MILF Monday @ Townhouse ‘Porn in the USA’ 1st July 19

Happy US Independence Day y’all!!

It’s almost time for some good ole’ American style partyin’ – so why not get on down to Milf Monday’s “PORN IN THE USA” day!!

Think creative people … red, white & blue, Lady Liberty, the Star Spangled Banner … options are endless for some creative outfits!!

So ladies – do you want to release your inner cowgirl, or fancy lassoing yourself a sexy ranch hand?
And gents – want to find girls hotter than Hollywood can offer, or get yourselves a bit of Summer Lovin’?

Then get your name on our list & get your sexy selves over to Townhouse for a party better than anything you’ll see at the Playboy Mansion!!

If you’d like to attend then please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com Please note this is GUESTLIST only and places are taken quickly, so please add yourselves as early as possible as the list closes when we are full. Also please only add yourselves if you are 100% certain you can attend as cancellation will trigger our 3 strikes rule. 

Milf Monday’s PORN IN THE USA entry fee is £10 for the dudes but the chicks will get FREE ENTRY!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 1st!

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‘The Small Print’

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home.

Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!