coffee and biccies to talk about our experiences and the lights will go on for the first time.

For those who want to crash out, you are welcome to do so as this sort of thing can be very exhausting!! Just bring a sleeping bag or duvet! We will re-open the next morning from 10am to let you out. So if you need to leave before this time, you cannot stay.

I am restricting the number attendees to 15. Anymore than this and the noise pollution from people moving around affects the investigation.

Payment is required in advance for this night and it’s £12 per person. You can pay by bank transfer or paypal, just email me at to reserve a place and I will send you the payment info. Your place is not confirmed until payment is received.

See you there!


WHIMPER!! FemDom Event 18th November


The reputation of this event precedes itself now as it is well known for gathering a lot of guests and it’s a hugely fun day for all involved!!

After the last 5 AMAZING events, we can’t wait to do it all again! People were talking about it for weeks and we intend to make this event just as ‘eventful’!!


The name says it all!

With a club full of Female Dominants, only obedient submissives need attend. No pussys, no ditherers, no brats, no topping from the bottom. This event is for those who adore Dominant women, believe in Female supremacy and live to please.

submissives: male or female, it really doesn’t matter. Experience doesn’t matter either, just a natural submissive tendency will suffice. Boundaries will be respected. Safe words will be given. you will walk out in once piece. Marks don’t need to happen. We will not tolerate needy subs who think that play is a given and have an expectation from our Dominants. If you are selected for play, it is a bonus. Pestering and following will not be tolerated. There will be no sexual services so don’t ask or you will be escorted off the premises. you are there for Our pleasure, not the other way around.

Dominants: We already have several confirmed Female Dominants who are all different in their interests and approach. All are experienced and most have worked professionally as well as being lifestyle Dominants. We would love more Ladies to join us on the day and we would particularly love to welcome new Dominants along who would like to learn and take part; I like to double Domme with new Mistresses. Experienced Mistresses are very welcome and if You have a sub that You would also like to bring along, that is fine. They can be exclusive to You or shared; of course the choice is Yours.

The event will not be structured and no paid services will be offered. It’s all about our Dommes taking control, taking a sub (s) and putting them through their paces. If you were there last time, you will know that there were lots of Dominants in attendance and the submissives were certainly put through their paces during the Funishments game!

This event is open to non members; just bring ID.

Entry prices:
All submissives £15, Female Dominants are obviously free!

The event runs from 2pm until 7pm.

Dress code is fetish wear or all dark clothing

Lady C

ALLURE – 39 and Under Party @ Townhouse 16th Nov

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It’s that time again…. “Allure 7” our 7th private party for those aged 39 and under.

There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling filthy, there will be plenty of play too. The event caters for newbies and seasoned swingers who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd and vibe.

On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am

£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couples membership with the club or a verified couples account)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6)

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge. Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
*Can we please ask that you dispose of condoms in the bins provided in each of the rooms*

As this is a private event and cheaper entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.

Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked direct with the club. Either give them a call or message them on the club profile “TownhouseTwosome”

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please email us to be added.


Couples and Single Females Party @ Townhouse 9th Nov

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***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST FILTH***

If you prefer to mingle with other, likeminded couples and single females, with no single guys whatsoever, then this is the party for you!!! All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID and something with your address on)

Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established profile on a swinging site. If you do not have either of these things, then please contact us to discuss; we need to be satisfied that you are an actual couple and not 2 singles hooking up and this is not permitted.

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted

Entry Prices:
£20 Couples
£10 Females
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)

We are offering some promotions for this party!

Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night

Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.

You can also purchase a weekend pass, this is to be purchased on the Friday Night which will gain you a £5 discount off your total entry for the Friday and Saturday night.

(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)

As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar.

We look forward to seeing you all there

50 Shades of Wahey Swinging/BDSM Party @ Townhouse Saturday 3rd November


This is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards.
Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.

Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm and run through until about 1130pm beginning with a very brief chat on etiquette and what to expect during the evening from our host Lady C

For this 50 Shades our first demo team is Captain and his submissive PaintedLady. They are a full time D/s and vanilla couple and will be giving you an insight into how their scene becomes a journey for them. From start to finish of an impact scene including setting the tone, the variations of rhythm and energy during their play and the aftercare required together.

In the main lounge Lady C will be creating sparks with her electrics demo. Armed with a violet wand, she will be giving you a sneak peak into her sensual side as it’s not all about shocks and pain. A perfect opportunity for the audience to get a taste of a very popular form of play.

The open play occuring on the night will include things such as flogging and needleplay.

As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolicks! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be
there for your pleasure!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetishwear is more than ok!!! lol

Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership;
there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!


BUXOM BABES ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ @ Townhouse 15th November

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It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!

You know the old rhyme …
“Remember Remember 15th November,
Curvilicious, Horny & Hot.
When each Buxom Babe,
Will lustily crave,
A juicy big, hard throbbing cock”

For the last Buxom Babes of the year, we are marking Bonfire Night in our own special Townhouse way!! There will be Bonfire themed goodies & treats, and hopefully the fireworks will be going off all night up in the play rooms! We are also looking for firework themed outfits, so pull out your sequins, your glitter & your sparkle and let’s put the bang into Bonfire Night!!

As always, this event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

We have also got a surprise party gift to give away to one lucky lady who’s name will be drawn at random from the guestlist on the night!

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

And remember … Curvy is the new black!
‘The Small Print’
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30

For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
Entry Prices:
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Look forward to seeing you there!!
Morticia xx

CLUSTERFUCK! 1st Nov @ Townhouse

We have had the honour of being asked to host an event at the Townhouse by the lovely Vicky and Jim. We are very excited to be doing this and would be grateful for the support from everyone who knows us and our soon to be new friends.

With Bonfire Night just around the corner, we are bringing the Big Bangs indoors, in the form of Cluster Fuck; a party which should raise the temperature and get you hot under the collar!

It’s not like the true sense of a Cluster Fuck where everything seems to go wrong (touch wood) but instead, lots of horny individuals Fucking in a Cluster or for the more discerning of you, a giant Gang Bang in all 4 corners of the club!

We are thinking along the lines of gangbangs in different guises…the couples and singles gangbang, the all female gangbang, The greedy girl gangbang, the cuckold gangbang, the bi gangbang….the possibilities are endless and you are welcome to explore your gangbang fantasies whatever they may be.

We have a few ideas in the making but if you have any specific gangbang ideas that may need some orchestrating, then please message us.

If you’d like to attend, then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to the list. Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know if you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers/ratios attending.

Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted upon, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough feel free as it helps to get the party started early.

Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on the 1st November.
Si and Jane xx


The particulars
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!

Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
Townhouse has a well-stocked branded bar and don’t forget the OriGin bar where you have the choice of over 50 brands including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Townhouse Gin

Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.